So when I suggested that watching whaletail in the supermarket is a great idea, I was saying that because all the MILFs are there during day time.  But hot Milfs are also at the local park where they bring their kids to play while the moms prance around showing their latest fashion.  And as they bend and jump supposedly to play, watch for their whale tails.  Those black panties with pink flowers are cute; isn't it?

If you are a couple that enjoys French kissing , hey watch out.  Especially, if you have had too much to drink and you are at a party and the girl is passed out.

The net result:  pink panty upskirt. 

Despite the romanticization of France, I know that French women do get fat and not everyone in Paris and Lille (the two cities that I have visited) is beautiful, sexy, and classic.

Having said that they are not as sloppy as many American girls.

So ladies, don't wear your track suit to the mall and read these secrets to be sexy like the French girls.

And here are the beauty secrets of the French women. 

Remember that France almost elected Segolene Royal, the first sexy woman president in the world.

Despite trying hard, my Spanish language skills are miserable -- no wonder I don't have much luck with Hispanic girls.

But check out this guy who has composed a hilarious love song in Spanish after just one semester of classes. 

Hey, not getting enough sex?

Try some role play. 

Say, high school girl roleplay. 

Of course there are naughty teachers like Debra LaFave.

But there are naughty students too and I know there are a lot of naughty Catholic school girls. 

Here is another naughty girl that fell in love with her professor. 

When you look for a job everyone will tell you that you have to network.  What that means is that most likely you will get a job if you know the right people.

So I don't understand what is the big deal if Katy Tur got a job as an anchor for the CW11 with the help of her live-in boyfriend Keith Olbermann (I mean what kind of morons watch this channel -- I have never heard of it anyway). 

What is very clear is that she knows how to party and how to dress like a slut -- a black bra under a white tank top and look at that guy's hands all over her big rack . 

After Heidi Montag's boob job, things have been good for her. She released the Higher music video which was panned by all and then I reported that Heidi was actually going to release an album.

Guess what one song is out. It is called No More (it is an MP3 file and you can download it or listen it through Windows Media Player) and unlike Higher, I love it -- very nicely done.

When I saw Kate Hudson in a thong at a pool in Miami, I admired her guts.  It seems though that thongs are her underwear of choice, like Hayden Panettiere.

It turns out that she wears thongs even under see through dress .  As you can see in this transparent dress, I have put the butt in the inset at the top and you can clearly see the thong strap and how her hips are totally naked. 

I have seen and played many naughty games but this is a new one.  You take a lavender panty and hold it with your teeth.  Whose pantie is it?  What happens after?  Does anyone know what kinda game is this?

A woman complains that her boyfriend wants her as a mistress.

Hey I want a mistress too. And Sugar Mamas are now looking for boy toys.

I guess life is a little complicated. 

When we saw the Hayden Panettiere upskirt photo, one thing is was certain:  she wears underwear. 

From this photo of Hayden Panettiere shopping for thongs we now have a better idea of what she likes to wear.

There are rumors that Drew Lachey and Cheryl Burke are having an affair.

There were rumors like this about Nick Lachey too. 

Boys and girls it is Easter.

Check out how to make some cute decorations for Easter with Peeps. 

Check out the latest collection called Nicholai by Nicky Hilton.

If you remember that previously Nicky Hilton launched Chick collection. 

Like previous years I did my taxes online again with Turbotax.  My state refund came in 3 days but I got worried that my Federal refund did not come 7 days after I filed my return and IRS accepted it.  I started to panic and started to wonder if IRS was auditing me.

I even wanted to ask people on Yahoo answers how long they took to get their return, but guess what, you can find out exactly when you are going to get your refund.  IRS will tell you that if you provide basic information about you and your return. 

Are you a 40+ man or woman who is sexy at heart.

Then please join the Sexy After 40 Club for free, of course. 

