Odd name for a track but the music is pretty good.

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I think that there are two types of upskirt situations.  Accidental upskirts are forgiven except that the woman should learn a lesson and be more careful in selection of her outfit the next time and be careful while exiting a car or sitting. 

Then there are deliberate upskirts in which someone knowingly wears a short skirt or dress and then flashes her panties (the panty is almost always of a different color than the dress) or hairless pussy. 

In this case, though, Emily is wearing matching underwear so it is fair to assume that this is an accident.

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It is a great piece of news to me and while I think I may have crossed this number a while ago (tbloggers will recall that tblog stats were down for a few weeks), it is very nice to see that what began as a casual blog in June of 2005 has become so big.  Right now I am averaging between two and three thousand visitors daily and I am expecting that after the holidays, I should be in the 4,000 daily visitors range. 

How did I do it?  Just blog about what you are passionate about and magic will happen.  Along the way, Google dances happened, my PageRank dropped to zero for no reason whatsoever, but my traffic continued to grow.

So thank you all for your support. 

I shop at Wal-Mart all the time (who can beat their prices) but when I bought by Acer Aspire laptop computer and opened it at home, I was shocked to see that it actually had been opened before.  When I booted it, I noticed that there was a user ID.  And since I did not have the password, I couldn't do much.  Walmart was nice enough to take it back with an apology and told me that it should have never happened and that was fine but it was a hassle to find which other store had that particular model and then drive to pick up there.  Plus I lost one day of work that I could have done.

Something similar has happened to Daryl Hill of Cookeville, TN, who found that the MP3 player he bought at the store had pornography already loaded on the machine.  While it was terrible that the retailer sells returned merchandise like new what is even more interesting is that some porn addict dude will load all that stuff and then bring it back to the store.

I wish I could get a closeup but that leopard print bra is covering one nice pair of breasts.

And I think that is one lucky guy.

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You know women too know how to have fun with inanimate objects.  Remember the girls messing around with a mannequin or the woman who was humping a love doll?  Here is this big breasted beauty resting her tits on the hands of an Egyptian king.

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She may have a small chest but otherwise she is a killer beauty.  I love her dark skin and I think that pink and black lingerie is so cute.

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When a woman wears a tear drop bikini like this you even wonder if it serves any purpose at all.  Remember the one that Aiselyne Horgan Wallace wore?  And for those of you who want to see what it looks like at the back it is a G string (just scroll below).  This leopard print bikini is sexy.

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If you have such a huge rack I think there is no reason to hide it. Thank God she is also braless.

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When I posted this lesbian French kiss photo I had no idea that things can actually get hotter than that. These two are literally sucking not just the lips but tongues too. Hot.

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Remember the photo of Aisleyne Horgan Wallace sheer bra?  I don't think it will shock any of her fans like me but she posed in this tiny thong.  Tight butt indeed.

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While I have admitted earlier that occasionally even as a man I do wear panties but that's about it. I have never and have no desire to wear any other item of female clothing, but there are crossdressers and sissy men who actually do.

I think each person should have freedom to do what they want. I recently heard from two men who crossdress and here is what they have to say. If you want to write to me here is the way to contact me.

"I am a male, 50 years old. I have an absolute addiction to wearing fine sexy lingerie. It has become such a part of my life, I find that it is impossible for me to meet a woman now (I disagree because I know that there are women who love such men -- he just has to find them). I wear lingerie exclusively when I am at home, and of course, I sleep in silk or satin gowns. I wear panties all the time, and bras daily once I get home. I do often keep the bra on if I need to leave my house for some reason. I know that people notice the bra straps through my shirts, but honestly I don't care. I enjoy those things that I do. A sissy man forever."

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"Not only do I like to wear panties (lace boyshorts, thongs), but also like high heels and women's jeans. A nice fitting jean with high heels is a good turn on."

Women do crazy things at bachelorette parties and I think they are entitled to it.  Previously I showed you these women that were licking cock at the party.  Can you see how excited they look to hold that dildo in their hands but what also caught my attention was that if you look closely at the girl on the right she is so passed out (that her eyes are closed) and she ends up giving a great upskirt view of her pink striped panties. 

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I once had nail fungus and simply ignored it for months.  After all it was not doing me any harm and I felt nothing.  Until a girl was horrified to see it and then refused to ever let any part of her body touch my feet, I sat idle.  Then I went to a doctor and after taking Lamisil for months it got cured.

In other words if your nails do not look normal you are probably suffering from a nail disease.  Here is a great CBS video that shows all kinds of infections that nails can have. 

I have never had a professional microdermabrasion in a salon but I prefer to do it once a week at home using a home kit.  Boy, my skin looks good.

If you would like to exfoliate your skin and improve its texture, microdermabrasion is definitely a great option.  Here is nice set of vids that tell you what it is and how microdermabrasion is done. 

