As we all know a banana does look like a cock and when a dildo or strapon dick or a vibrator is not available it is common to see a banana used as a substitute for a penis.  These two lesbians do a terrific job of demonstrating how to fuck with a banana.

Or like these two sluts you can suck a banana to simulate a blowjob in case you cannnot find a penis to suck and lick.

You probably already saw Mackenzie Rosman making out with another girl.

That's not all, though.  Like Miley Cyrus flashing her bra, this Christian girl chooses to pose in her pink bra and green panty.

So there are accidental whaletail situations and then there are deliberate whaletails where a girl simply likes to show off her thong above jeans.

It seems that there is a third scenario in which a woman wears a backless dress that sits low on the waist and unless you are like Sharon Stone that likes to go pantyless you have no choice but to let your pearl thong be displayed. 

I think it is easier to create panty art by just wearing a message panty and having a panty display a meaningful message.

And when you have a butt so tight you have a right to call yourself a starlet. Does any one think that it is too perfect a butt?

After seeing Madonna in a seethrough dress, nothing should have surprised me.

But Isabellie Fontana did because apart from seeing her nipples through a black sheer lace top, you notice that it is a peculiar dress - the right breast is totally covered. 

I am all for a sexy grandma but some of the grandmas get naughty enough to participate in a wet tshirt contest and other grandmas want sex.

A related issue is if an old woman can also wear thongs -- if you look at this hottie I think she looks hot despite all the cellulite and sagging. 

This is such a fun game to play at any party -- reveal your panty. 

Of course when you come across white granny panty or pink thong you can always give a round of applause to the courageous girl. 

As you all know I have been a big fan of message panties but I really love that spray painted panty on the girl on the right.  I wish they would sell more of these.

Recommended:  More panties photos  

A guy licking nipples of a girl is "normal."  Isn't it? 

We have also seen a woman kissing the nipples of a man.

This chick takes it all the way by actually getting her long tongue out and kissing the man areolas. 

And did you notice that he is actually a sissy man since he is wearing a bikini top too. 

Kinkier than this girl who licked the boobs over a bra.

You saw my ultra low rise jeans but this pair of denim beats it all -- it is obvious that the pink panties provide the top half of the jeans.

Is the day far off when girls will simply stop wearing any jeans or pants and will be able to go out in public wearing just their thongs and panties?

Watching girls flashing bras is my favorite pastime and I must say that many women oblige rather easily. Particularly when the spring break fever strikes and there are a lot of instances of girls gone wild during spring break.

One of the things that rich people do is to attend outrageous parties where they wear as little clothes as possible -- yes the same people that spend thousands of dollars on designer clothes actually like to show off as much as skin as they can without getting arrested.

So here is Lydia Hearst essentially showing up at the Life Ball wearing what looks like a shelf bra but to cover her nipples she uses pasties (tassels) like the retro strippers used to do. I like her thigh high stockings and side tie panties though.

I think she has beautiful legs and need never wonder how to get big boobs or how to create a cleavage.

So you saw Beyonce pussy but that was unintentional and a mistake. Now if you recall Sharon Stone camel toe was visible in one photo that I displayed earlier but recently in Cannes while coming out of a boat she flashed her hairless pussy to waiting photographers -- I thought Victoria's Secret gives a free panty with a coupon these days and almost anyone can buy granny panties in Walmart for pennies and there is no reason to go pantyless.

Look who wore a see through dress? Madonna has already kissed a girl on stage recently and she needed more attention to promote herself so she decides to ditch her bra and let her nipples show through her black transparent dress (look closely in the chest area and you can identify her dark nipples).

I am sure you recall seeing these girls dressing up their sissy men in ladies clothes.

I found this great couple and the woman really helps her guy put on a pink bra and then you can see the results of a crossdresser wearing a bra.

Remember those lesbians on the pool table?

Obviously these lesbian ladies got so honry that they stripped their clothes off decided to dry hump right under the stars. 

I also like that message panty that she is wearing. 

News comes that Christina Aguilar now has E cup boobs.  Apparently it is a result of her breastfeeding son Max.