My principle has always been that girls if you want to show a whale tail get your panties or thongs right.  I really don't wanna see your two dollar undies from Walmart.  However,  if you have jeweled gstring like this bitch, by all means, show 'em to me.

If you didn't know that boobs become big for young moms take a look at Nicole Richie's titties.  I think I now disagree with those who think that Nicole Richie got breast implants.  Being pregnant for Nicole Richie was a blessing.

If you saw the Christina Aguilera breastfeeding video on Tyra Banks you will be totally convinced why it is a great idea to have a baby. 

The girlfriend of George Clooney Sarah Larson got a modeling gig for swimsuits.

She is very flat chested, but otherwise, cute.  I am not sure if she is good enough to be a swimsuit model . 

A mall in Portugal has put mannequins in lingerie in men's bathrooms.

These people have no idea that some men actually fuck mannequins. 

Ladies if you have never tried vodka give Damaskaya vodka a try.

And please do not drink and drive and no alcohol if you are pregnant. 

I saw Karina Smirnoff and Mario perform together last night and though I had never heard of this Mario before, man, he is smooth on the dance floor.  He reminds me of someone who would fit right in a movie like "Dreamgirls."  He would have done Jamie Foxx's role so well.

The question is what is going to happen to Mario Lopez. 

I gave you the link to see Kim Kardashian Playboy photos .

But if you want to see behind the scenes video of the Playboy photo shoot of Kim Kardashian, here is the link. 

Lindsay Lohan has this great video on Neutrogena coin slot cream.

You know what I am talking about.  The coin slot or ass crack licking is a popular sport among girls these days and even Heidi Klum has been seen revealing her coin slot. 

If you work for me not only can you work without wearing a bra, you actually don't have to wear any clothes.

For other places of work, the rules are a little tricky.  Watch this hilarious video about braless at work. 

In November 2007 I wrote a piece called Why did my PageRank drop to zero, because I had done nothing wrong (unlike other bloggers who were selling links or engaging in dirty tricks).

Well, my blog now has a PageRank of 2. I can understand why it would go up or down over the years but zero was obviously a mistake on Google's part.  So while I want to thank Google for restoring my PR but hey Googlers it is time to fix your algorithm as well.  And it is important for you to keep in mind that maybe Tblog does something fishy or other bloggers on this website engage in something not white hat but that is no reason to penalize honest folks like me.

The only consolation is that my traffic continues to skyrocket and I am projecting that the first quarter of 2008 will be a record with over 150,000 visitors in all.  With one million visits already recorded in Dec 2007 , it will be nice to reach 2 million by June 2008.

As many of you know I have had rather bad experience with Google Blogger on blogspot.com.  At some point I dumped Blogger for my personal use but at work I am responsible for providing tech support to some blogs.

Today, however, I couldn't stop laughing when I got the message below.  With the magic that only Google has, it published 108% of the blog or 644 of 594 files and 13M of 12 M data.  If I remember my high school physics right, doesn't it violate some of the basic principles of science?  I wish my bank would make the same mistake and, say, give me 108% of my balance each month.

I don't know if it is good but it seems that Hollywood is getting way too much inspiration from Bollywood.  Have you seen the photo of Christina Aguilera wearing a sari or even Ashley Judd dressed in a saree?

I am all for going naked on the beach but this swimsuit really confused.  Should one wear a sheer bikini top?  I guess if the beach is not clothing optional you might be able to get away with this one.

But what about that micro gstring?  I mean does it hide anything at all?  It seems that it actually highlights the pussy lips even more.  Not that I am complaining.  Brazilian girls wear sexy thongs all the time but this is even better than the tear drop bikini that I like.

Like Beyonce when I think of Hillary Swank I think of a good girl. But the way Beyonce has her upskirt moments, Hillary is having her moment of being braless and wearing a transparent blouse that clearly shows her nipple.

