To become an instant billionaire move to Zimbabwe.

Hmmm....

In response to my request asking you girls to send me your panty photos I have heard from many of you

I have posted pics in my private club (free registration is required).

Looks my pleas to defeat Elizabeth Dole are working.

Two new polls by Rasmussen and Civitas show that Democrat Kay Hagan show that Liddy Dole will need to clear her desk in the Senate in January.

Godless Americans have as much right to participate in the political process as God-dick sucking Dole.

People of North Carolina, thank you, and keep up the good work.

To the people of North Carolina, thanks for all the support for Barack Obama, but it looks as if Liddy Dole must go to.  She may not know this but under the United States Constitution, one is free to practice any religion or not practice any religion at all.  That is why her attacks against Kay Hagan for attending a fundraiser hosted by people tied to an atheist group is simply ridiculous.  Atheists are as much American as Bible-thumping Jesus freaks.

Yep, not just here at home, but Obama Girls are everywhere.

And sorry McCain, there are no Obama Chicks in the Muslim world.

According to a poll in Britain, 20% of people admitted to sex at work.

So do you know what a busy day at work is like these days (free registration is required) when you are using your tongue and dick as much as your brain?

I must confess that I have had a lot of sex in the workplace but try it at your own risk.  You can lose your job.

When John McCain loses the election and most Americans (save for a few crazy Bible thumpers) will hate her for giving the White House and Congress to the Democrats, I know some of you might still have wet dreams about Sarah Palin. 

Well apart from watching Sarah Palin porn or owning a Sarah Palin doll or fucking a Sarah Palin love doll you can now own a calendar featuring her so that you can at least look at her all of 2009.

Hmmmm.....nothing like a Bio teacher that uses her body to teach science.  Yep, Mary Letourneau will do it for you at a small price.

I have heard from some friends (husband and wife) and they have sent me photos of their underwear collection. 

Boys and girls simply email the pictures to me (my contact info is in the right sidebar).

Some people are just plain stupid.  Praying to the bull on Wall Street so that Jesus can bring the stock market back is as hilarious an action as I have ever heard. 

I mean what are you going to pay for next?  Increase the value of my home?

No wait; Sarah Palin is praying to make her vice president.

My dear God, I feel sorry for you for having to deal with these jerks.  I apologize on their behalf.

My fetish for sex with a flight attendant continues and if she loves pink gstring all the better.

I am assuming she is a geek but with the brain of a slut.

As you might know Tina Fey has said that she will leave the planet if Sarah Palin is the vice president.  I think she was just being funny but there are other morons who are making much bigger stakes on the election.

For example, leader of the evangelical church in America, Pastor Arnold Conrad has said that Jesus Christ will lose his title as God if McCain loses the election on Nov. 4th.

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina is also betting big on a victory for McCain-Palin.  He promised that "I’ll beat Michael Phelps in swimming before Barack Obama wins North Carolina." He added, "Don’t let me down, because I can’t swim.”

I wrote previously how John McCain was sexually attracted towards Sarah Palin and that is why he picked her.  But he is not alone in having wet dreams about her.  Rich Lowry has openly admitted masturbating looking at her on TV and the traffic stats of my blog is enough evidence that Republicans have been lusting for her. 

Instead of receiving traffic to learn more about Sarah Palin's positions on energy or foreign policy or economy, over 90% of traffic for Sarah Palin is what would be more fit for a porn actress.

Now more Republicans are confessing to their sexual fantasies about Sarah Palin. 

Morton C. Blackwell, President Ronald Reagan’s liaison to the conservative movement, calls her dynamite, and confessed how he tried to get close to her at a fund raiser and was disappointed that he could get only within four feet of her butt.  “I made a major effort to position myself at this reception,” he said, but did not succeed.  Mr. Blackwell, don't worry, she will have all the time in the world to please you after Nov 4 when McCain loses the election.

OK you saw the ultra low rise jeans and then the ultra low rise shorts. 

In both cases the idea is to flash your thong in a whaletail style, but these girls takes it all the way to the next level by going pantyless and showing their butt crack instead.

