Hey, did I tell you that alcohol is bad and can knock you out.

Passed out girls provide enormous entertainment for photographers.

There is no doubt that French women are sexy and that is why they can make even something as boring as cleaning your home an exercise in erotica.

I know many girls are so afraid of their body's flaws that when they fuck they want the lights off or want to cover their bodies with a sheet or simply not undress completely.  What a turnoff!  I might as well stick my dick in a pillow.

Ladies, learn something from Brazilian women that are very comfortable in their bodies.  And then here are some tips from Dita Von Teese on how to look good in your undies.

OMG the world must be coming to an end.  We might not see Sarah Palin legs any more now that she is starting to wear pants.

Sarah, please don't do this. Otherwise, I will also start calling for you to drop out from the race.  Remember now that the Palin effect is over, John McCain is definitely going to lose the election, it is a bad time to drop the skirt.

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I think once the Sarah Palin swimsuit video came out it was obvious that an artist could draw a nude portrait of Sarah Palin, of course, with a gun after killing a poor polar bear.

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I think it is one of those panties that you wear on top of a thong; I wonder why would you do that, though.

Like Michael Barone there is another idiot by the name of Susan Estrich.  She says, "I might just be the worst, least insightful pundit out there...Anyway, my instincts tell me the debate was a draw. Don't ask me why the polls are all running in Obama's favor; that's just the voters. What do they know?"

Dear Susan, you said it yourself.  You indeed are worst, least insightful pundit.

Why?  Because Sweetheart, America is a democracy, and no matter what you think, at the end of the day, you have just one vote.  And guess what, the majority may not always be right, but this time you are only one of a few desperate McCain supporters who want to comfort their broken souls that McCain simply looked like an crappy, irritable old man with outdated ideas.

Some crazy called Michael Barone says, "The socialist-loving Obama is going to win the election and end life as we know it."

Hmmm....I thought it is President George Bush and Republicans trying to make America a Socialist nation.

On Dancing With The Stars Brooke Burke wears little.

Nothing new though. 

I have seen Brooke Burke's upskirt photos.

I think the last time Republican presidential candidate suspended his campaign he was merely trying to avoid a debate with Senator Barack Obama.

Guess what Senator.  The situation is really serious.  If you really love this country and want to do something, it is time to suspend your campaign, go back to convince your own party members to support the bailout, because the Republicans are acting as if they are anti-Americans and see if you can make them think otherwise.

Was I or do you also believe that Edyta Slinwinska wore rather sexy costumes on the dance floor?  I mean she hardly leaves anything to imagination. 

No, I am not complaining; it is just that this season she was booted in the first week.

While I do not support socialization of America, the bailout is a MUST.

Looks as Republicans do not love America.

Looks like Republicans with their brains still working are realizing that Senator John McCain has lost his mental balance when he picked Sarah Palin and unless he drops her from the ticket McCain and Palin will lose.

They now want him to drop Palin from the ticket.

Apparently they have no idea what happens when this guy gets mad -- hope there is no gun around when someone gives him the bad news that might as well suspend his campaign forever because there is no way he is winning this time.

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Here is Alaska Governor Sarah Palin wearing a pink bikini. 

I know you might find her hot but the reality is that she lost to Maryline Blackburn who is way too hotter.

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Looks like another movie inspired by Sarah Palin is being made.  This one uses the hockey mom theme.

This movie is in addion to the one based on theme of romance of Sarah Palin and John McCain.

You saw that bandaid bikini which is definitely not worth paying for but what about this bikini fabricated from nylon ropes. 

To me it looks more appropriate for a shibari session.

Remember this Sarah Palin look alike?  

Looks like she has become a style icon and many girls are borrowing from her and making a style of their own.  And since her style is quite slutty right now anything goes.  I mean with mini-skirt, pantyhose, and those socks .....

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Now I went to a Catholic school where nuns wore these crosses all the time and some of them had big boobies and that often gave me naughty ideas.

Check out these photos of girls who let the crosses way too close to their tits (only in my private club where free registration is required) .

You never know what you gonna encounter in your daily life.

A friend of mine works in a supermarket and loves to give blowjobs to her male customers.  Yeah, some of these men coordinate their grocery shopping with her schedule and despite their distate for shopping in general they offer to do it for their spouses.

While not many, some supermarkets in the United States still have employees that will check out your groceries, bag them, and then help you bring them to your car, generally for a dollar or so in tips.

I have one such friend, a married woman in her 40s, happily married to a man that she loves, but has a huge appetite for sex, which her husband tries to satisfy, but when he can't, he lets her mess around. And he is bisexual himself, like his wife, but more on that in the future. Let us call her HawaiiGirl from now on so we can track her adventures better.

Let me share some of her adventures here that she documented for me in several emails.

For me the turn on is making a guy feel good and the slight risk of getting caught. The other day I gave a blow job to a customer (I work as an assistant in a supermarket and help customers bring their groceries to the car) in the parking lot between his car and the one next to it. My regulars know to park on the side of the store instead of the front. There is considerably less people over there which offers a little more privacy. Anyway, when I went back into the store my friend wanted to talk to me and she wouldn't let me get away. I finally had to push her aside as she laughed. After I came out of the bathroom I was waiting for my next turn to bag, she came up to me and whispered in my ear, "What's wrong, can't talk with a mouthful of cum." She obviously saw something. I know I'll eventually get caught and fired but until then, as my husband would say, "Let the good times roll."

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My husband was out of town for a basketball tournament and when I mentioned that to a customer friend at work while I was carrying out his groceries, he asked if I’d be interested in “working” his poker party on Saturday night and that he would pay me $500. He said all I had to do is wear sexy clothes, serve beer, etc. I made arrangements for my kids to stay with my mom. To make a long story short, there was porn going on the big screen TV during the party, guys were fondling me every time I brought them food or drink. At about midnight one guy had to leave and asked the host if he could use the shower. The bathroom was close by the poker table and he didn’t bother closing the door. As soon as I heard the shower running I knew I had to join him. I went in and asked if he needed anything. He mentioned something about me scrubbing his back and my clothes started coming off. I washed his whole body and then did what I do best -- suck his dick. After the shower I walked him out to his car and we chatted as if nothing happened.