If you don't have cellulite please contact me because then I know that you are alien.  In other words, a woman (even supermodels have cellulite) will have cellulite (it goes up with age) and there is no way you can completely rid yourself of cellulite but treatments like Velashape provide some relief.

Here is a good video that shows what else can you do to fight cellulite. 

Hey maybe it is a fake penis (it looks so real though) but these girls sure know how to take their long tongues out and suck the hell out of a cock. I think this bride to be will get a lot of practice for some serious blowjobs on her honeymoon.

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I love New Yorkers and more specifically sexy New Yorkers.  I mean look at this New York Yankees fan!  I just hope that she does not go to the games like this because I doubt if the players will be able to focus.

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My #1 complaint is that as a man there is nothing to shop.  The men's section in a department store is one-tenth of women's store and many designers simply do not have clothes for men.  No wonder then that there are no sales for men's stuff.

That is why I like Wildcard Fashion because they have some really cool stuff for men too. 

A Torrance, California, company called Physical Optics Corporation is working on a camera based on lobster eyes that can see through walls.

I want one of these.  The woman next door is so hot. 

Well when I first saw him on television my first reaction was that he was so gay (I am not gay but some of my best friends are gay) and how could I introduce him to some of my buddies.

Seriously, though he is also a great designer and very expensive too. 

Remember my earlier post about plastic surgery for men.

Well I am yet to go under the knife and do not know if I will ever do it but watch this video to see how men can take better care of themselves. 

I had a few very inspirational posts recently:

Attitude is everything

Lessons about life

How to enjoy life

I am told that in order to do all this some of us might need a life coach.

If you liked this fat chick dry humping a man what about this Latina?  She is one of those short and petite (notice how she has to raise her feet to prepare for rear entry) ladies that you just want to lift them up and make love all night. 

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OK I might have called her fat but boy look at her naughty smile.  I bet deep inside her she is one sex machine and that is why you can see the orgasm exploding on her face as she humps that handsome man.

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Remember that Maggie Q nude video?

Guess what?  We now have a nude Eva Mendes for the same cause:  PETA. 

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hair on her head.  Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hair on her head.  "H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today." So she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEA!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"

Attitude is everything.  Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly....... Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain.

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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm  voice said, "Come on in."  When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was  all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.  A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.  Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie "You've got it, it's the least can do.  And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And ! Now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.   Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other . The genie was insatiable.   After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

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I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the  facts.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned.... That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I've learned.... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Be Careful what you think....Your thoughts become your words.....Your words become your actions...Your actions become your habit.....Your habit become your character....Your character is your everything....

- Andy Rooney

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A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package:

"This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package."

He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box.

"She got this the first time we went to New York, 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on, was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it. He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house; his wife had just died. He turned to me and said:

"Never save something for a special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion".

I still think those words changed my life.

Now I read more and clean less.

I sit on the porch without worrying about anything.

I spend more time with my family, and less at work.

I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through. I no longer keep anything. I use crystal glasses every day... I'll wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if I feel like it.

I don't save my special perfume for special occasions ; I use it whenever I want to. The words "Someday..." and "One Day..." are fading away from my dictionary. If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now. I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there the next morning, this nobody can tell. I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends. She might call old friends to make peace over past quarrels. I'd like to think she would go out for pizza, her favorite food. It's these small things that I would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come.

I would regret it, because I would no longer see the friends I would meet, letters... that I wanted to write "One of these days".

I would regret and feel sad, because I didn't say to my brother and sisters, son and daughters, not times enough at least, how much I love them.

Now, I try not to delay, postpone or keep anything that could bring laughter and joy into our lives.. And, on each morning, I say to myself that this could be a special day..

Each day, each hour, each minute, is special.

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I have seen before how some women would like to have a dick but this hottie took it to the other extreme.  Instead of putting her strapon cock in the front (that's where I have mind), she puts it on at the back.  I can imagine all kinds of doggie positions that way though in lesbian group sex orgy. 

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When I watched the movie Hot Shots I recall that this hot chick Valeria Golino put her long tongue inside Charlie Sheen's ear.  Since then I have fantasized about it and but no chick would do it telling me that it is "dirty."  I find it no dirtier than oral or anal sex or any of the other kinky stuff that these women have agreed to do.  So if there is a woman out there willing to do it to me please send me a note. 

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Like this chick who showed us her pink silk panties here is another girl who loves to unzip her jeans and thrust her crotch out to give us a good look at her pink panty.

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Remember Britney Spears gone wild?

Tell you what; Star is reporting that she actually has a sex fantasy room in her house where she organizes orgies.  I wonder how I can get an invitation. 

