I think there should be no photos of girls peeing but it appears that girls like to be photographed sitting on a toilet seat. 

Or, shall we say, when you have had too much to drink and you have to piss on the grass on a highway.

More outdoor pissing pics here.

I don't how many times have I seen white blouse and black bra combo but this is the first time I am seeing black thong under white pants.

Oh God I feel sorry for all those women who lose sleep over visible panty lines (VPL). 

I can how Christina Aguilera forgot to wear panties but this girl forgot to wear her pants -- oh God these cell phones are so addictive. 

Nice leopard print underwear though.

Oh no this is no group masturbation party -- this is a real orgy that probably includes swingers and voyeurs (these are people who like to watch and you can see those women in the back who are watching people around them or taking pictures).  That BBW in red bra sure knows how to suck.

Remember swinging is not for you if you are the jealous type and don't trust your partner. 

Aha, even that macho man Hulk Hogan cannot forget his ex.

So it was right to write How can I forget my ex earlier. 

If you enjoyed reading my previous two posts Lessons about life , how to be wonderful and how to enjoy life, then you will enjoy this one on how to make the best of your life on the planet:

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.

3. Try to get enough sleep.

4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to____ today.'

5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

6. Watch more movies, play more games and read more books than you did last year.

7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.

8. Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.

9. Dream more while you are awake.

10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.

12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

13. Clear your clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.

14. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.

18. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

22. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

24. Burn the candles, use the nice bed sheets. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

27. Forgive everyone for everything.

28. What other people think of you is none of your business.

29. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

30. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will.  Stay in touch.

32. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

33. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

34. The best is yet to come.

35. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

36. Do the right thing!

37. Call your family often. Keep in touch with them.

38. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: 'I am thankful for ___.' Today I accomplished ____.

39. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

40. Enjoy the ride. Remember that this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!! May your troubles be less, May your blessings be more. And may nothing but happiness come through your door!

Please help me by adding to this list if there is a lesson in life that you have learned. 

I know that when I take my clothes off it is a feeling of freedom and I think these two hotties do feel that they can finally relax now that their tops are off.  Oh, wait, the feeling is even better once the bra comes off.

Remember Miranda Kerr in lingerie?

Earlier today I also featured Miranda wearing a tie with bra and panty. 

Well, like many other celebs, when Miranda Kerr is in Europe (where people are not as prude as America and going topless is seen with as much curiosity as someone wearing ultra low rise jeans ) she also decided to sunbathe with her bikini top off -- look carefully and see her nipples.

It looks sexy but I have a hard time understanding why a girl would wear a tie in the bedroom.

I do have a woman in tie fetish but they look so much better with a business suit borrowed from a man.

Isn't this whole organic thing getting a little out of control?

People now want organic carpets.

What's next?   

Does it make sense that people think Karolina Kurkova is fat?

The last time I checked her out she was modeling the Victoria's Secret Biofit bra.  She looked awesome to me. 

As a followup to my girls peeing collection here are more women who likes to leave their bathroom doors open while pissing and letting photographers in. Thank you.

As I said before the nip slip we saw on Katie Price was a mistake, not that she has any issues with it. 

I think this hottie too did not realize that as she moved her hand over her chest she ended up flashing her nipple.

And this woman in a white lace bra also happily lets her areola show in a desperate attempt to eat some icecream.

I have a slut friend and this is what she wrote to me yesterday.

"For my husband's birthday we went to a restaurant.  I wore a white button down shirt tucked into a black denim skirt.  We had to walk several blocks from the parking lot to the restaurant.  Little did he know that at each crosswalk, I discretely unbuttoned another button.  By the time we walked in to put our name on the waiting list, I was completely unbuttoned, down to the waist and he was oblivious to it.  After he talked to the hostess, he turned toward me and got an eye full what he wasn't ready for.  I told him "happy birthday".  We were told that it would be a 45 minute wait.  After waiting inside for awhile, I said "let's go outside".  I had fun with all the attention from people passing by and I could tell he was enjoying it to.  A few diners asked if they could get their picture taken with me.  My husband was taking the pictures for them. We finally got seated and got lots of attention from the staff.  Guys were coming out of no where to ask if everything was OK.  So that's my new thing.  Walking around completely unbuttoned and no bra." 