I think she has really exploited her pregnancy by posing nude and it is only a matter of time that she shows off her boobs again. 

We have all seen Christina Aguilear without panties -- she just needs to go topless now. 

Obviously women dress very sexy at lingerie parties but guys either wear just boxers (as you can the two guys on the right side) or in this one case one guy dressed up in girls lingerie too.

I have to admire this dude for being so bold as to wear a sock brief (yes this is a style of underwear for men and great eye candy for anyone with a sock fetish ) -- I also notice that either he has a big dick or he has a hardon. And you can see how he has become a chick magnet.

It proves that women do like men in sexy undies.

Ladies you must have heard it a zillion times from the likes of Oprah that you may be wearing the wrong size bra but never got the time and the guts to go a bra lady to fit you with a bra and then shell out more than $50 for each bra, then you must watch this set of videos to see how bra and cup size is measured and how you can make sure that your bra fits and then what type of bra goes with what dress.

Guys, you can watch these sexy vids just to see a beautiful model running around with just her bra off and on. 

If you bought one of those Linksys routers to setup a home network, make sure that your secure the network to keep the intruders away.

I got hurt recently and had to hire a pro to clean up the mess.  Cost $300. 

Oh yes I cannot count how many times I have worked for jerks.  I just wonder if they become bosses because they are such assholes.

Well, try dealing with a mean boss, though my favorite recipe is to kick them in the balls -- that works. 

I am sure that like me you are always wondering how to pick up sexy girls.

Unlike men, women think with their heads and their brains process a lot of information about what they see and hear even within a minute or two.  All it means is that first impressions matter and if you screw up, you might as well give up and try your luck with another girl learning from the mistake. 

First of all there are so many wines that my head starts to swim but I try to stick to red, white, and sparkling.  If you watch this set of videos to learn more about wine you will realize that by matching a certain wine with your menu, you will notice the improvement in taste.  For example, when you are eating beef, try red wine.  With chicken, white goes better.

Also watch my other article on how to buy cheap wine. 

A few years ago a Chinese friend of mine introduced me to the basics of feng shui and while I cannot claim that it will do wonders for you, I did some positive changes in my life.  Were they due to feng shui?  Who knows, but, they sure happened right after that.  Maybe it was just coincidence but it didn't cost me a thing.

So if you want to get started with feng shui watch these videos. 

The beauty of lace is that it is seethrough.

Obviously you can wear a black bra under a lace top but even better is a pink bra as the girl on the left does. 

You know what is a mini skirt and then a really short skirt.

When the skirt is so high that your panties are literally below the hemline, then it is called a micro mini skirt -- that is why this girl got no panties on. 

Women often hump a love doll and it is a lot of fun.

I have even seen lesbians humping sex dolls. 

I guess if guys can have sex with mannequins then a woman should be able to put on a strapon dildo and beat the hell out of a inflatable sex toy.

This dude's panty obsession is so powerful that he wears a panty, wears one his head and two on his arms and not just sniffs another panty but literally licks it. 

Lucky girlfriend he will have. 

It seems that with gas prices going through the roof, people are finding interesting ways to go from place A to B.  For instance, retro Vespa scooters or as I reported earlier, Lambretta Pato scooters.

The more scooters the better -- remember that Paulina Rubio gave an upskirt view on a scooter. 

I must be one lucky guy.  After my vacation in Asia last month I am off to Paris, France (read my experience of getting a French visa at the Consulate of France in Boston) for one week and will be back to work on May 21st.  Initially I wanted to go during the Paris fashion week but things did not work out.

I guess this trip will be great to find out if French women are sexy and if the French too get fat like us. 

I am also hoping to learn how French kissing got its name and if there is something called lesbian French kissing.

In the meantime please continue to browse my blog and keep commenting, and of course, please feel free to write to me with your pictures (my email address is on top right). 