Recommended: More see through dresses

Amy Winehouse showed off her black thong in a whaletail fashion not too long ago.  After that she was seen walking on the streets of London wearing just a red bra and jeans. 

Now like Alex Curren and many other celebs, while getting out of the car, she flashed her white-blue striped panties, exactly like those preferred by Kirsten Dunst. 

It appears that getting out of a car without flashing your panties is impossible for celebs.  What is good about Alex Curren is that her black sheer panties are cute.

Does anyone agree with me that not wearing mini skirts in such situations is probably a good idea? 

BTW if you are a woman who wants to still wear mini skirts and not allow upskirt situation, check out the video that shows how to exit from a car gracefully. 

Recommended:  More upskirt photos  

I think Patsy Kensit did not even care that wearing a see-through dress without a bra will make her nipples pop out on the red carpet.  I must say, though, that she doesn't have the greatest rack either.  Her tits are small and kind of out of place.

Other celebs that have chosen to wear completely transparent clothes are: Uma Thurman, Leelee Sobieski, Res, Jessica Simpson, Heather Graham, Christina Aguilera, Ashley Olsen, Naomi Campbell, Aiselyne Horgan Wallace, and of course, Britney Spears.

It appears that Kate Winslet likes pink bras.

Another English girl Keeley Hazell also like pink skivvies.

I think it is appropriate these days that if a girl does not have a whaletail it is perfectly fine to pull her thong above her pants and gently check it out and even create a whale tail.  I do not believe in forcing but I have found that with just a little bit coaxing any girl will let you do it. 

And isn't that a cute scarf belt! 

I know men now wear feminine lingerie (I do) and I have seen guys with strap on dildos (I am talking about regular heterosexual guys like me -- not gays).

It seems that sexy couples are now stocking sex toys with HIS and HERS.

I may have been in a lighter mood when I wrote how to get big boobs.

But here are some tips on how to get a cleavage if you have small breasts. 

For people with scarf fetish like me, let me point you to Arielle Kebbel wearing a cute polka dot scarf in her hair.

Previously I linked to Ruthie Hanshall with a neck scarf. 

If you have such naughty schoolgirls in class only a naughty teacher can handle them.

If the latest trend catches on don't be surprised to see girls wearing just panties in public (instead of skirts and pants on top).  My kind of trend.

Lesbians using dildos is a pretty sight; nevertheless, frustrating for men.  However if it involves licking boobs using a long tongue I am fine with it.  Let the group masturbation party begin.

I am so jealous of vibrators and dildos .  I often have nightmares about them that one day sex toys will become so good that men will become irrelevant to women.  Look at these lesbians with dildos.

Hopefully by then the love dolls will become so good that we won't need women to fuck either.

I have previously discussed the topic of dating Asian women.

It turns out that dating Chinese women is somewhat different from dating Asian women because China is just starting to adopt western dating ways though the Lust Caution movie showed that they fuck like whores.

Here is a nice video that explains what to do if you want to pick up a Chinese girl. 

God I can't wait to see this movie.  Anyone else crazy like me?

Here is the trailer of the movie Kingdom of Crystal.

Remember the Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger?

She is back in the news and here is another video of the Obama Girl. 

After announcing that Victoria's Secret stores will carry swimsuits also, the company has now launched the Biofit Uplift bra that provides a lift and creates a nice cleavage.

Here is a video of Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova modeling the bra. 

While it set to rest rumors that she was pregnant with a child from Owen Wilson it was also nice to see Kate Hudson in a wine red thong.

And I got a reality check that Kate Hudson's boobs are not as big as they look in Fool's Gold. 

You have probably seen my previous collection:

Woman on top

Girl on top of a girl

Woman riding a man

Girl on top sex position  

While I don't believe the gossip but a tabloid is reporting that Rachael Ray is divorcing her husband.  We will see.

That being said there are couples in Hollywood that seem to have solid relationships.

Watch this video to learn the secrets of their relationships in Hollywood. 

They are a great team.

