Now that sexy Sarah Palin is the Republican VP candidate, this election has definitely become way more interesting since we now have sex in it and contrary to the Democrats providing it, this time it is the Republicans.  And these are no ordinary Republicans; these are the Jesus-praying, Bible-thumping evangelicals who fuck gays (Remember Ted Haggard, the leader of the evangelical church?) but declare that sex is a sin.

In television pictures I thought that like Judith Giuliani Sara Palin had big titties and it turns out that I was not the only one to think so (Sarah Palin has sexy legs too).  She is herself proud of her big rack and here is her family photo with a caption that says it all "I maybe broke but I'm not flat busted."  Guys, for the next four year cancel your Playboy channel subscription and instead switch to CSPAN.

My complete coverage of Sarah Paline.

Attention bloggers

Looks like I will be working hard over the coming months in compiling Sarah Palin's legs pictures.  So you don't have to do the hard work for me.  Here is a slide presentation that you can embed in your blog or website and I will keep updating it as I find more photos.  Just click on the "Menu" button on bottom right and get the embed code (the size will be 410X432. With a little bit of editing the code, the other size options are 555X451 and 700X559 -- change the width and height info in the code).  Of course, email me photos that are not in this slideshow (my contact info is in the upper right corner).

Visitors, you can view the presentation here in full screen.

I have been searching for sexy photos of Sarah Palin since the moment Senator John MCain announced that he will have her as the vice presidential candidate.

And I think I was also right about womanizer John McCain 's intentions to fuck her because in an interview on Fox News, he said, "Oh, yes. She's a partner and a soul-mate."

I am sure many of you will enjoy this picture of her with those lovely long legs and her trademark sexy librarian glasses inspired by Tina Fey.  God, that mini skirt and heels will give even Jesus a hardon.

Well, I hope that McCain wins because then Americans will have a VP that they can masturbate to while she talks about abortion and creationism and hockey and Pentecostal church and raising an army of children.

My complete coverage of Sarah Palin.

Then I saw this another photo in which it seems that Cindy McCain learning from Sarah Palin decided to raise the hemline of her skirt.  OMG so much leg action with so many Bible-thumping crazies at the convention!  There surely a sex revolution in the Republican party or is that they are all secretly sex addicts but pretend otherwise.  Many bloggers are reporting that ads for gay sex and prostitutes on Craig's List in the Twin Cities areas have skyrocketed since all those so-called family-oriented, conservative, value-based, evangelical Christians descended for the convention.  Amen!

You know I wasn't wrong when I said that John McCain is a womanizer. 

This is a guy who was banging Cindy when he was married to his previous wife.  Then he was fucking Vicki Iseman.  Now he will be able to do what Bill Clinton couldn't -- actually fuck in the White House (I think the term used is Vice President I would like to fuck or VPILF which kinda is close to First Lady I would like to fuck or FLIF that was used for Elizabeth Kucinich and Judith Giuliani -- for the novice these are plays on MILF). 

I mean look at Sarah Palin.  Those glasses remind me of that naughty teacher or even better, that sexy librarian, who is a slut and is every man's wet dream.

And can you see the way she is holding the microphone as if it were a dick that she was ready to give a handjob. I bet you she knows how to hold a dildo right.

I really hope that McCain wins so that Republicans can finally get over their guilt and start fucking like their president.

Now I don't know if this is actually a nude photo or if she simply posed in such an erotic fashion, but this is one of her pictures.  Below that you can also see a costume role play of Sen. McCain and Governor Palin as nurse and patient (how appropriate?).

And finally, the comparison with Anna Nicole Smith and her really old husband.

My complete coverage of Sarah Palin.

As I reported earlier Chinese women in lingerie are sexy.   And since they make all our lingerie they know how to do it right and considering that unlike us Americans being so fat these girls are still skinny and can look great in tiny tiny thongs . 

I hear that even children in China are fine with wearing lingerie and they often use teens to advertise underwear.

Korean girls also love lingerie I hear.

When I saw this photo of Christina Aguilera that is the only thought that came to my mind.

With her you can expect anything.  She posed nude, has been seen without panties in public, and has openly joked about her E cup tits.

Oh how badly I would like you to subscribe to my blog feed.

Since I never created a help page, you know what, I will simply link to a page with all questions answered about subscribing to a blog freed.

I helped an Indian friend set up this blog in Hindi.

You must know Hindi in order to read it but it is always nice to look at the photos.

Remember my post John McCain=George Bush?