I loved this photo of a woman in garter belts but I think this floral design is so much cuter. 

I hope more girls will start wearing garter belts again.

Remember this white floral bra? 

I think pink and black lingerie is always sexier.

I am still calling these strip bikinis but it looks like you take a narrow strip of cloth and wrap it around your neck in a cross pattern and then simply cover the nipples. 

Sounds like a great way to dress at the beach.

When a guy does not ask a girl out there are many possibilities.  More often than not I find that it is because he is shy or is afraid that a woman will say no. 

In the first case, hint it yourself and even plan it.  In the second case, give a strong idea that you are waiting to be asked out by suggesting that you would like to check out XYZ restaurant together or watch the XYZ movie with him.

Yes, rear entry may sound easy but we need to learn everything.

"I like women who wear stockings and high heels," writes Michael, a member of my private club, and I am proud to welcome him because I have that fetish too.

I think we all know that once we are in a public place it is hard to be who you really are.  You are conscious of your behavior and fear being ridiculed and judged.  That is why we can do a lot more things that we wouldn't do otherwise when we can hide our faces. 

So wear a mask and do what you want. 

While she may now want to pretend that she did not even know Alaska Senator Ted Stevens but the reality is that Republican vice presidential candidate and Governor Sarah Palin was literally in bed with him.  Together these two politicians screwed the people of lower 48 states to fund all kinds of pork barrel and bridge-to-nowhere type projects.  Today this gentleman from Alaska has been convicted of felony.

Since this guy is shameless and the law does not stop a convicted felon to run for office or serve in Congress (sadly convicted felons cannot vote) if Alaskans do not throw him out they will have the distinct honor of being represented in Congress by a felon and in any case their governor has huge ethics issues and Sarah Palin could potentially end up in jail herself.

I wouldn't be surprised, though, that Pres. Bush pardoned Stevens and let him be in Senate.  Disgusting.

Remember the Sarah Palin porn? 

Well in this video Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton re-enact a scene from the Nailin Paylin adult video.  Hilarious.

That ass is definitely too hot. 

Where are the firemen?

Girls there are times when keeping your bra on makes you look even prettier.

Check out the proof in this photo collection (free registration is needed to my private club).

What does Denise Milani eat?  I mean that is one big rack.

I also love that jewelry she is wearing around her thong.

A beautiful bralette with matching boy shorts but not to be used for too long. 

Ladies you always need a support bra.

You saw the band aid bikini, the teardrop swimsuit, the Brazilian gstring bikini, and also the rope bikini but what about this one? 

I wonder what it is even called.  I am calling it so because all it has is a strip of fabric.

Remember that girl in the fuck me eye mask? 

Well, wearing a tee shirt like that may turn some people off, but the important point is that if you do want to get laid, you have to broadcast that message through your looks, clothes, and body language. 

If you smell bad, are dressed like a slob, and are hiding in a corner with your arms folded, chances are that a hottie is not likely to even approach you.

Funny that even people with MBAs now want to become makeup artists since their salaries are so high.

I think green jobs will be hot too in the future.

Some women have racks that are so tempting that you just can't resist touching or grabbing.

It is always interesting to see how women change their clothes. 

OH what an angle and of course no bra or panties yet.

Here is a chick that is the dream of any teenager; a girl putting on her stockings with one leg on the bed or chair.

I have a huge collection of photos from lingerie parties.  This is just one of them.

My fav is the one with red bra under the black lace babydoll.

Trust me a lot of men have a bra fetish the way many women have penis envy.

And guess what girls like this bra too.

I think so many hotties thought that McCain would choose them but he picked the ultimate in hotness Sarah Palin. 

What is this with girls that they are obsessed with senior citizens!

After Sen. John McCain picked Sarah Palin, because of his reputation as a womanizer and his tendency to surround himself with beautiful young women, I warned that McCain was such a dangerous man that moms should lock up their daughters if he is campaigning in their town.

McCain also exploited Sarah Palin's sexuality and both McCain and Palin made out in public on every occasion that they could get.  McCain also declared that he and Gov. Palin were soulmates.