So you enjoyed the pics of lesbian French kiss.  But as anyone who is into sexy kissing and knows how to kiss a woman, it's not just two women kissing that can have a good time.  A heterosexual couple can enjoy it a lot too.

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So Vogue India is now in circulation, Hermes is inspired by India, and Ashley Judd wears a saree.

Christina Aguilera dressed up in Indian clothes for a photo shoot.  India's celebrity ambassador Shilpa Shetty runs around showing her hairy pussy to the world.

And then Indians complain that no one is taking them seriously.

Duh! 

I wrote earlier how to get pregnant in your 40s and how to find out if you are ovulating (see photo of a woman in heat) so that you could time your sex. 

I also pointed to a link with information on how to increase your sperm count so that a man can do his part.

I think these are some things Halle Berry did to get pregnant. 

So can your eat your way to becoming a mom?  The authors of Fertility Diet say so but this review argues otherwise. 

You have probably read about David Beckham's big dick or heard Heidi Klum boast about her husband Seal's big dick.

No wonder then you want to increase your penis size. Desperate men often spend money on pills, lotions, pumps and what not to lengthen their cocks but guess what, according to this psychologist, penis size does not matter.

Remember the guy who wrote to me saying "I want to be a girl."  Well this naughty bride sure wants to be a man the way she has put that big dick against her pussy.  The question is where will she find a pussy that big.  Maybe Britney Spears pussy is fit for that big cock.

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We all know now that except for a very rare situation when a woman chooses to wear a thong under low rise pants she knows for sure that she plans to show her thong and get a kick out of the whale tail show. 

I guess girls are becoming more and more comfortable with the idea and this lady even decided to store her newspaper in her black thong.  I have no idea what language that is and where she is from but I must admire her for her creativity.

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I thought Ashley Judd in a saree looked ridiculous enough but I guess that Hollywood celebs will do anything to attract attention. 

First I thought that this was a Bollywood actress -- maybe someone like Shilpa Shetty -- but no it is our very own Christina Aguilera who likes to go without panties.  And here too she is not dressed appropriately.  From the pics of Bollywood actresses that I have seen their sari is not this seethrough, and if it is, apparently there is an underskirt or petticoat that they wear.  Look closely and you will see that Xtina is only wearing a panty.

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When I showed this picture of Jessica Simpson in a seethrough dress I did not realize how often Hollywood celebrities forget to wear a bra -- I guess as often as they forget to wear panties. In this picture, Lara is clearly not wearing a brassiere.

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If you look casually all you will see is a pair of nice lace pink panties.  Look closely though, especially towards the bottom.  Do you see how large her camel toe is?

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Aren't these women hot?  I love the one in the strapless bra on the left.  While I have a strong feeling that the one in the center is the naughty one and in a strange way I kinda like that she matched a black bra with a paisley print panty.  What about the hottie on the right?  I love her smile and the tight butt. 

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Did you see the pic of the man sucking boobs of his wife? Well, this guy is more into licking the tits as you can see. And who wouldn't do that to a chick in a pink bra? And unfortunately while her eyes are not in the camera if you look at the body language it sure seems that she is having an orgasm. In other words he sure knows how to give her a good time.

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Did you notice Britney Spears pussy -- she has basically no hair (haireless as they call it). I did not see any hair on Christina Aguilera pussy either.

Simply put, they are following the latest trend: completely bare.

It has not caught on with everyone yet. Shilpa Shetty's pussy is rather hairy.

Yesterday, I was at H&M and I saw several men shopping for lingerie -- I guessed that they were all buying Christmas gifts.  Unless of course, these were men who actually wear female lingerie.  I thought many of them were uncomfortable and wanted to do it fast.

But a look at the women was a different sight altogether.  They were trying on right in front of everyone like this woman.  Positioning that white lace thong on the crotch or even putting a bra on.  Kinda reminds me how Christina Aguilera was photographed buying undies.

Oh look at that princess; she is ready to get her tit devoured by a hungry man! Well, with such big tits, what man can resist the temptation? I like the way he is cupping her breasts. I am sure it feels good because of the big smile on her face.

And if you like to watch a real man sucking milk from a woman with milk in her boobs check out Jim Carrey sucking the titties of a mom in the movie "Me, Myself, and Irene.

A sexy kiss is one thing and everyone should know how to kiss someone right. But two girls kissing is special - and that too when it happens to be a lesbian French kiss.

While discussing how you can invest in real estate by buying foreclosed homes I also provided a link to foreclosure home listings by state.

Here is a video with additional tips on what to watch out for when buying a home under foreclosure. 

I think we are almost reaching a point that I would no longer need to get out of bed in the morning just to brew my morning coffee.  Watch this video to see how this Japanese robot serves coffee.

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Remember when I reported that Isabelle Dinoire was in trouble because she was addicted to smoking. 

We now have the great n