I think Senator Hillary Clinton put it best when she said, "It makes a lot of sense that next week John McCain and George Bush will be together in the Twin Cities, because these days they're awfully hard to tell apart."

As you all know I have a fetish for sheer clothes, especially sheer lingerie. 

I think this is one hell of a bra that shows it all without having to remove it. 

Ladies, I spent most of time sharing secrets with guys telling them how to get laid.

Having said that, I couldn't do that if I didn't know much about girls.  I know you are mostly looking to find that prince charming that you can marry, have babies, and live happily thereafter.

So you would probably not like a guy like me but I know that you will love Tanya Haden Tebb's awesome book on getting a guy who is husband material.

If you are like me you are fascinated by ghosts.  And if you are one of those pussies that are afraid of even rats, go hide under a blanket.

Now, as you know, ghosts are real and they are found all over the world, in every culture and religion.  And you can actually hunt a ghost and, contrary to what horror movies might make you believe, they are harmless.  If they could harm you they wouldn't be ghosts, they would be humans.

If you are one of those guys who want to find a nice girl that you can bring home to your parents, marry her, have cute babies, send them to college, and then retire, good for you - but then you don't belong here.  Go to a church website, or even better, go to a church.

On the other hand, if you are a fucking machine like me, and want to get laid everywhere and anywhere, keep reading.

Have you wondered how some guys just start talking to any girl and within seconds these women are laughing at their stupid jokes, touching them, flirting with them, and the next thing you know that they are making out, or even better, having sex in the parking lot.

Now if you are one of those hard working guys with money, job, and looks and still not getting laid, nothing is wrong with you, except your approach.  I recommend this really sharp book that shows you simple things that any smuck can do. 

Remember the company that gave women the lift that they wanted for their saggy boobs?

Yes, Wonderbra is now coming to the rescue of women with massive boobs.

Oh, Dita von Tease is also working with Wonder bra. 

Ladies if you have been wondering if it is OK to show your whaletail or not, the answer is YES.  It is not tacky any more, according to experts.

That is great news for whale tail watching people like me.

The way I see it and have experienced it, almost everyone figures out how to fuck.  God gives us the knowledge somehow.  Then watching movies and porn gives us whatever we don't know.

Unfortunately we live in a world that somehow people want us to learn everything all the way from driving to Math to programming to accounting but no one ever tells us to learn how to make love.

The result?

People who just have no idea how to have sex. Yes, they are having sex but it is nothing awesome.  It is like eating a peanut butter sandwich everyday when you could explore gourmet food.

Jason King has discovered one powerful fucking technique that gives a great orgasm every single time.   Give it a shot if you are serious about enjoying yourself and any woman that you get to screw.

Ricky Martin has fathered two kids from a surrogate mother.

Does it mean that rich people can simply buy anything they want? 

For a bridal shower or a bachelorette party this lingerie theme cake is appropriate.

Maybe a Hello Kitty theme cake might also do. 

Did you know that our very own Snoop Dog has sung a song for Bollywood movie Singh is Kingg?

This marriage of Bollywood and Hollywood is scaring the shit out of me. 

How will you know if you don't try.

It was a little strange for me to wear 'em first but eventually everyone finds out that thongs can be comfortable. 

Hey you know what accidents happen.  Like the time Katherine McPhee's skirt rose high revealing her panties. 

Or as Lindsay Lohan got out of the car her skirt was still up showing her knickers.

This is the photo of a girl who was trying to ride her bike and her skirt did not place the right way revealing her black tback.

Or this woman who fell down flashing all her pantyhose and white panties.

And then this girl who fell down in a catfight and ended up flashing her floral panty under black nylon sheer pantyhose.

Janice writes, "I would like to get a pair of jeans but I have no butt.  I mean I have "no butt". Is there a pair of jeans out there that I coyuld buy, without having to sell the farm, to make my back side look like there is something there?"

Well, try LEE "ONE TRUE FIT" jeans.  If you wear them with booty popper panties you will look like you have a huge butt.

If you think I write this blog to make the world a better place, you must be silly.

I have better things to do with my time than to help idiots.

In other words, what I am trying to tell you is that if you are going to blog anyway, you might as well make serious money.  Otherwise, go cut the grass for a senior citizen and she will bless you.

So how to become rich?

In a nutshell, blog about topics that lots of people like to read about, for instance, weight loss or relationship problems, and then have high paying ads on your blog so that when people click on them, you get paid some serious money.