Of course Republicans like Rich Lowry and Kathleen Parker's attorney husband were already masturbating looking at her on TV.

Now there is more confirmation that when Senator McCain looked at Sarah Palin he was simply blown away by her beauty, sex appeal and flirtatious personality.

Conservative columnist Kathleen Parker now argues that McCain chose her because of who she is rather than how competent she is. She writes, "But there can be no denying that McCain's selection of her over others far more qualified -- and his mind-boggling lack of attention to details that matter -- suggests other factors at work. His judgment may have been clouded by . . . what?"

I think people like me always saw Palin as someone ready to please for pursuing her goals. 

Robert Draper of The Times writes that when interviewing Palin for the running mate job, he took her to his favorite coffee-drinking spot down by a creek and a sycamore tree on his Arizona ranch. They talked for more than an hour, and...he said yes.

Oh now we know there is a reason why Barack Obama is already the new president.  The number of McCain supporters is so small.

As I said earlier that Senator John McCain is ready to deliver a concession speech after his massive loss in the 2008 elections I feel bad for his supporters.  The good news is that they can simply recycle old banners to celebrate President Barack Obama.

When I first wrote about Michele Bachmann unsuccessfully defended Sarah Palin and said some rather unkind things about the people of Minnesota, I was corrected by Cathy, who wrote, "Ya know, there are 50% of us in Bachmann's district that DIDN'T vote for her and worked our asses off to elect Patty Wetterling and are again working our asses off to elect Elwyn Tinklenberg. I resent being called an idiot.  Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann are cut from the same cloth."

Looks like the good work of people like Cathy and my appeal has worked.  Elwyn Tinklenberg now has a 3 point lead.  

She has also lost ad dollars from the Republican Party while her opponent has raised a million bucks since her stupid idea to investigate lawmakers for being anti-American.

Keep up the good work Minnesotans.

As you know showing whaletail is the fashion of our times.  But still I don't see it on TV.  The last time someone spotted it was Hayden Panettiere whaletail in her music video Wakeup call.

The other day, however, I was watching the movie Nurse Betty (starring Renee Zellweger and strongly recommended if you like comedy and enjoy her fine acting) and there is this scene in which Betty is staying with this Latina legal assistant Rosa (Tia Texada) and they are both being attacked by criminals who are chasing Betty.  At one point Rosa is crawling on knees on the floor and that is when you can clearly see the thong above her pants.

Has anyone else noticed?  Does someone have a screen cap?  Please email it to my email address shown on the right.

For people with a scarf fetish like me when a girl makes a top out of a scarf it is like heaven. 

I mean how clever to simply wrap a scarf over your bra, though, why wear a bra?  Why not just wrap it over the titties?

Does not surprise me that Sarah Palin has switched parties.

I saw it coming:  Sarah Palin has opposed John McCain already.

Following in the footsteps of many other Hollywood celebs Posh Spice wears the saree -- the traditional dress of India.

Others who worn a sari are Christina Aguilera, Katherine Heigl and Ashley Judd.

Of course Natalie Portman also loves Indian jewelry.

Ouch!  Remember how everyone used to say that if Vice President Al Gore had won his home state of Tennessee in 2000 he would be president because Florida wouldn't matter.

It now appears certain that Sen. McCain will lose Arizona. 

That was very obvious when Goldwater family endorsed Obama instead of McCain who sits in the same seat as Barry Goldwater.

It appears that Ivanka Trump is taking the role of financial advisor.

Hey Ivanka your boobs are too big for anyone to take you seriously.

Go back to your modeling gig so we can have great pics of your titties.

A former hedge fund manager Andrew Lahde is spilling the beans.

In simple words it was greed, stupidity, and incompetence.  Surprising considering that these guys go to Ivy League schools.

Boys and girls if you are worried about the job scene in the future think green jobs.

I think it is one of those moments from The Graduate when plastics was the key word.  Sorry Dustin Hoffman; age of plastics is over.

I think if John McCain can apply so much makeup I should too.

Maybe that is why John McCain is always surrounded by beautiful women.

Ladies any tips on makeup that might work on guys -- I need to know everything about foundation, mascara, and whatever else you use.