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Although I have some things I'd like to try (like deep-throating a customer in the parking lot between two cars), right now I'm in kind of a routine. I normally get the bags for the front of the store after I drop my daughter off at school but before the store opens. A few nights a week I usually get a text message from one of the other baggers asking if I need help. He basically saying he'd like to ram his dick down the throat of someone old enough to be his mother. I'll either tell him what time to meet me in the back room or if someone else is already going to meet me, I'll tell him that I already have help - thanks. Once I got my dates crossed and two guys showed up. I did the both but to be honest I wasn't too crazy about it.

I am not the only one shedding tears over the death of market economy and nationalization of banks.  I mean are we a socialist nation now or what?

Even worse is that it is the so-called economic conservatives (Republicans/GOP) who want to use taxpayer dollars to save companies and irresponsible homeowners.  I thought Republicans were all about capital markets and individual responsibility.

Or is that most of the wealthy Americans that are in trouble with the meltdown on Wall Street happen to be friends of Republicans and are their biggest donors -- so it is payback time.

Lolitas in Tokyo had their convention recently.

A Japanese Lolita is definitely something that you should learn more about.

If you enjoy role play read the transcript in my private club (free registration is required) of how I was the king who picked yet another member of his harem.  I roleplayed that with a wonderful friend online earlier today.

Link to the complete chat transcript

Maybe because there is no God.

Bad news for creationists like Sarah Palin.

More than you can dream of and count.

See the chart comparing homes and cars of McCain and Obama.

It is funny but sad at the same time.

See this photo of a poor American hoping for some change.

You have probably read Sarah Palin talking nonsense in New York City and then still trying to come up with a logic-defying defense of her Russia expertise.

But then she has a even harder time coming up with reasons for why John McCain should become president.  Read and watch:

Palin: I can give you examples of things that John McCain has done, that has shown his foresight, his pragmatism, and his leadership abilities. And that is what America needs today.

Couric: I'm just going to ask you one more time - not to belabor the point. Specific examples in his 26 years of pushing for more regulation.

Palin: I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.

Dearest Sarah, just say that there are none and you hardly know anything about John McCain or national politics. 

I think Obama wasn't talking about you but it is certain that you can't really change a pig even if you put lipstick on it.

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And you thought George Bush had terrible English and had difficulty putting a sentence together.  Here are the responses of Republican vice presidential candidate and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin while visiting New York City and Ground Zero:

“Every American student needs to come through this area so that, especially this younger generation of Americans is, to be in a position of never forgetting what happened here and never repeating, never allowing a repeat of what happened here.”

“I wish every American would come through here. I wish every world leader would come through here, and understand what it is that took place here and more importantly how America came together and united to commit to never allowing this to happen again.”

“And just to hear and from and see these good New Yorkers who are rebuilding not just this are but helping to rebuild America has been very, very inspiring and encouraging. These are the good Americans who are committed to peace and security and its been an absolute honor getting to meet these folks today.”

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You know I should have put this in the "Politics" category but I have to put it in the "Humor" category because like "Thanks, but no thanks" on the Bridge To Nowhere project, Sarah Palin actually believes her own lies and fantasies.  Read this exchange with Katie Couric.  It makes you laugh but then you cry because then you wonder what if this woman really wins.

COURIC: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?

PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land-- boundary that we have with-- Canada. It-- it's funny that a comment like that was-- kind of made to-- cari-- I don't know, you know? Reporters--

COURIC: Mock?

PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.

COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.

PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our-- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia--

COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state.

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As a woman and an Evangelical I thought that First Lady Laura Bush would support Sarah Palin and McPain but looks as if Harry Potter reading Bush knows how stupid this woman is. 

She says that Sarah Palin lacks sufficient foreign policy experience to be president.

Ouch!

I am going nuts reading how ignorant and clueless she is.  Actually it is a relief that she is not giving TV interviews because she will simply torture Americans with her stupidities.  Here is one exchange.

KATIE COURIC: Why isn’t it better, Governor Palin, to spend $700 billion helping middle-class families struggling with health care, housing, gas and groceries? ... Instead of helping these big financial institutions that played a role in creating this mess?

SARAH PALIN: Ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy – Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions.

Dearest Sarah, the investment banks on Wall Street have little to nothing to do directly with healthcare reform.  Yes, they might hold investments in healthcare firms but then they hold stocks in all kinds of firms and the last thing on their minds is heathcare reform.

Secondly, healthcare reform will not really designed to shore up the economy.  The main goal is to provide health insurance to poor Americans.  And no, there is nothing in this bailout about job creation -- actually thousands of people are already laid off and won't be hired back.

There is an old saying that if you don't know something, keep shut.  People will not know that you don't know.

I know those of you who watched Babel on DVD might have seen how Rinko Kikuchi flashed her hairy pussy.

Compared to that the scene from My Myself and Irene in which Jim Carey sucks tits of a mom and drinks her milk, this is far more kinky.

What a great way to fill up an empty water bottle!

I received this story from Mike, one of my Canadian fans. Here it is:
Diana and I went to a nature conservation area last spring.

It was a sunny warm day and Diana was wearing thin cotton pants, a thin cotton shirt and no bra. Her breasts and nipples were fairly visible through the shirt. Her cotton pants were also quite sheer and you could see her little white lace panties under the material as well as her long legs. I kept looking at my wife as we walked, thinking how lucky I was to have such a beautiful and sexy woman.

We reached a wooded area and came across a grassy clearing. It was so tranquil....the sun shinning.....a wonderful late spring day.

I heard a noise and realized that a man was standing by the trees on the edge of the clearing, holding a pair of binoculars. He came over to us and told us that that he was an author who specialized in animal and bird books. He said that he was trying to locate and photograph a particularly rare species of bird.