You may also want to read this book "Blogging For Riches." 

In a nutshell, you can publish things that you know, for example, how to make cupcakes or how to fix a broken flush system, and then display Google AdSense ads on your web page so that when people click on them, you will make money.

The problem is that unless you are like me, you get a few visitors a day and these are mostly your friends and family members.  Getting traffic is not easy.

You do that by advertising, like any other business, and you will have to spend money on it.

So will I make money?

No if you work like an idiot.  But if you pay less for advertising and get paid a lot more on the ads on your web page, you can make real money.

This is called Google arbitrage and if you learn it from the pros you can get it right.  In any case, you can always start with just $25 and make mistakes to learn from them.

I had initially given more tips on how to advertise cheaply on Google AdWords and how to get cheap traffic to your website.

If you are one of those Christians that hate gays and lesbians (though the last time I read the Bible all Jesus does is talk about love), I got yet another bad news for you.  Lesbians can now have fertility treatments and have babies.

Sorry people, George Bush is going away soon and John McCain is not a real Christian even if he becomes the president.  So 4 years of hell for you without even dying. 

For women addicted to makeup, here is an article that talks about how much American girls spend on makeup each month.

A lot, really. Especially when Heidi Klum has a makeup line and so does Josie Maran.

How much makeup do Asian ladies use?  I think all women need are a few beauty must haves.

Like most guys I like girls with meat on their bones and underweight girls should seek help for their weight issues.

Remember ladies Ana Carolina Reston died because she was underweight. 

You probably read my post on how to get cheap traffic to your website.

In addition to that I wanted to recommend another resource that will teach you tricks to exploit the holes in Google's Adwords program to pay a lot less for advertising. 

Well, there are a few tricks that I know that have made my blog so popular but I have made a strategic decision not to share them because I know a visitor to your blog is not visiting my blog.

But there are other experts who are sharing their secrets to driving cheap of even free traffic to your blog. 

Remember this sexy bartender or this topless bartender? 

This trio is equally hot and it will be hard to think of drinking alcohol in their presence.

Read this warning before buying a blog from someone.

BTW, if you are selling a blog let me know because I may be interested.  My contact info is in the right sidebar. 

Look I warned you that Bollywood is coming to America.

Remember the episode of So You Think You Can do Bollywood dance. 

Or Natalie Portman Devendra Barnhart dancing Bollywood style. 

And finally the sari wearing Christina Aguilera, Ashley Judd, and Natalie Portman. 

The only thing that is missing is Shilpa Shetty showing her pussy in Hollywood. 

I guess as part of my efforts to be a good American I should switch to drinking wine from a box rather than a bottle.

It sounds a little odd to say that Oh let me open a box of wine for you.  I will also miss the sounds of the cork popping and whole paraphernalia I use for opening wine bottles. 

Unfortunately Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up.

And I would like to say that I told you so -- yes, I predicted that the relationship of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston wouldn't last. 

Sure anyone can seduce by telling a woman first but then she can refuse to do what you want.

The real deal is when she does not know that you have the capability to hypnotize her.  She will think that you are just a cute guy who has these magical powers over her and she will do exactly what you want including fucking you or giving you blowjobs and kissing every corner of your body.

Nathan Blaszak shows you how. 

You enjoy all the great and naughty videos on YouTube but there is no button to download them.  You can only watch them.

And you thought no one would bother to write a software to do that.

These smarties have a program called Video Piggy to do just that -- download any video from You Tube you want and then play it when you want even when you are not connected to it.  Even better: edit the video any way you want and then upload it back to have more fun. 

You must be thinking it is a joke but remember that no one tried to do it because in this country water was more expensive than gas (just compare the price of a gallon of water to that of gasoline prior to the recent hike).

Well now smart cookies have developed a way to make modifications to your car engine that you can run your car on water.  Check it out here. 

This girl in black Playboy bunny outfit used to be my fantasy but I guess someone else is now competing for that spot. 

Kinda reminds me of Jenny McCarthy as a Playboy bunny. 

Girls and boys if you want a big butt and don't want to spend the money to go under the knife and get butt implants then booty poppers are for you.

They work.  The way padded bras do. 

Well I am the type who wears girls' panties but what about you?

Are you the type of man that can wear a Speedo on the beach? 

I guess you can mix almost anything to make a smoothie and there really is no need to follow a recipe but here is a good smoothie recipe that is also nutritious.

Just to let you know I like my smoothies with home made yogurt. 