Apparently Jesus Christ was supposed to return on earth during 2000-2008 period but George Bush stopped his second coming, according to evangelist K A Paul.

Hey Paul, you idiot, Bush is president till Jan 20, 2009.  We still have time.

I love when people have a great time just hanging out in a bar.

And yeah things can get quite hot in a bar with a topless bartender.

Earlier I gave you the nonsense that Sarah Palin spews out of her mouth every time she opens it.  My 6-year old niece is smarter, eloquent, and knows more about the constitution than she does.

I think we are now seeing the senior citizen moments of John McCain too.  He has no idea what he is talking about either.

God save America from Palin and McCain.

As previously reported McCain Palin have lost all hopes of winning the 2008 elections and their supporters are now wondering if God will intervene.

Now Gov. Sarah Palin is also begging Jesus Christ to rescue their campaign.

What a job!

Watch this adult video of a door-to-door saleswoman selling vibrators.

Hey, it is not to easy to look like Sarah Palin because you will need at least $150,000 to start with and then have a makeup artist at $400 an hour. 

Here is more on Sarah Palin's extreme makeover.

But I know many of her fans want to look like Sarah Palin and I think this Sarah Palin look alike did a pretty good job.

Even Japanese girls are trying to imitate Sarah Palin style.

One thing we know for sure is that John McCain is a womanizer.  And he is very selective too.  He just doesn't pick any women (like President Clinton who picked Monica Lewinsky who in my opinion was fat and ugly), he picks only the hottest ones.

Obviously, Cindy McCain is a hottie but is getting old.  That is when he picked Vicki Iseman but had to dump her when the relationship was exposed.

That is why he picked sexy Sarah Palin, ostensibly as a running mate, but in reality as a sexual partner.

But there are other women in his life and one of them is Nicole Wallace, another young blonde with a preference for mini skirts and peep toe shoes.

My scarf fetish continues.

In my private club (free registration is needed) I have a photo of this girl wearing a lace scarf to cover her otherwise topless body and yeah her thong shows on top of her jeans.

And another chick wearing nothing but high heels, thong and scarf.

And he was in the US Armed Forces and is now a firefighter.  Talk about contradictions and all the myths out there somehow if a guy enjoys wearing a panty somehow he is gay or crazy.

In my private club (free registration is needed) I am proud to welcome Heart Shaped Box.

OMG, the final hope that McCain and Palin had for victory is gone.  God has finally decided not to support McCain and even the religious nut Palin.

I think the end is here.  Let's party hard before it is all over.  Girls, come on over to my house.

In my private club (free registration required) check out 15 photos of hot girls from The Philippines.

I now realize that it is not just fun to chat with a Filipina; you gotta visit them.

I would not even think for a minute in banging a stewardess as hot as this one.

Dear wonderful people of Minnesota please exercise your best judgment and say goodbye to Michele Bachmann, an idiot that you should have never sent to Washington in the first place.

This woman is an embarassment to you and to American people.  It is time to elect a gentleman Elwyn Tinklenberg.

I am finally starting to see sexy girls in toilets ready to pee or pissing.

And then of course there are girls peeing outdoors.

And obviously there are women in the ladies restrooms doing naughty things.

Yeah you heard it right.

Even running mate Sarah Palin is opposing John McCain now.

God, the end of the world is here.

Remember this guy humping a girl ? I think this photo is not as sexy as that one but I love the look on their faces.

You can also look at this photo of a man and woman humping.

Have you heard terms like undressing a woman with your eyes?

Well John McCain has been fucking Sarah Palin in public by groping her in all the unexpected places.

My female colleagues don't even want to shake my hands.  "I have allergies," is the excuse.  Hmm...

I agree with Carolina Herrara that nothing makes a woman look more sexy than a crisp white shirt.

Guys don't be shocked if your girlfriend is secretly wearing your shirts.  I have lost quite a few of mine.  Some cutie comes over, we fuck around, and next morning, my wallet is in its place but my Brooks Brothers shirts are gone.

Hmmm....Worth it, though.