Also check out this video of this slut who exposes her boobs in a restaurant while stuffing her mouth with food.

I got this email.

"I love wearing girls' clothes, not just panties, but all of it.  One day when I was little my mom left out one of her skirts she was gonna get rid of out.  I was bored and tried it on.  OMG IT FELT SO GOOD.  Ever since I have been wearing skirts. After 3 years I started wearing panties and dresses, and I love them, but I still like skirts best.  My family don't know yet."

You can confess in the comments below or send me an email -- the email is on top right. 

And a man's penis does not.

It's the gravity stupid and men have cartilage which women don't. 

To me saggy boobs are not a problem as long as they are inside a pretty bra. 

As a followup to the link Is this the right time to sell my house, for potential buyers the question is Should I buy a home now?

Here is some more advice on the real estate market:

How to buy a foreclosed home? 

Should I walk away from my house ? 

Foreclosure homes listing  

In a followup to my jewel thongs post here is the video of the interview of the victim Macrida Patterson.

I bet she has a cute butt that would look great in a thong. 

Oh wait, wouldn't she be a grandma in thongs? 

Girls, the new David Beckham brief ad is now out.

Just remember that the last time David Beckham underwear ads came out and from what Victoria said there was a lot of speculation that David Beckham has a big dick.

So you were dating a loser and then he dumped you while you fell in love!

Happens all the time and how many times I have consoled and listened to the sob stories of my friends.  They fall for all the charm, the good looks, the stories, the smile, the sex, whatever....not realizing that he was a player and the more he does it the better he gets.

Here is a great way to forget your ex if you are unable to move on. 

I know Kate Moss is a lingerie designer but I did not realize that it also meant that you could wear your underwear to a party. 

Look closely at this polka dot dress and you will see her hard nipple as a dot.  In the photo of her rear you will notice that she is wearing a black gstring.

Remember Kate Hudson in a seethrough dress?  At least she was not pantyless but in this strapless top you can clear see her erect nipples.  What a role model for her son?

As you will notice from my collection of see through clothes of celebs they make it appear as if that was a genuine mistake and they did not realize that their clothes were so sheer. 

This slut knows exactly what she is doing -- I think no person in her right mind would go like that unless she would want to reveal her dark nipples.

I am yet to watch The Da Vinci Code movie but after my trip to Louvre Museum in Paris I now want to check it out.

I remember that many Catholics were going crazy but I am an open minded person with a sense of humor.  Have you seen it?  What do you think? 

I have always praised Wordpress for being a great blogging tool and it has never given up on me.  Not the case with version 2.5.1.  I always take my time to upgrade but this time I did it only when I couldn't just stand the annoying message on my dashboard.

Guess what?  I couldn't upload an image and kept getting this ridiculous error message when my previous version was working just fine.  A Google search for the fix brought me to this plugin but I feel like telling John Blackbourn that his plugin was useless to me.

So how did I fix it?

Here is another plugin that really did the trick for me.  No need to mess around with .htaccess file or waste time changing file permissions.  I think it does a lot of other neat tricks that I don't need but it really fixed this error.

Every time I talk to women I realize that if Barack Obama does not pick Hillary Clinton as his vice presidential candidate, he may not get their votes.

There was a lot of anger and animosity between the two, Michelle Obama does not like Hillary, and Obama may have to fight Bill Clinton to be in the spotlight, but Obama will be taking a big risk if he does not partner with Senator Clinton.  The last thing almost all Americans want is John McCain the womanizer as the president.  But Vicki Iseman will make a great Secretary of State.

The recession and the free fall in the real estate market must be causing you sleepless nights particularly if you have little or no equity or your mortgage interest rates (ARMs) are about reset.

Read this article to understand if selling your home now is a good idea. 

Boys and girls, get ready for some Bollywood Hollywood crossover genre movies.