We chatted for a while and I could tell that he was taken in by Diana who was looking very sexy in her thin white pants and shirt. She was oblivious to the fact that she had unbuttoned her shirt far enough that her nipples were now visible and I sensed that the man -- Michael -- was intently concentrating on my wife's body whenever he thought that I wasn't looking.

After a minute or two, he asked Diana if she wanted to look through the binoculars at the nest he was trying to observe. She couldn't focus the binoculars properly so Michael stood behind her as she held the binoculars and tried to focus them for her. I stood next to Michael and watched as he pressed up against Diana's ass, barely covered by her thin pants. He was wearing shorts and I could see that he was getting hard, his bulge clearly visible. I knew that my wife could feel his cock pressed up against her, but she didn't say anything at first; she just wiggled a little and seemed to press back against Michael's cock as if to urge him on.

For half a minute or so (it seemed much longer to me), Michael stood there, pushed up against Diana as she trained the binoculars at the trees. Michael glanced at me and I gently smiled back at him. I put my hand over my cock which was already hard. He saw me rub my cock through my shorts and then, while still pushing against my wife, he began to gently rub the back of Diana's neck.

Diana arched her back against Michael and turned to look at me. I moved towards her and stood in front of her, looking into her eyes as Michael continued to massage her neck and face from behind. I reached for Diana, held her face and kissed her deeply, feeling her tongue darting into my mouth. I knew that she was very aroused and I could hear her take short, panting breaths. As I kissed her lips and face, I moved my hands down to her shirt, opened the remaining buttons and exposed my wife's breasts. Diana's nipples were erect and hard and, as I reached down to suck on them, she moaned and shuddered as if she was already coming.

Michael had unbuttoned the top of my wife's pants. He pulled them down and let them fall to the grass as I slipped off her shirt. Diana stood there, sandwiched between Michael and me, wearing just her tiny lace panties. She looked so sensual and I was so aroused by her almost naked body. Michael had his fingers under Diana's panties, probing her ass-crack and pussy as I continued to fondle then kiss her breasts and nipples. Diana reached for Michael's cock, unzipped his shorts and let them fall to the ground.

She gasped a little as she took hold of his cock. He was so big, long and thick and at least twice my size. I felt a pang of jealousy and envy but also a feeling of wanting.....wanting to touch it and wanting to see it inside my wife. Diana stroked Michael as he continued to fondle her and then she quickly knelt down in front of him and began to suck his cock, almost feverishly. She held his ass tightly and licked and sucked his balls, all the time running her tongue up and down his big shaft.

I got down on my knees next to my wife and started to play with her now soaking wet pussy and ass. Michael held Diana's head as she sucked and licked him. I kissed Diana's face and, in a single motion, she took hold of Michael's cock and brought it to my lips. I took his cock into my mouth and began to lick and suck his cock head. I then took more in and was soon sucking him with Diana, both of us licking his body, then his cock, our fingers exploring his ass-crack as we touched and fondled each other.

Michael cried out," I'm going to cum."

He suddenly spurt his cum all over my face and into Diana's mouth. He was shaking by the force of his orgasm and Diana and I licked and tasted his cum from each others' lips and faces as well as from Michael's still semi-erect cock. I pushed my wife onto the grass, pulled her panties aside and thrust my cock into her wet cunt. I came in seconds and then she made me lick her clit from behind, my face buried in her ass and pussy. To make her cum. Michael was stroking his cock, watching us and was soon hard again. He told Diana to turn over, onto her back, lifted her legs over his shoulders and then plunged his cock into my wife, fucking her faster and faster, making her whole body shake.

I lay on the grass next to her, touching her face and breasts as Michael thrust his cock in and out of Diana's cunt. She screamed and moaned and came twice before Michael finally came again, this time deep inside my wife. They lay there, Michael's cock still inside Diana's pussy and he kissed her deeply. The sun felt good on our bodies and we lay there, naked, silent but caressing each other. Michael told Diana that she was the sexiest woman he had ever known and said that he would remember this encounter for a long time. As we finally dressed, Diana slipping her pants and shirt on, Michael kept touching her and telling her -- and me -- that he was going to fuck her at every future opportunity.

We all walked back to the car park, an hour or so later, sexually spent but very excited and aroused. Michael took Diana's panties with him and promised to call us the next day -- which he did!

Looks like Republican men are not the only ones lusting for Sarah Palin.

Girls too want to be like her.  Here is an Asian that looks like her with those trademark Kawasaki eyeglasses, mini skirt and thigh high stockings.  She is even flashing her panties. 

Hey if you are at one of Sarah Pallin's rallies and happen to photograph her send me the pics.  My contact info is on the right.

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Hmmm... I am starting to like these bikes already.  Apart from bike upskirts looks like they require a lot of manipulation while bending over. 

Nice way to make whaletails.

Remember this accidental upskirt while riding a bicycle?  Paulion Rubio flashed her panty when riding a scooter because her skirt was so short. 

I think these girls in an Asian country so guys as the planet heats up and more people use bikes it is perfect opportunity to see upskirts.

It is not just the doctors and patients having sex in a hospitals, nurses are equally naughty. 

I think this is a great way to administer medication -- I will be cured overnight.

I knew it was coming.  If John McCain and Sarah Palin are soulmates they ought to kiss considering that she has already given him a hint about a blowjob.

Yes, a great movie is planned by John Marshall and Todd Rutt called Tyrannosaurus Rocks that will document the romantic relationship of the two Republicans.

Thank God that so many celebrities hate the idea of wearing a bra so that nipple lovers like me can admire their nips sticking out of their tops.

Homophobes, you are on notice.  Despite your hatred, gays are moving on with their lives.

I think Clay Aiken will be an awesome father.

The way Ricky Martin is going to be a gread daddy though we don't know if Ricky is gay or not.

Ladies and gentlemen, as you can understand, there are things that I cannot blog about on this blog due to the fact that it is public and accessible by people of all ages.

I have, therefore, decided to launch a members only area for anyone who is 18-plus.  I just launched it today so there is a lot of work to be done but please join the club for free.

Steve Lopez of the LA Times went for a visit  to Wasilla, and found one guy who heard Palin say she would "see Jesus" in her lifetime!