If U.S. school students were allowed to vote, they would elect Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama, according to a poll by U.S. publisher Scholastic.  Hmmm......even kids do not like an angry, cranky, old man lusting for a middle aged attractive MILF from Alaska.

Now comes another poll from Seven Eleven convenience stores that predicts that John McCain is going to lose.

These Japanese keep coming up with interesting things and I am not sure that all of it makes sense.  The latest craze is to lose weight with bananas.  Hmmm....to me bananas are symbols of something else.  Naughty me!

Here are some more resources:

Does morning banana diet work?

What is banana diet?

I should have put this post in the politics category but instead I am putting it in the humor category because it is simply so funny.

Republican primary loser and smooth talking used car salesman Mitt Romney thinks that Senator McCain will win the elections.  He is probably expecting a miracle.

I thought Barack Obama was already declared the president even before the elections.

In last night's debate John McCain proudly declared how anti women he is.

If that does not scare you already, remember that Sarah Palin also hates women.

No matter how hard he tries to distance himself from one of the worst American presidents, his own words are coming to bite him.  John McCain and George Bush are clones. 

Seriously!

Maybe yuck but a girl pissing in the toilet might as well experience an orgasm.  

I have heard from women who pee outdoors experienced a great sense of thrill because it was illegal and there feared that they could get caught. 

Have you pissed outdoors?  Write down in the comments area below.

After a somewhat better performance last night (I think Sen. McCain was somewhat better than previously but he was still a disaster because of his body language and the lies), bloggers are already concluding that McCain Palin ticket has lost the 2008 elections.

Maybe that is why RNC dumped Wisconsin and Maine from their list of states to fight in.

We are already in recession, headed for a possible depression and that means lower income for all Americans (except the fat cats on Wall Street that will get tax cuts if Sen. McCain becomes president, though, that is unlikely right now).

What it means for you?  Higher taxes for the rest of us, my friends.

I am cancelling all my shopping for 2008.