I knew it was gonna happen when I showed you Christina Aguilera, Ashley Judd, Katherine Heigl, and Natalie Portman wearing saris and Indian jewelry.

Read this beautiful story to cheer you up. 

A man who had just lost his job, went over to a shop and with the last of his money, decided to buy a beautiful teacup for his wife. On the display shelf, he saw the perfect cup and told the sales person to take it down, "I've never seen a cup so beautiful!" he said as she handed it to him and he paid the money..

The man had tears as he handled the lovely cup but felt sad as he looked at his empty wallet. Suddenly the cup spoke: "I have not always been a tea-cup," it said, "there was a time when I was just a lump of red clay. My master took me and rolled me pounded and patted me over and over and I yelled out, "don't do that. I don't like it! Let me alone", but he only smiled, and gently said; 'Not yet!!'

"Then. WHAM! I was placed on a spinning wheel and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. 'Stop it! I'm getting so dizzy! I'm going to be sick!', I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, quietly; 'Not yet' He spun me and poked and prodded and bent me out of shape to suit himself and then he put me in the oven."

"I never felt such heat. I yelled and knocked and pounded at the door. 'Help! Get me out of here!' I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips as he shook his head from side to side, 'Not yet'. "When I thought I couldn't bear it another minute, the door opened. He carefully took me out and put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. Oh, that felt so good! 'Ah, this is much better,' I thought.

"But, after I cooled he picked me up and he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes were horrible. I thought I would gag. 'Oh, please stop it, Stop it!!' I cried. He only shook his head and said. 'Not yet!'.

"Then suddenly he put me back in to the oven. Only it was not like the first one. This was twice as hot and I just knew I would suffocate. I begged. I pleaded. I screamed I cried. I was convinced I would never make it, was ready to give up. Just then the door opened and he took me out and again placed me on the shelf, where I cooled and waited and waited, wondering what's he going to do to me next?

"An hour later he handed me a mirror and said 'Look at yourself.' And I did,

"I said, 'That's not me; that couldn't be me. It's beautiful. I'm beautiful!"'

"Quietly he spoke: I want you to remember, then,' he said, 'I know it hurt to be rolled and pounded and patted, but had I just left you alone, you'd have dried up. I know it made you dizzy to spin around on the wheel, but if I had stopped, you would have crumbled. I know it hurt and it was hot and disagreeable in the oven, but if I hadn't put you there, you would have cracked."

"'I know the fumes were bad when I brushed and painted you all over, but if I hadn't done that, you never would have hardened. You would not have had any color in your life. If I hadn't put you back in that second oven, you wouldn't have survived for long because the hardness would not have held. Now you are a finished product. Now you are what I had in mind when I first began with you."

The beautiful cup looked up at the man who had just lost his job, "So don't cry my friend. You are going through the shaping and heat and painting I went through. But when the potter stops you will be lovely to behold..!

So when life seems hard, and you are being pounded and patted and pushed almost beyond endurance ; when your world seems to be spinning out of control when you feel like you are in a fiery furnace of trials; when life seems awful and terrible, try this: Brew a cup of your favorite tea in your prettiest teacup, sit down and think on this story and then, have a little talk with the Potter (Your Creator). He knows what He is doing and may just tell you: "Not yet..!"

Hey guys if you like to wear a bra and panty then just go ahead and do it the right way.  There is nothing wrong with it. 

And that is why this man should first take his clothes off before wearing those satin panties and silk bra.

I know so many men who wear feminine underwear get terrorized what if their girlfriend or wife finds out.  Guess what? 

Some girls actually like it and it is fairly common for women to dress up their men in female innerwear and even clothes. 

Some even force them to do so and then insist on their going out like them.  There are a few friends of mine who invite their girlfriends over and then parade their sissy husbands. 

It is all in good fun, though.  So guys if you are one of these crossdresser folks, relax, and let your partner know.  If she accepts you, fine, if not, she was never the lady for you.

Also enjoy this video of a woman fucking a man wearing female underwear.

You know what I hate?  When girls wear those strapless dresses but then keep pulling them up so that there is no wardrobe malfunction or as they call it a nip slip .  Hey, ladies, just wear a dress with straps or use that double sided tape.