I love girls that happily push down their jeans or unzip their pants to flash their underwear.  This lady is simply too happy to dance around and show her striped thong for all of us.  Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, after this photo of a girl in toga and then two girls wearing togas making out (Oh I totally forgot about this toga upskirt photo) I present these two hotties for anyone with a pink and black fetish.

Penelope Cruz takes it all off.

Much more impressive than Ellen Pompeo without bra.

Check out these two girls making out on a billiards table.

I think my post about sexy booth babes was a good one -- there really are hot girls in trade shows.

Take a look at the pic of this girl flashing her pink panties at an auto show. 

First rule of showing your undies above your clothes on the back :  buy cute panties or thong.

But once in a while even granny panties make sexy whaletail. 

I am not sure if she is being paid to do this but Kim Kardashian is endorsing Velashape for improving the appearance of cellulite.

Previously I discussed what is Velashape and Does Velashape work. 

I am falling in love with this guy -- John McCain is a womanizer and now comes the news that he never voted for President George Bush and his wife Cindy McCain actually put her husband's name as a write-in candidate.  Of course it is also true that he wanted to be the vice-president on the Democrat ticket.

I am just amazed that Republicans -- supposedly a party of evangelicals, family/gun/embryo lovers, racists, xenophobes, Bush-fanatics, homophobes, and screw-the-poor-people -- has embraced him.  I mean he is probably the most non-Republican out there and I really hope that he becomes the president so that he can screw all the Republicans big time.

I picked this pix because of the excellent choice of panties.  Let's start from the right.  That floral boy short is cute.  There seem to be two girls in almost identical black lace panties.

Then that neon red panty really hits you in the eyes.

The hottie on the extreme left really took precaution in case she had to play strip poker -- she has her panties on top of her thongs. 

Obviously many men wear panties and many women actually dress up their guys in ladies underwear and that is exactly what is happening here and the dude is happy to wear those lavender panties.

For foot fetish fans, here are three hot girls (the links will open in new windows so you can watch them all);

Susie Castillo

Nadio Bjorlin

Andrea Harrison  

If you have poor body image you are not alone because we live in a bitter world.  It seems that for some people their whole mission in life is to criticize others.

There is hope.  Watch this vid to see how some celebs keep their self esteem high. 

To the long list of celebs selling their supposedly own clothes accessories, add Heidi Montag's line called Heidiwood.

I hope the boob job for Heidi Montag helped her develop her creative skills because her song albums with songs like No More and Higher demonstrate that she has no talent at all.

If you want to get that perfect butt try watching this video.

Hopefully I will see you in the best butt competition. 

Did you read my earlier post about achieving superhuman powers by just pretending?

Well our superheroes are merely figments of our imagination but they also inspire us to do the undoable.

The Metropolitan Museum in NYC has a great exhibit going on. 

Why is English fashion always ahead of us? 

Looks as if they make even better lingerie than us considering what I have seen on Katie Price and Aisleyne Horgan Wallace.

Insinuate Lingerie will blow your mind away. 

When you get the spring break fever, obviously, you lose all your inhibitions and that means there is no difference between a slut and a coed.

Notice that Asian girl in thong changing clothes in front of her girlfriend , who by the way, is wearing such a short skirt that her striped thong is clearly visible in a great upskirt photo. 

A black thong whaletail is always a delight to watch the way I love to see a black bra under white clothes.

Men who wear panties often have this question.

A fan of mine has provided some tips in this email I got. 

Men will find some types of panties to be more comfortable than others. For example, Bali nylon Skimp Skamps, in size 8, have a gusset that is 4 inches or more wide. That makes for real comfort for men. The rest of the panty is all nylon with spandex, making for a sleek smooth feel. Sometimes you don't even feel them on. Bali Skimp Skamp is my favorite for feel.

Hanes panties are my favorite for cotton and 100% nylon, and are a nice fit too for less money. Most Hanes panties have a gusset that is stretchable in width, something that other brands don't have. (Bali is made by Hanes.)

Also enjoy this video of a woman fucking a man wearing female underwear.

Alright I already beat myself for not knowing who Etty Ferrell was but please do not force me to ridicule myself yet again.