I was messing around with the Mysterygirl again and this time we were just blabbering away. Here are the most sexy parts of our conversation. You can also read my sex with steward and king-subject roleplay transcripts.
Her: really......;;)
Me: yes....u r hot
Her: :o) u r kidding...
Me: i am serious......i find u v sexy....body and mind both
Her: i'll be very happy if my bf told me that and has a kind attention as u...
Me: hey dont think about that....listen to what i am saying and enjoy the beauty of the moment
Her: yeahhh
Me: i think u r probably one of the sexiest (in mind) women i have ever met
Her: thanks... u too..
Me: and remember that u wont get everything that u want in life from your bf.......
Her: that's what I've been thinking
Me: so it is nice to have a group of friends and lovers....
Her: you're one of my lovers ;)
Me: yep...i am and proud and thankful 2 u
Her: i hope that it will never change...
Me: nope.....i promise
Her: but we won't be like this for a long time... you have to marry, me too someday...
Me: i think marriage shouldn't change everything.....
Me: is ur period over
Her: yeah, finally
Her: like to see the leaves flying...
Her: you're also a sentimental guy... how many percent do u think u have the feminine characters inside u? ...me, I'm 10% male, 90% female... lol
Me: maybe i am 40% f
Her: lol
Her: no... i don't think so...
Her: you still like gals
Her: like means attracted.
Me: actually I like only gals
Her: of course u do
Me: so i can be 40% f and still like only f
Her: but I think u have lots of male quality... notty... lol
Her: I don't like sissy men
Me: yes i a manly male and naughty one but i can also see the world from a girls eyes...
Her: ;)that's why I like u:">
Me: i can go to manicure and pedicure with my girl, i love to get a facial, enjoy shopping with a girl for girl clothes.....not many men like that
Her: ;)nice nice
Me: so girls dont feel that they are with a boy until they see the cock....lol
Her: I've got shocked the 1st time I saw a guy's thing when I was about 14.... just a pic...
Me: what did u feel
Her: disgusting
Me: omg....
Me: its not so bad
Her: it as more than 15 years ago...
Her: I never saw it... a junior high school gal
Me: i c......when was the last time u saw a cock this month
Her: last week, lol
Me: hmm.....
Me: bf?
Her: who else
Her: only a few ppl know I'm notty, not always a good gal, lol
Me: hey i will keep that a secret
Me: it is hard to be naughty u know....people judge u in a bad way
Her: yeah
Her: esp here...
Me: i mean if u told someone that u like to see men cocks...they will freak out
Her: =))
Her: but men are proud of having lots of women,
Me: a macho culture
Her: i wish i could have lots of men...
Me: i mean why not.....u already have 2 now...bf and me
Me: i guess the key is to open your mind and eyes open for the right guy
Her: if you're here, I'll run away with you
Me: i think that is the right attitude....life is too short to worry too much about what people will say
Her: yeah...
Her: there's no cool men at my office... damned, lol... that's why I dream of you all day...
Her: yeah.. but it's sensual when i'm thinking u wanting me
Me: well i think we are v compatible sexually
Her: :">
Her: you're notty.......
Me: hmmmm....and who was naughty the other day asking me to insert that cock in that juicy pussy
Her: :"> but sometimes i wanna be called with sweeter name....
Me: well....u r my darling but also my bitch...u know
Her: :)yeah... I'd like to have ur touch
Me: where do u want it babe
Her: ow my gosh....
Her: here and there...
Me: so i am not the only one that likes bikini babes.....and i guess i can visualize u in a bikini right now
Her: lol
Me: what about some fingeries inside your panty strap....i just touch that area
Her: idle hands....
Me: i know.....i wanna feel those pubic hair
Her: wanna be exposed by you
Me: let me raise that skirt of yours.......
Her: wanna open up to u
Me: ok raise it now yourself
Her: u throw it to the floor
Me: oh let me unhook it on the side and let it just slide on the floor.........
Her: u r notty... like a doctor examining his patient...
Me: OK.....knock the door in my office
Her: i'm in
Me: Hello Ms Julie, how are you today
Her: please check my... it hurts...
Me: Hm....what hurts my little girl...it looks as if u r in pain
Her: i need some touch and caress... I'm so thirsty...
Me: I think u are not thirsty for water...am i right?
Her: yeah.... i need you to quench this thirst of mine...
Me: Point out to me exactly where the thirst is girl....do not be shy....i am your doctor and remember you will only get sicker if you hide from me
Her: my boobs... feels so painful before and after my period..
Me: I know exactly what is going on.....these are those damned hormones and there is no medicine for them yet.....
Me: but i think there is a better way
Her: so what do you recommend?
Me: Well....with my patients I recommend massaging and sucking.....
Her: can u help me, doc?
Me: Well that is what you are paying me for.......Why dont you sit down on this table here..............
Her: yeah.. please check this here... put ur hands and squeeze..
Me: yes...it does feel sore and hard......
Me: let me open these buttons to check
Me: is that ok
Her: :">
Me: good....well.....i like this bra that u r wearing but I think it is hurting u.....
Her: open it...
Me: yah...let me put it aside so that your tits can breathe freely....
Her: i feel shy that u look at me topless like this...
Me: well Julie I am your doctor....maybe I cover your eyes with a mask
Her: but i want to see ur notty eyes on me....
Me: well then...just trust your doc....he will do no harm to u and you should stop being shy.......
Her: you got ur hands on me and it makes me giggle
Me: Well...does it feel good or u want me to stop....remember that I want ur pain to go away
Her: please release me from my pain....
Her: closer...
Me: yes...let me put some lotion on my hands and massage these swollen spots....
Her: ohhhhh
Me: i think it hurts more coz u have large boobies
Her: u look at me like that... are u on?
Me: yes....can u c it
Her: come up here and hug me, I feel cold..
Me: oh wow i feel ur boobies let me press em......is the pain going away
Her: the other pain comes...
Me: which one?
Her: the desire...
Me: oh....let me suck those nipples too and the desire will go away
Me: just relax and close ur eyes
Her: but you've made me longing more and more of your touch and squeezes...
Me: maybe then we need to try plan B
Me: it is hot really
Me: yes.....we will need to give you an orgasm in the hospital
Her: please....
Me: lie down here.....
Her: okay....
Me: i think coz it is so hot i gotta undress u completely
Her: what do you wanna do?
Me: i think your situation is v serious....
Me: u need to be fucked before it is too late
Me: u r being naughty....