Munger, who writes the Progressive Alaska blog, told me Palin is not just a creationist, but a "young Earth" creationist who believes that man and dinosaurs once shared the planet, and that the world will end in her lifetime...

"She doesn't believe in science, and her father was a science teacher," Munger said. "She told me she felt she would see Jesus in her lifetime."

God these Alaskans are nuts.

Republican VP candidate and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin who is respected all over the world for her Russia expertise (without ever visiting or studying) is being widely praised for officially becoming a Middle East expert after a very brief meeting with Afghanistan president Hamid Karzai. 

In a very serious discussion lasting just a few minutes, the two world leaders discussed how Karzai's son's name Mirwais was “Oh nice.”

At a firm in India laid-off workers beat the CEO to death, according to The Times.

I thought Indians were crazy but looks like we are even worse.  Laid off or fired employees often come back with guns and shoot innocent employees.  Here are a few more cases in the US.

— 1986 In Edmond, Oklahoma, 14 postal employees were killed by a part-time letter carrier who was about to be dismissed

— 1996 A former employee of a car parts supplier in New York state shot dead a manager who had demoted him, and wounded two other workers

Since Alaska Governor Sarah Palin likes cock one of her perverted Republican supporter offered her a giant dildo in the shape of a lipstick.

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John McCain is so afraid that Sarah Palin will say something so stupid that nobody (I think the Bible-thumping Jesus freaks will still do it) will vote for him that he is putting Sara Pallin in a lockbox.

More on McCain and Palin.

OMG; how could this be happening?  Is the world coming to an end?  Is Rapture about to happen?  This must be Apocalpyse!

Evangelicals are turing against McCain and Palin.

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You would expect that being a woman Sarah Palin will have some sympathy towards rape victims.

Not at all.  Apparently Governor Pallin hates women.

It is very clear from this photo that Senator Arlene Spector does not like Mccain and Palin.

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Women, who are frustrated by men who are commitment-phobic or just not interested in being dads or for whatever reason if a woman can't find a man, are choosing to become single moms.

In any case guys who destory their sperms because of their cell phone addiction can't get a girl pregnant anyway.

I think they (and men) should have the freedom to work or no if they want to and can afford to.

Here is a good analysis of how couples should decide if a woman should work.

I support a woman's right to choose but there is every reason to prevent getting pregnant in the first place.  Apparently, Hispanic women are still having more abortions.

Some great tips on how not to get pregnant.

I love it when girls know that inhibitions are for the losers.

Enjoy this Japanese chick flashing her pink panties while I went out with her.

Damn, why didn't I listen to my Mom and go to med school?

No I meant to say that his right hand man is gay.  A guy called Mark Buse shown in this video is so gay and he runs McCain's Senate office.  No, McCain did not hire him yesterday; he has been with him for almost 25 years.  OMG, now all those homophobes that are planning to vote for gay-hater Sarah Palin wouldn't know what to do.  But they will vote for these crazies anyway.  I mean, after all, they voted for Dick Cheney whose daughter is so lesbian.

I thought these born again Christians hated witchcraft but looks like Laura Bush doesn't give a damn.

I really feel sorry for those evangelicals who blindly support the Bushies who treat them like shit.

I think John McCain is calling Sarah Palin a soulmate because what he really wants is to dump Cindy and marry her.

That is how he wooed Cindy when he dumped Carol.  It does not matter if Cindy spent a few hundred thousand dollars on her outfit or gets cosmetic surgery, at the end of the day, she is old and Sarah Palin is young and sexy.

In support of my argument that Senator John McCain is using Sarah Palin's sexuality to win an election, here is a photo that should not be on his website.

I wonder how can one be a better vice president by focusing attention on her shoes.  Or is it a way to send subliminal messages to all those closeted perverts who call themselves Republicans during the day?

A hockey mom is a mother whose children play hockey.  All of Sarah Palin's kids are losers; they don't play any sports, one is a pregnant teenager and a drug addict son was forced to enlist in the military to straighten out his life.

No wonder real hockey moms are pissed with Sarah Palin.

I mean hasn't Billie Ray Cyrus ever heard of Bristol Palin?

15 year old Daughter Miley Cyrus is dating a 20 year old stud Juston Gaston and that idiots think that because they went to the church together they wanted to know Jesus Christ better.

That is how teens get pregnant.

Yesterday I discussed how Palin effect is over and whatever little interest is left in the Republican ticket is in admiring Sarah Palin's legs.

Radio Iowa reporter.

"Thank you so much Iowa, it is so good to be in Grand Rapids," Palin said.  OOOPS.  She's in Cedar Rapids.  

I look up, about five minutes into McCain's address and see a steady stream of people walking out of the rally.  They just came to see Palin apparently.

Imagine two really sharp hosts Rachel Maddow and Bill Maher talking about a brainless Sarah Palin!

It's gotta be right on the mark.

Hmmmm....Coal is not really clean.

Kinda makes me think about lipstick on a pig.

If you have less than $100,000 per bank there is nothing to worry but I am hanging on to some cash right now that is safely deposited in my basement fireproof safe.  You never know when the financial system might run into problems and it might be difficult to get the money when you need it.

More tips on surviving the market turmoil

When Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was picked as the running mate by Sen. John McCain all Republican perverts went crazy for her.  And for me she was just a sex object that I started to blog about her legs or boobs or her blowjob skills and the Republican men went crazy for her, sending my traffic through the roof.  I think my traffic jumped four times.

But then I noticed something this week.  My traffic is now just about 10-20% above normal this time of the year and it could be because of dozens of factors.  In summary, I found that Republicans soon got tired and bored with her.  She was as shallow as Britney Spears and there was nothing more to her than that.

Now my research is substantiated by The New York Times.  Polls taken after the Republican convention suggested that Mr. McCain had enjoyed a surge of support — particularly among white women after his selection of Gov. Palin of Alaska as his running mate — but the latest poll indicates “the Palin effect” was, at least so far, a limited burst of interest. The contest appeared to be roughly where it was before the two conventions and before the vice-presidential selections: Mr. Obama had the support of 48 percent of registered voters, compared with 43 percent for Mr. McCain, a difference within the poll’s margin of sampling error, and statistically unchanged from the tally in the last New York Times/CBS News poll, in mid-August.