Similarly, if you are gonna wear a low rise pant then get low rise underwear.  If not, then don't just keep pulling your jeans up -- just let the whaletail show. Naomi Watts shows how to bend right and adjust your thong.

I have been so stupid.  Every time I go to Meineke they put a sticker on my car telling me that if I come before the mileage or date, I get a discount, and I did.

It turns out that you do not have to to change your oil every 3,000 miles.  Oh those crooks at Meineke. 

A big rack she got; ain't it? As you can see that black bra is having a tough holding those puppies. She sure needs a better fitting bra that will give her good support and there will be no boob spillage.

In a very bizarre news a woman got hurt while wearing a jeweled thong.

I think jeweled thongs are so sexy. 

One of the things that I learned as a child was to always keep my personal hygiene "personal."  In other words other people do not need to know when I piss or shit but that is not the case with girls you know.  They just not only share their underwear purchases they also hang out in the ladies room as if it were some kinda salon. 

There is a lot of pussy licking that goes on in there.

Previously I discussed the situation when panties are visible through a white skirt.

But as I said in my previous blog post there are always ways to be a slut and one of them is to wear a black thong and then lift the thong straps to make a whaletail.

I don't know many guys who share their shopping adventures with other men but girls will share what they bought particularly in the lingerie store with other girls.  This girl too decides to reveal her plain white bra to her girlfriends.

Remember when Britney Spears actually jumped into the water on a beach in her underwear?

That is exactly what happened to these girls who decided to take a dip in the ocean in their bras and panties rather than change into swimsuits.

I think those polka dot panties and black lace thong look good.

BARACK OBAMA:

The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:

My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:

When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.  But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:

The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:

Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.  The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE:

That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?  That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.  I say we boycott
all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.'

BARBARA WALTERS:

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the  chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:

I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.  Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.  This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:

What chicken? I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!!!! ........ What is your definition of chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:

Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:

Where's my shotgun?

AL SHARPTON:

Why are all the chickens white? .........We need some black chickens!

MOSES:

And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shall cross the road."  And the
chicken did cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

I agree that if you are gonna commit adultery why not do with someone awesome.  For a woman that means she should cheat with a younger man than an old haggard.

Remember this woman who married her younger boyfriend and this mature woman who was attracted to a much younger man.

And we all know that Demi Moore had cosmetic surgery to look younger for Ashton Kutcher. 

Solid evidence emerges that Lindsey Lohan is bisexual and her lesbian lover is Samantha Ronson.

Other bisexual celebs are Madonna, Scary Spice and Britney Spears.

Check out this photo of Carmen Electra in a tiny bikini.

Earlier I posted a link to Carmen Electra's striptease video and prior to that Carmen Electra wearing Crocker jeans.

I know that Catholics cannot divorce and they are not supposed to fuck before marriage (actually from what I hear they are not supposed to fuck unless to make babies).

Does it mean that they are more likely to have extramarital affairs? 

When women are flashing it is for a split second; isn't it? 

Sometimes you can barely adjust your eyes and soak in the view and what to talk about getting your camera out.

That is why I admire chicks like these. They push their shirts down all the way and give the photographer all the time needed to take pics. 

But have you noticed that the girl on the right in her pink bra seems to be wearing a bra that is too big and the one on the left is wearing a brassiere that is too small -- notice how the boobs are spilling out at the bottom. 

Maybe they need to correctly measure their bra size and wear the right size bras.

Girls in togas often go wild with their picks. That is how we had a toga pink panties upskirt.

In this case, though, girls in togs give a peek at their cute bras. 

When a woman deliberately offers to show her thong at a party it is so much fun.

On this occasion, though, these ladies decided to lift their shirts and dresses to show their undies. While the 2 girls on the left did manage to show their bras the one on the right who was wearing a dress couldn't get as far as her brassiere but did give a nice view of her striped panty.

Of all the things that I like about Asia looks as if Asian Hooters girls are going to become my favorite.

I think there is something sexy about Asian girls. 

If you are a fan of Carmen Electra like me you will love the Carmen Electra striptease video.