The list of idiots supporting McCain and Palin is growing by the day as all the conservative intellectuals endorse Obama.

Ray Gilson of Corapeake, North Carolina, says, “She’s intelligent, she’s adorable and she has the audacity to speak her mind.  I’ve never loved a politician like I love her. I want her to be president someday.”  Thank God there are just a few of these jokers in America.

Here is another moron.  Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton has secretly named his newborn daughter Sarah McCain Palin.  He chose to ignore his wife's choice Ava Grace, which I think is a beautiful name. 

Thank God again that United States allows people to change their names and this poor girl will have no choice but to do that.  The McCain name is so hated in America right now that Republican Gordon H. Smith, right, a two-term senator from Oregon, is emphasizing his ties to Democrats in his race against Jeff Merkley and has completely changed his ads to dissociate himself from McCain and Republicans.

Another moron for McCain Palin is Diane Fanning, who works at a discount club.  This poor woman (I mean who makes any money at all at a discount store), started yelling: “Socialist, socialist, socialist -– get out of here!” and when she Sen. Barack Obama.  Later, when Obama came to her table and held out his hand to her to shake it and asked, “How are you, ma’am?” she declined to shake.

I am no etiquette expert but I do know that when someone is polite, you respond in kind.  Otherwise, it reflects on your character and definitely Ms. Fanning has demonstrated that she is a woman without any values at all.

Now as far as tax policy is concerned, this poor soul will never in her whole fucking life ever make $250,000 and will benefit under Obama's plan than under McCain's plan, but I guess I should pray for McCain's victory so that morons like this one can learn a lesson.

And Ms. Fanning America is already a Socialist nation and it was not the Democrats who did it.  Your darling president George Bush with the help of Sen. McCain just bought all the banks on Wall St and now McCain also wants to buy mortgages so that tomorrow we shall all be living in government owned homes.

OMG before John McCain was against it he was for ACORN -- this guy doesn't know what to say and when.

No wonder McCain and Palin are headed for a certain defeat.

It turns out that New Life Church in Colorado Springs is not what it used to be. 

I don't think that the homophobia is gone but definitely the support for Republicans is gone, pretty much like the rest of America.

Actually I am kinda starting to even feel bad for him but he deserved it -- he has basically turned into a man without any values at all.  No wonder he has turned off everyone.  I will miss Sarah Palin even more because she has brought incredible number of visitors to my blog and I have enjoyed blogging about all the juicy news about her (sadly that is all she has and Americans have realized that she would be a better pick for Hollywood than Washington).

In the so-called reboot of the McCain campaign, it is still more of the same.  McSame.

Yes, it means that you can expose your tit and look sexy.

If you are like me you probably have a tumblr.com blog or a tumbleblog.  One of the challenges there is that it is not easy to display the tags at the end of the post or a tag cloud in the sidebar.

I did a bit of research and what I have been successful in doing is to display tags for each post in my tumble blog.

1. Make sure that you enable custom HTML in your theme (copy all the code and paste it in a notepad file as a backup in case something goes wrong).
2. Now go at the very bottom and look for these two lines of code (if you copy the code from my page, make sure that you first paste it into a notepad file so that all the formatting is gone and it is clean code): end div tag before the {/block:Posts}

3. Once you find it, just above the  line, add the piece of code found on this page under the 
    title "Tags Example and from {block:HasTags} to {/block:HasTags}.

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As I write this, millions of Christian missionaries are trying to convince non-Christians to abandon their faith and convert to Christianity and embrace Jesus Christ. 

I have heard that in China, missionaries pretend to be English teachers or tourists or researchers to convince people to become Christians.

But will I ever become a true Christian?

The answer is probably NO.  It seems that Christians will hate you forever and will keep calling you by whatever your old religion is.

Senator Barack Obama was never a Muslim, he calls himself a Christian, and goes to church more often than many Christians do, but still Christians in America call him a Moslem.