Listen to the music video. 

Obviously if you have never done it before you will be nervous and end up doing something stupid.

Here is a helpful article on what to do the first time you are together alone with your lover? 

Nicole Kidman was not the only one to wear a huge diamond necklace.

Jennifer Garner also wore a beautiful diamond necklace though not as big. 

A bridal shower is fun; isn't it.  All the free gifts and party time with your girlfriends particularly if you are having a bachelorette party as well and have male strippers in thongs coming to dance for you or or have a cocksucking party or have upskirt views or swallowing all kinds of penis like objects.  

So from those red panties to bridal boy shorts to bridal thong.

I have an update on OSDate installation that was trying.

It was a painful experience and I abandoned the effort and instead to chose to move the Completely Free Dating website to Ning that I have used previously for Club de Amigas. 

If you are looking for a cool photo management software that is free, Gallery2 is awesome.  Using Fantastico it was easy to install, customize, and use.

Just don't try to upgrade it.  Like Boonex Dolphin upgrade, it was a disaster.  Thank God, I had a backup copy and was able to restore from that. 

While Boonex Dolphin was easy to install, boy, what a mistake I committed trying to upgrade it.  It was a nightmare.  Lost everything and the error messages are new every time.

Recommendation:  If you are looking for a free dating website software, do not use Dolphin.  I am trying OsDate and will give an update later. 

Look carefully.

Behind that polka dot bra is a pair of very large tits for this girl who is otherwise so skinny. 

I have so little interest in politics but I am so happy that the Republicans (the so-called party of people with values) has chosen John McCain a confirmed womanizer.

From their talks in the past you got this impression that somehow fucking many women was bad (I love it) but McCain has shown that when a bitch like Vicki Iseman comes at you, you will be an idiot to say No.

What is even more encouraging is those Jesus freaks evangelical Christians are supporting him too.  These are the same morons who made a big deal when Bill Clinton got a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky.

I really hope that he becomes the president so that we can all start fucking like our president. 

Diablo Cody is a bad girl.

She was a stripper and then had an adult website until she became a writer.  Now she wears a naughty dress to the Oscars and tells Stuart Weitzman to fuck off. 

A strapon dildo on a woman makes perfect sense.

But why would a guy get a dick.  Well if you are in a party for swingers anything goes.  As you can see there is a kinky game in progress.

When I wrote the 40 Year Old Virgin movie review I assumed that it was just fiction.

Guess what Gary Coleman was a virgin until he married Shannon Price.

Incredible. 

After forcing Benji Madden and Sophie Monk to breakup, Paris Hilton is now dating Benji.

Does that make her a bitch? 

Remember Patrick Dempsey, who is my kind of guy.

He is now modeling Versace suits for men. 

Hey I need donations to buy one for me. 

As I start to eat more and more organic food I am learning that it ain't easy.

This vid explains how the food labels are written and what do they mean. 

Remember the Jennifer Hawkins lingerie photos?

She is now out with her Ultasonic Lingerie line. 

Ruthie Hanshall in a scarf looks hot.

If you have a scarf fetish like me you will like her if you liked Elisa Cuthbert, Lindsay Lohan and Bai Ling.

Katie Price lingerie is now available.

Now considering her reputation for nip slips and too sexy clothes if you are wondering if it is for you, wonder no more -- it is not for you.  It is only for those who don't wonder. 

I agree that no matter how you measure Kathleen Turner is fat and she must know it.

Hey, read my blog and lose some weight. 

The Philippines not only has sexy women it also has these hotties dancing the papaya dance.

Oh I wonna go back to Cebu so bad. 

As I said before I don't cook rats and beef is not my kinda food either.

But chefs are now coming with beef alternatives. 

As I have been researching working out options for women who want to lose weight but do it in a fun way it seems that a bellydance workout may be a great solution.

As I wrote before, bellydancing has many more benefits than losing weight.