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I think we must all commend Senator John McCain for bring sexy back to American presidential elections. 

He has also brought a lot of much needed humor to the process.  For example, if you live in Alaska, you are a Russian expert.  After that incident I was able to convince my boss to add "Expert in European Affairs" to my business card after my 10-days vacation in Paris.

Now Sen. McCain thinks that Sarah Palin is the #1 energy expert in America because Alaska has oil resources. I have been trying to tell my boss to also let me add "Expert in Biotechnology" considering so many biotech companies in Massachusetts.

Among the many talents that Sarah Palin and John McCain have you can add one more:

John McCain invented the Blackberry

Despite being a woman and trying to convince voters to vote for her it turns out that her actions speaks for themselves.

Sarah Palin hates women

These days one of the biggest honors in the eyes of Google is to get what is known as "sitelinks."  Google is very selective about them and typically offers them to established, high-quality, respectable blogs that are liked by tens of thousands of people.

That's me boys and girls.  I am not only the #1 blogger on tblog with thousands of readers every day, Google also thinks I am a great blogger. 

I could not conclude this post, though, without thanking all of you for the support in making this happen.

It is no secret that Senator John McCain got Governor Sarah Palin on the Republican ticket to exploit her sexuality despite her criminal record, pregnant teenage daughter, extramarital affairs, and taxpapyer money embezzlement.

With the number of Republican men looking for photos of Sarah Palin's legs, boobs, her blowjob skills, and butt on my blog (God bless them both because my blog traffic is through the roof -- I really hope that they win so that I can make a living blogging full time about sexy Sarah Palin).

No surprise then that her supporters now want her pussy.

Link:  Read my complete coverage of Sarah Palin.

For those of us who are Holly Madison fans she obliges by leaving her panties at home and then take a ride on a swing to flash her hairless pussy .

Sophie Monk looks pretty hot in this bikini on her bike.

I think her breakup with Benji Madden did good to both of them.

Guys if you are young, cute, and willing to date an older woman you might be in for some good luck these days. 

Forget girls your age who are high maintenance, go after the MILFs. 

It is the age of the Sarah Palins of the world.

Guess what, Naomi Campbell wants to be a mom.

I hope the kid is born with some fighting skills to defend her/himself from assaults from her/his own mom.

Wouldn't that be a reasonable conclusion to draw?

Ricky Marin just had twins with the help of a surrogate mom.

If you enjoyed the Kim Kardashian upskirt photo you will love this collection from her sister Kourtney. 

It appears that unlike her sister who prefers white lace panties, she prefers either colorful panties or striped panties like Kirsten Dunst.

I envy everyone who can go to a college lingerie party.  I used to think colleges were institutions of higher learning where we paid big bucks to listen to smart professors teach us Math, physics, and economics. 

How wrong I was.  I guess parents need to provide lots of lingerie to their daughters, rather than books, so that they can look hot at lingerie parties.

So you know I have seen some interesting eyemasks including this fuck me eye mask but this one clearly has left me confused.  It is an interesting idea, though. 

I mean, girls have two tits and two eyes so anything that is used for the boobs can be used for eyes too.

And then her friend with a similar bra mask joins her and they play some game that involves grabbing boobs.  Hey I wanna play this game.

Why is it that guys can have a great time chatting, watching a game, and drinking alcohol, why girls need to strip while drinking alcohol and having a good time?

You know what?  I am glad that men and women are different; otherwise our lives will be boring.

Link:  More girls in their underwear

We all know that this election is about bringing sexy back to the White House but what does this broad want?  I mean I only know one meaning of drill -- yes a nice fuck. 

Is this an invitation to drill all her holes?  Guys, get your dicks ready; Republican women are ready for some serious drilling.

Earlier I thought that John McCain=George Bush.

I even thought that John McCain and George Bush were twins and Republicans even used the name John Bush.

Now I have to say that Sarah Palin>George Bush because her extremist views make George Bush and Dick Cheney look like liberals.

While Sen. John McCain may be exploiting Sara Palin's sexuality and he is known to have no respect for women, I still do not think that Gov. Palin should be called as a pig by anyone.

So why is John McCain calling his own running mate as a pig?

What Senator Barack Obama did was to use an expression in English language that is even older than John McCain (and we all know that this is really old). However, McCain, considering that he graduated at the bottom of his class, and is unable to appreciate the nuances of English language, immediately started calling the Governor a pig.

Shame on your Sen. McCain ; you should apologize to her.

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No matter how much you try to make it out as if the presidential race is some kind of a family BBQ the reality is that it is a professional, business process, but looking at these photos of Senator John McCain groping and touching women (and even men) in inappropriate places show that he is a creepy old man and if I had a daughter I would lock my doors if he was in town.  Even the newspapers are seeing that he should be shaking hands like executives instead of using the opportunity to grope unsuspecting women.

First of all, he dumps his wonderful wife and marries Cindy McCain while still married.  Then he chases Vicki Iseman and then among all the wonderful Republicans out there he picks the sexy Sarah Palin so that he can grope and fondle her and her daughter.

I guess he is not the only guy lusting for women; all Republicans are lusting for Sarah Palin.

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In every presidential election it is common to see dolls inspired by presidential candidates.  Now that we have sexy Sarah Palin in the race, the action figures that the Republican men are buying show that Senator John McCain has been successful in exploiting Sarah Palin's sexuality. 

In fact, there is a report that when Gov. Palin went to Alaska to attend to her duties there, almost no one showed up at his event in Pennsylvania.  So the huge crowds that are showing up at his events are basically there to admire now famous Sarah Palin legs.

So let us take a look at these two popular dolls now flying off the shelves.  In the first one, she is wearing a white tightly fitted jacket with her red bra peeking at the top and showing her cleavage .  She is also wearing a tartan mini skirt with thigh high stockings .