I loved this photo because the dress is short and they are both flashing their panties through a slit on the side. 

I think that pink panty with that while lace trim looks cute.  Overall, naughty girls but not slutty.  Love 'em. 

Whale tails are no longer accidents; girls now make whaletail happen.

That is why this poster caught my eye.  Does anyone know who these girls and how can I buy this poster? 

Though I never heard of these morons before but some woman called Victoria Osteen tried to kill Sharon Brown a flight attendant.

Apparently she is some kind of diva, is short-tempered and behind her back people call her a "bitch ."  It is simple that her tele evangelist pastor Joel Osteen is used to take shit from her but Sharon refused to take it.

There is also a case being made that Victoria is a racist and she harmed Sharon because she is black. 

I wonder what kind of idiots attend these churches and why do they keep giving money to these people so that they can fly first class? 

Did you hear the joke that Stephen Colbert made?  What he is said was that when family members heard of John McCain and Paris Hilton and some kind of video clip they feared the worst: a sex tape of Senator McCain fucking either Paris or even worse Britney Spears.

Their fears were also justified because of the reputation of McCain as a womanizer. 

You saw the while lace thong whaletail and it is only appropriate that I show you the black lace whale tail.

And I am sure you will agree with me that it is one big booty. 

See my complete collection of whaletail pics here. 

OK this is how it works -- if you are really hot you can get invited to a Playboy Halloween party for example.  Or you can have a Playboy photo shoot as Kim Kardashian had or the Olive Garden waitresses did. 

But if none of this happens to you then you can simply dress up in Playboy fashion and spread your legs to show your pussy like this girl who is about to get into a lesbian orgy with the other bunny. 

I have a huge collection of girls in pink bras but she has to be the best of them all.  I love the confidence that she has. 

Bush allegedly ordered the CIA to forge a handwritten letter from the head of Iraq's intelligence service to Saddam Hussein that purported to link the Iraqi dictator to the ringleader of the hijackers who toppled the Twin Towers on 9/11, according to Ron Suskind's new book, The Way of the World: A Story of Truth and Hope in an Age of Extremism.

Another discovery shows that John McCain is also a liar like his predecessor. 

Can you really trust John McCain?

He thought that Iraqis were behind the anthrax attacks.

LOL 

Thanks to GQ, you guys do not have to steal your girlfriend's Victoria's Secret catalog to look at the ads for bras, panties and thongs .

Read the GQ issue with pride and enjoy the tits and ass show. 

These are the same folks who gave us the Hayden Panettiere photo shoot video. 

Kathy Griffin takes a vow never go under the knife again.

Amen! 

Life is so good for some people.

Yet another shot of Brooke Hogan in bikini having fun on the beach.

Why do I have to work on a computer all day? 

Does anyone know what is the status of the relationship of Prince William and Kate Middleton who has been chosen as one of the most stylish people in the world?

She sure will make a good queen. 

I have eaten a million times in Olive Garden and why do I get stuck with a waiter who wants me to buy their bad wine.

How do I get served by one of these Playboy level Olive Garden waitresses?

It turns out that John McCain is fond of $600 shoes.

Oh he is also a womanizer and did not vote for President George Bush. 

But new information does not mean anything if you are a Republican because they are brainless. 

You know what even a dog knows how to kiss. In other words anyone can kiss if you have lips but then there are kisses that you never forget or as soon as the kiss is over you want that person's phone number.

That is what I am talking about. And no matter what your mother might tell you, that type of kissing is not what comes naturally to a man or a woman. You have to learn it.

Michelle Penney has a great book showing you exactly how you kiss so powerfully that the other person is literally your slave.

Of course you could also learn how to suck a man's lip like Naomi Campbell. 

I am the type who rarely fights on disagrees but when I do I explode.  I hate that person like so bad I can't tell you.

Still I am a great guy and my girl has known it.  It is easy to make up even with the worst person on the planet and this great book tells you how to make your ex your current again. 

It turns out that Rihanna was not the only one showing her nipples through a sheer dress.

Jo Champa also showed on the red carpet leaving her bra at home.  Enjoy the boob show.

So she is like young and all and obviously has these great perky tits but that does not mean that she should be jumping around braless.  Or should she for the benefit of perverts like me?  Well look closely and you will not only notice her nipples but also her nipple ring. 

A friend of mine who was there that night said that once she realized that everyone was taking pictures of her seethrough dress and dark nipples, she covered up with her hands.  Slut that she is her music is good.