BTW, guys can do this workout too. 

If you love cakes and pastries you have to go to Paris and try some of the best patisseries in the world.

Of course it does not hurt to combine it with the trip to Galeries Lafayette fashion show. 

For those of you who are liberally inclined and want to understand how dangerous John McCain is watch this funny movie called Blue Balled.

I am too horny to ask if someone is a Democrat or Conservative but I still prefer liberal girls -- they know how to fuck. 

It is hard; ain't it?  This summer has been brutal for me and we had the heat index cross 100 in the month of June.  And how many showers can you take -- the skin becomes so dry.

Here are some tips on staying cool during summer without airconditioning. 

A woman on all fours is definitely worth watching even if you get all kinds of ideas about doggie position or rear entry.

And of course if the skirt is short you will also get a great view of the floral panty. Now that is an upskirt photo.

Can you believe that some men are lucky to actually find 2 girls to love.

Here is one guy in a threesome and yet another man who is in a fivesome.

And this lucky man plays with boobs of two girls. 

Kat DeLuna has two other great videos out.  They are Cutoff Time and Run the Show.

If you enjoyed Whine Up by Kat Deluna you might like these too. 

No wonder so many girls want to look like Kat now. 

If you missed Kristen Schal stripping on The Daily Show here is the video.

If her gig does not pan out with Jon Stewart she can always become a stripper. 

If you have the so-called hymen repair surgery you might be committing fraud and your husband can sue you -- at least that is what happened in France.

I guess the problem stems from the fact that Muslims believe that fucking a virgin is more fun -- I am not so sure.  I find mature women to be so much better. 

So it turns out that Ryan Philippe is actually fucking Abbie Cornish and that is why Reese Witherspoon dumped him.

And BTW, he also was able to get money out of poor Reese. 

Did someone say it is still a man's world?  Disgusting. 

Do you guys have a fetish for polka dot bras and panties?  I do.

And oh yes, she does too and while I was focused on her polka dot pjs, she decided to flash me her polka dot pink bra. 

Obviously many people of other races want to look White but some white people actually want to look Asian.

Hey, you know what -- I like hot dark skin Asian women too.

Are you one of those folks with a fetish for women in ties like me? 

Check out Gwen Stefani wearing a tie on her bikini.

Also look at these high school girls in ties.  Of course Avril Lavigne loves ties too.

I guess ties allow women to feel manly and that must come handy when you want to tie up a man. 

You saw Eva Herzigova in a seethrough top that showed her nipples. 

Well, here she is Eva again in a see through dress on the red carpet.

Remember the guy wearing panties on his head?  Here is another one.

And the guy who likes to sniff panties? He is ready to do that too with that silk panty.

As far as I am concerned I like to wear panties. 

I think before a girl gets married she should seek all the sex education that she can get.  You know simple things like squeezing the tip of the dick - oh yes it also works for guys with premature ejaculation problems. 

And it helps to try it on a sex doll that will not complain if you press too hard. 

Believe it or not but this mom had a baby in mid air while returning to the United States from South Korea.

I am trying to imagine the scene inside the plane. 

The Internet is bring people together in ways that we could not imagine before.  People are having webcam or phone sex and some are even falling in love -- inevitably many are actually getting married without ever meeting.

What's next?  Falling in love with a robot? 

I have said over and over again that if my boss would let me, I would like to hire a stripper as my secretary.  I think my productivity will go through the roof. 

Read how to flirt with a secretary.

When I see Indian men in my area they are almost always with a woman wearing a sari or what looks like a tunic with a ridiculously loose pair of pants and a rather long scarf (does anyone know what this outfit is called?).  Guess what some American girls are now choosing to have an Indian boyfriend.

OMG, are we offshoring dating too? 

While mature women are becoming increasingly confident about marrying younger men, this older guy is too concerned with his age.

Hey buddy, times are changing.  So enjoy a hot girl. 

God has given everything to Christina Aguilera including huge boobs.

I wish I were Jordan Bratman.  Thank God he does not mind her posing nude or walking around pantyless.