In the second figure, candidate Palin is wearing a white micro mini skirt (the ones that are so short that they are designed to show panties in an upskirt angle) under a black trench coat.

Thank you Senator McCain for bringing sex to this political campaign .  It was a rather dull season for us men out there and now you are definitely giving us a reason to watch television as we hear endlessly "thanks, but no thanks.," but our eyes on elsewhere.

Well John McCain is known to be a womanizer, abandoned his first wife and married Cindy McCain while still married to his first wife, and is believed to be sexually interested in Sarah Palin. Oh, and he dates strippers.

But there is a history of how he treats women like dirt and that is why some women are planning to vote for him because he picked Sarah Palin and thus showed that he cared for them.  Guess what; Hugh Hefner cares for women too but in reality he simply uses them like toys.

Read this.

1. Cliff Schechter, in his book "The Real McCain," says that McCain publicly insulted his wife, Cindy, during the 1992 Arizona Senate campaign.  He called her "trollop" and "cunt."  Hey, I don't use those terms even for whores.
2. McCain has joked about a woman enjoying being raped by a gorilla.  Hey, that is simply gross because I don't care what your fucking style is, rape is not sex.  In addition to that, sex with animals is unethical because they never consented to it.
3. McCain laughed when one of his Republican supporters asked "how do we beat the bitch?" referring to Senator Hillary Clinton.  Indeed you can hate your political opponent but first of all she is a human being and deserves to be treated like one.  BTW, she is also a former first lady , one of the most accomplished women in this country, and currently the senator from New York.  It just shows that McCain is not a gentleman and that is evident from how he is exploiting Sarah Palin's sexuality.
4. John McCain also once said that Chelsea Clinton was "so ugly" because "her father is Janet Reno."
5. McCain offered that his wife Cindy strip (topless) during the The Buffalo Chip beauty contest at the Iowa state fair.
   

Oh boy, what am I gonna tell my grandchildren if this guy becomes the president.

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Actually evidence indicates that she does not have one because to me faith is something that you stick to for a long time.  If you keep changing your faith without dedicating the time that it takes to fully grasp even the basics of a religion, you are merely an opportunist and your faith is merely like the lipstick that you change with the season.

So Republican vice presidential candidate and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was baptized as a Catholic.  Now, like millions of people I think that Catholics are nuts to entrust their religion to priests who abuse children, Palin joined yet another wacko religion: Pentecoastal.  These people are truly nuts.

Guess what, she dumped them too.  She has definitely not found her God yet but is trying to do so at another crazy place called the Wasilla Bible Church, an evangelical church that hates Jews and gays.

So I guess if you are a Catholic or Pentecoastal you have some thinking to do if you want to vote for this lady and her running mate, Senator John McCain, who, if you forgotten, called Evangelicals not too long ago as "agents of intolerance."

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Meredith Vieira interviewed Meghan McCain, daughter of Republican presidential candidate John McCain, about her book, "My Dad, John McCain."

Well, apart from admitting that he was a loser in school (and so was Sarah Palin who went to more colleges for her undergrad than most Americans visit that many cities in their lifetime), she also added that he "dated a stripper." 

So my theory that John McCain is a womanizer is being substantiated every day.

I think this is a great day for strippers in America because once McCain becomes president, he will allow strippers to perform in the White House and broadcast it live on CSPAN -- now that is how mavericks are. 

I really am hoping to be able to cancel my Playboy channel subscription -- it is too expensive these days.

Yes, sad as it sounds, that is why Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain and VP candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (her daughter Bristol Palin is going to be a teenage mom) really want. 

What they are both saying is that it is better to have teen moms than to educate our kids about how to protect themselves from losers like Levi Johnson -- and then she wants money to find out how crabs fuck.  Watch this ad from the McCain campaign.

It should not be surprise, though, because it seems Republicans have nothing better to do than to engage in homophobia.

Having said that, it is interesting that during the Republican convention, the gay escorts did excellent business and Craig's List male-male personal ads were all convention related (like many bloggers I spent a lot of time looking at those ads and they were hilarious) for a week.  It may also be nice to mention that Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian.

Now Sarah Palin hates gays so much that her church is actively trying to pray so that it reverse the homosexuality of homosexuals (does it even make sense?).  She also tried to ban books with gay themes from the Wasilla library.

I know that they tried something like that with Evangelical/Republican pastor Ted Haggard who was sucking dicks of gay prostitutes and doing drugs.  It didn't make much of a difference; the charming pastor dropped out of the program.

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You know what I don't have a clue and I don't care either.  To me crabs are for crabcakes.

But if you want to find out you might want to ask Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.  She sure knows a thing or two about that because she is fighting hard to get millions of dollars from American taxpayers (almost all of them outside Alaska) to study "mating habits of crabs." 

Now that she is the VP candidate, don't be surprised if she says "thanks, but no thanks" and starts to say that her and her daughter fucking habits (both of which resulted in pregnancies) are good enough to understand reproductive habits of animals.

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Money and cheating are two major reasons why couples fight and breakup.

Read this article that shows you how couples can deal with money issues in a healthy way.

If you want to know where really Sarah Palin stands on the issues just watch this video from Gina Gerson.

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Are you like Governor Sarah Palin and like other Republicans in denial about global warming?

It's OK if that is what you want to believe, but please you can do at least something, like not eat meat just one day a week.  Apparently it is good for your health too.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has billed taxpayers for 312 nights spent in her own home during her first 19 months in office, charging a "per diem" allowance intended to cover meals and incidental expenses while traveling on state business, according to The Washington Post.

Looks like Sarah Palin's criminal record is getting bigger by the day.  I think it will be great to have a criminal in the White House so that criminals can become cool.

Oh God, please get me a job like that.

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You would think that I am the only dude salivating over the possibility of VPILF Sarah Palin.  Salon has put together a list of comments heard from delegates to the Republican convention in Twin Cities.  Here are some of the juicy comments about the sexpot Sarah that is energizing is energizing the largely rural, Bible-thumping, poor, knowledge-hating, creationist, gun-loving male base of the Republican party.  