I had never heard of Catlin Manly before and now I regret that I wasted so many years of my life not admiring her sexy body in lingerie.

Naughty boys I am not talking about spreading your semen on a geisha, but apparently geishas in Japan use bird droppings to make their faces prettier.

Oh, the things that women will do to make themselves pretty when all men care about is sex. 

A dildo can be a woman's best friend.  It is always faithful, available, and reliable. 

Guys suffer from premature ejaculation or erectile dysfunction but as long as you have the vibrator with charged battery you know the orgasm is guaranteed. 

Did you look at these panty wearing men?

Or these sissy men in womens clothes?

Or how this woman dressed up her guy in bra, panties, and pantyhose.

This another guy looks awesome in a black bra.

If two girls can rub crotches, if they women can touch boobs of others, even play with tits, then they can also definitely rub their breasts together. 

Trust me fondling of boobies is fun.

And this nasty babe is massaging her girlfriend's titties who is obviously enjoying it so much that her legs open up and you can see her pink polka dot panties.

You have seen hundreds of whaletail photos on my blog and all of them are of ladies.

But guess what; like me many men wear thongs and from time to time I know that when I bend over I do show off my thongs creating a male whaletail.

Here are a few classic whale tail for men. 

I also know that ladies love to watch if a guy is wearing a thong because it is a big hint that he is a sexy man.

In the short film Superpowers the point that they tried to make was that most of the time merely getting into a role can make you stronger.  So if you put on a Superman costume you can feel better.

So is this hottie wearing a Superwoman G string gonna go fight terrorists now?  I think the girl on the right with another cute panty will be a good ally to distract the bad Al Qaida guys so that as their eyes pop out the
Super Woman can blow their heads off.

Of course men sniff panties but girls too sniff their panty sometimes.

And trust me, while you might be made to believe by some idiots that it is kinky or yuck behavior, there is a good scientific reason to do it, if you are not already doing it.  Our sweat and body fluids contain enormous amounts of pheromones that can help with foreplay and orgasm.

When a girl lifts her skirt you generally see panties, unless of course it is Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan.

What we have hear is a woman who is only wearing her sheer tights. 

Ladies and gentlemen we are not just living in a world of whaletails and upskirts any more; we now also share our underwear purchases with the world. 

Now this is not a conventional message panty but I like those lips on the crotch. 

It turns out that women like to lick boobs of sissies. 

As you can see this guy is a lucky bastard that as soon as he wears a bra girls take their tongues out to find his nipples .

Am I the only guy with a fetish for a girl wearing a black bra underneath a seethrough white top?  Here is another blonde in a black bra under a white blouse.

Another favorite photo of mine has this slut wearing a black bra and panty set under a sheer white babydoll.

If you have a leg fetish like me then you will enjoy this photo of leggy Gwyneth Paltrow in a mini.

You probably have already enjoyed the Gwyneth Paltrow whaletail pic. 

I bet if she takes the escalator she will end up doing an upskirt. 

I am the type who feels that a date has not gone well if I do not have sex on the first date.

Well, if you have not reached at the point at which I am that you cannot make a woman have sex with you, then you might want to watch this video on how to behave on the first date.

It is amazing that Chinese designer clothes are now considered at par with European and American designers.

In other words you don't need to buy Versace mens suits. 

Congratulations the people of China and designers in Europe and America may want to look for new jobs. 

On December 27, 2007, I reported that my blog had crossed the one million visitors mark.

Now as all tbloggers know the site statistics at tBlog has not been working for a while and even now it is recording just the number of visitors, but guess what, I now have more than 2 million visits.  I think I must have a lot more traffic because for several weeks no data was recorded, but I am happy nevertheless. 

Thank you all for your support. 

If you thought Billy Ray Cyrus was too sexy in this photo with daughter Miley then check out this photo in which he is desperately trying to look cool with Ashlee Simpson.

Is his stardom dying or what? 

I think instead of sitting on my computer and blogging all day I should start attending trade shows -- I will get to see all those hot booth babes.

They are kind of those Import Models that I talked about earlier.