"Gov. Palin is hot, dude," a delegate says, collapsing onto a bench in front of the hotel entrance.

Even in their lusty, alcohol-fueled swoons, these young politicos still call Palin "governor." In a way, this reverential horniness is sort of endearing. But mostly it's just creepy. Sitting on the bench, the young man leans his head back and squeezes his eyes shut, trying, and failing, to stave off vertigo. "Total MILF."

For the first time in American politics there is a strong alpha woman with whom mothers identify, and after whom sons lust. The GOP is playing the Oedipal card. And it could mean bloody war, fought house to house.

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In June 1993, Sarah Palin was charged with C/F W/O PHOTO ID — a charge that was later, suspiciously, dismissed.

Just two days later, charges were filed against Sarah Palin for CRIM NEG FAIL REG NT, which actually translates to “criminal negligence fail register NT.”  

In November 2004, she was cited for TINTED WINDOWS. 

I think she has another citation for fishing without a license.

Unfortunately, animals are not allowed to ticket her but if they could, she will receive way too many for merciless killing of animals.

Her husband or First Dude Todd Palin has been arrested for DUI (apparently he is an alcohol addict the way Cindy McCain is a painkiller addict) and also received several other citations for not obeying the law.

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"First, we have to lose the glasses (on Sara Palin) -- Lasik or contacts," Nina Garcia, the editor-at-large at Elle, said.

Nina, I love you and enjoy watching you on Project Runway, but are you out of your mind or what?

Her whole sex appeal lies in her eyeglasses that give her the look of a naughty teacher, every man's fantasy.  Believe me, nobody would be paying any attention if she were not such a slut.  I have gotten dozens of emails from Republican men who are confessing to masturbating looking at her and have been lining up to see her whenever she is on the road. I am also planning to cancel my Playboy TV subscription once Sarah Palin becomes vice president.

The only piece of advice I would give Ms. Palin is to wear mini skirts more often and let her big tits show rather than cover them with a jacket.

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"Have great sex [and] eat the chocolate," Teri Hatcher, a single mom advises her 10-year-old daughter Emerson in the Glamour magazine.

Sarah Palin, a crazy evangelical Christian who opposes everything that normal people support, let a loser bang her teenage daughter Bristol repeatedly until she got pregnant, while supposedly in the church they talked endlessly about being virgins till death, no I mean, till wedding day.

Oh the role models for American teens.  I am no parent but I know this: sex without condoms is a terrible idea. So if you are a parent, make sure that they know about birth control.

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Politics is tough and it is even tougher if you are a brainless woman picked to become the vice president of the greatest nation on the planet.  One morning you are worrying about your pregnant teenage daughter and diapers, the next morning you are learning that a refueling stop in Ireland does not count towards your foreign policy expertise.

And that is why it is better to learn how to wave rather than remind Americans that you are somehow supportive of a certain nasty dictator from Germany.

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Since Republican Party folks have no choice to defend Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as the new vice-presidential candidate (I couldn't believe that despite my lack of agreement with Newt Gingrich on almost everything, I consider him to be a bright guy, as are many other Republicans who are educated and intelligent), I am amazed that no one has really come out and said that it is a sad reflection on the Republicans and on America that they chose such an incompetent person for one of the nation's and the world's toughest jobs.  Is the Republican Party so devoid of any talent?  I think it is the moral duty of Republicans that if they love America and want it to be the greatest country on the planet they have to ask Ms. Palin to withdraw and let some competent person run in her place.

And one can make an argument that the Democrats are not experienced at all (though I find that funny and childish) but it does not change the reality in any way that Gov. Palin may be a good "hockey mom " but God forbid if this woman ever ends up in the world's most powerful job.

But if you look at the America that is supporting her and John McCain, you understand.  Here is an idiot for McCain-Palin.

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I don't if I want the first one to theorize this but when Senator John McCain picked Alaska Governor Sarah Palin sex was on his mind.  And this pictures proves that. 

By putting that microphone in that angle he is sending a subliminal message for cocksucking and she has obliged by bending over and positioning her mouth.  Oh that poor little kid in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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A reader of mine shared his story with me. 

"My wife and I like to sometimes 'indulge' in exhibitionism and voyeurism. I encourage her to wear flimsy see-through dresses with just a pair of tiny little panties on underneath. I love it when other men can see my wife's body like that and want to touch and fondle her. I have also exposed her to other men a few times in public places and we both get aroused when men start to rub themselves or masturbate looking at her. We have had a couple of adventures/encounters with other men that have led to, well, let's say an arousing experience!"

Obviously if you are a right wing extremist you have a better chance of destroying the left and I think Sarah Palin is most well equipped (dangerous guns included) to do that.  In addition to that, she is brainless, believes that we popped out of Eve's pussy just 2,000 years ago, and the best way to save the environment is to destroy it -- all the attributes need for extinction of liberals and replacement by rapture-waiting evangelicals.

Don't you think this is such a funny poster (thanks Jane @ Devi D)?  And do not forget to notice Sarah Palin's legs, particularly her preference for thigh-high stockings and those eyeglasses that make her look so slutty.  God, I (and maybe Hugh Hefner) would do anything to convince her to pose naked for Playboy.

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Earlier I wrote John McCain=George Bush and that John McCain and George Bush are twins.

Thanks to Republican Tom Ridge, we have a better description:  John Bush.

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There is no doubt that Sarah Palin is a sexy woman and I am not the only one to think so.  I have zero interest in politics (but almost limitless interest in women), no right to vote, and I don't care if she wins or loses, but she is definitely one hot babe.

Let me add that I have received thousands of visitors to my blog since the candidacy of Governor Sarah Palin was announced by Sen. John McCain last week.  It is surprising that most people are not looking for her position on economy or America's foreign policy or health insurance nuclear non-proliferation or Iraq war or sub-prime mortgage crisis, but they are all looking for Sarah Palin legs, Sarah Palin butt, and Sarah Palin boobs.

Now, one could blame just some perverts like me who are simply interested in her as a source of entertainment (though I wonder if she brings anything to the ticket other than titillation with her soap-opera life and naughty girl wardrobes).

The bigger story is that Senator John McCain also realizes that Americans are more interested in watching her photos rather than getting a deeper understanding of what she will do if Vladimir Putin were to invade Azerbaijan (where is it on the map, Sarah?). So yesterday when I was doing research on her, I found that when I put her name in Google, McCain campaign was advertising on AdWords and driving people to a page with her photos. Below is a screen capture.  You may or may not see the same results depending upon your location (IP address) or time of the day and that is why I recorded the moment. 

I am at a loss to understand why would they send Americans to go look at her photos rather than to a page that tells them more about her record or what she would do other than telling American teenagers how to get pregnant.  Will he be doing if he chosen Joe Lieberman or Mike Huckabee?  I think it just goes on to prove that John McCain is nothing but a womanizer. 

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On the Jon Stewart show they interviewed several Republicans who just did not understand the big deal about hurricane Gustav.

They were obviously frustrated that they couldn't have a good time while people in the Gulf states were suffering.

But shouldn't they be asking the evangelical Christians who prayed for rain?

I am seriously considering if I should quit my job and start blogging full time about Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Stephen Colbert builds a strong case that Sarah Palin should be American president and not the VP.

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Can you believe that Cindy McCain's outfit when she spoke in the Republican convention in Minneapolis cost over $300,000?

If I add up every little thing that I have, it still does not add up to $3,000.

Oh Cindy please send me some money.

I never saw the movie Juno movie but is it just a coincidence that somehow it rhymes with Juneau, the city in Alaska, the state whose Governor Sarah Palin is the vice presidential candidate for the Republic party.

And guess what, as in the movie Juno, her daughter Bristol Palin is pregnant.

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You know I had never heard that Christians were praying for rain during Obama speech.  I didn't know that you could ask Jesus Christ for rain.  I wonder if I can pray to him for more pussy.

Anyway, it didn't rain but it sure did rain a lot during the Republican convention.

Hmmm....that makes me wonder if I should really pray for pussy.  What if gays swarm to me?  I mean I love gays but I am as heterosexual as one can be.

If you have never heard of Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann you have not missed out on much in life.  She may be a moron but that is not the problem -- the problem is the idiots in Minnesota who elected her.  You really star to wonder about their intelligence -- apparently she is a darling of Christian extremists.

So I watched this hilarious video in which this poor girl tries to defend another poor woman Sarah Palin.

I mean I love women more than anything else but the way Republicans treat their women, I feel sorry for these women.

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For all the Samantha Bee fans out there this video is incredible and shows why she loves Sarah Palin.

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No one knew anything about Governor Sarah Palin until last week and only now some of the juicy details are starting to emerge.

Watch this video to see how one person tries to find out who Sarah Palin really is.

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I guess as a womanizer John McCain has a lot of experience seducing women but it will be interesting to find out if this is how their "sit on my hot ticket baby" talk went.

It is obvious, though, that he wasn't thinking with his head up there but was using his head down there.  Oh these creepy old men -- all they think about is fucking.

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Got an email from Cynthia.

"I have a relationship with this guy and I like him and I love him very much.  We live in different cities but we see each other like once or twice a month.  The last time I saw him he had a really cute dinner prepared with music, candles, strawberries and chocolate and rose petals all over -- very romantic really.  We were making out normally and then he started to kiss my boobs and bite my nipple (mmmmm); it didn't bother me but I think that he wanted the favor back.  He actually took my hand and he put it in his crotch but to be honest I didn't know what to do so I didn't do anything.  He didn't say anything to me, just that it appeared that he really wanted me to grab it and feel it but that he was not mad or anything.  I am going to see him again in a week and I wanna know what to do (I mean no blow job) but I don't know the way that I should touch his thing so he can be happy and not disappointed.  I really love the guy.  He's the love of my life by the way but both of us agreed to not have sex till we are married because we don't want to have problems later, but we want to have fun together.  What do you think I should do?"

It is very obvious that you are in a relationship for the first time and you have a lot to learn, but trust me, it is not as difficult as it seems to you right now.

Yes, you can still please each other and be satisfied without having sex.  It is clear that your boyfriend knows how to please you but you can also give him some ideas and feedback based on what you want.  For example, if he is only biting your nipples or kissing your boobs but not kissing your thighs, for example, you can tell him to do it.

Now as you have already realized, you will need to return the favor, particularly because you are thinking about marrying him.

As you might know, of course, everyone likes to be kissed on the lips , but some other sensitive areas of a man are the ears, neck, nipples, and thighs.  In other words, kissing him there will definitely please him.

Then the most sensitive area of a man is what you are calling as the "thing."  I think next time you can touch it, play with it, massage/rub it, pull the foreskin back (in case he is not circumcised) or even kiss his balls.  You can do the same to his balls too.  Depending on when you start to do it, you might realize that his penis may or may not be erect, but as you do the things that I suggested to you, his dick should become erect and larger.

I think that you already know this so at some point a man will like to ejaculate and since you both have agreed to not have a blowjob, you can just keep massaging/rubbing with your hands to help him ejaculate. 

If not, he can try to ejaculate himself and you can simply watch.

I got this email from a happily married crossdresser who wears his wife's lingerie with her full support and encouragement.  And I don't think he wants to be a girl .

"I am dressed in stockings, panties, half slip, bra, knee length flowing skirt, and a nice stretchy t-shirt with long sleeves. We have a very large tub in the bathroom downstairs. I will sit on the edge and let the shower run. I will use a loofah and get it wet and all soapy. I will sit with my nylon clad feet in the tub, and of course, the drain is closed so the water stays in. I will begin to wash my legs (stockings) and continue to work my way up and around my body constantly wetting the loofah and adding body wash to it. Them when I am all wet and soapy I will rub up and down all over the curves of my bra and panties. I will then put body wash on and wash inside my panties with lots of lather. It will not be long until I cum. What a feeling.  I then wash and dry everything and place it back where it belongs and go on with my day, feeling good."

Also enjoy this video of a woman fucking a man wearing female underwear.

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