So next time some missionary wants to convert you, think again.  You might be hated by people of your own faith and then never be accepted by Christians.

Courtney Cox admits to Botox use but says she did not like it because made her look like a robot.

I thought she was a robot.

My friends (Sen. McCain, thanks for letting me use this greeting) a word of warning to you.  If you want to live, you better vote for John McCain, because if you don't Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has already vowed to kill all women and send them to a special place in hell.

Now the Arizona Senator is enlisting the help of Jesus Christ to force you to vote for him.  

Arnold Conrad, former pastor of Grave Evangelical Free Church and a supporter of McPain, says, “There are millions of people around this world praying to their god — whether it’s Hindu, Buddha, Allah — that his [McCain’s] opponent wins, for a variety of reasons.  And Lord, I pray that you would guard your own reputation because they’re going to think that their god is bigger than you if that happens. So I pray that you will step forward and honor your own name in all that happens between now and Election Day.”

And the last thing you want to do is to invite the anger of Jesus, now that he is clearly on the side of McCain and Palin.  Or is it?  A survey actually says that Christians are supporting Obama.

I guess we will find out on election day who is the biggest god on earth and who did Christians support.  As I said before many racist Catholics are supporting McCain and Palin.

There are people that are in the middle of sex but can make phone calls, continue drinking, take photos, make a video, and even worse, keep driving.

Tell me what you have done while making out and share photos.

Here is a great photo of chicks with long tongues and using them in creative ways for pleasure.

The ethics investigation in Alaska is over and, believe it or not, 10 Republicans and just four Democrats have concluded that Governor Sarah Palin abused her power.  Apparently she did not like the public safety commissioner because he thought Palin was a mom worse than Britney Spears and wouldn't fire her brother-in-law just because Palin did not like him.

These are grounds for impeachment, definitely much more serious than when Sarah Palin embezzled taxpayer dollars.

While Palin is definitely going to lose but it will be so funny if she wins and then gets impeached in Alaska.

The answer is No.

He is a bad guy turned great guy.

McCain-Palin and Republicans are not doing a great service to this country by calling him so because it sends a wrong message to our children that no matter how you try to redeem yourself, a Republican doesn't care.

For all those Republicans lusting for Sarah Palin, one company has done great service so that instead of just masturbating to her sexy legs on TV, or wearing a Sarah Palin Halloween costume, you can now actually fuck her the way John McCain does.

Yes, the Sarah Palin love doll is out.  "Sarah Palin is one hot pundit! Sarah Palin bikini photos and sexy pictures of the Republican vice presidential candidate are steaming up the Internet. With that in mind, we here at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection...I mean election," says Autumn O'Bryan, Director of Product Development for Topco Sales. "This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters."

The doll won't debate you — and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings (pussy and ass) offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations says that she already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy — having been manufactured in China.

Take a look at these girls happy to release their piss.

I wonder why they are not drinking while peeing.

Banana sex is more entertaining than shoving a dick or a dildo in your pussy.  And here is the evidence.

Senator John McCain is complaining that Newsweek magazine did not photoshop Sarah Palin's face for their cover.

I mean what's wrong with these people.  They are airbrushing everything anyway and now they want to even airbrush her beautiful face.

If you are interested in perspective of a plastic surgeon on Sarah Palin's need for surgery this is a good article.

Remember how that bra fitter was measuring Nieve Jenning's titties?

It seems that when Chinese girls promote lingerie the TV reporters can feel their boobs.

What better way to make sure that the padded bras work before doing a report!

Girls now that it is guaranteed that Sen. John McCain and Sarah Palin will lose the 2008 election, have fun while it lasts, and it will definitely last till Halloween. 

Time to get your Sarah Palin costumes. 

I wonder why does anything to do with Sarah Palin has to be slutty.

You can also got costume ideas from Sarah Palin lookalikes.

You probably saw these ultra low rise jeans and thought they were sexy but look at these shorts that are designed to let the panties show above the waist.

No it is not whaletail or even an accident; it is fashion.

Do you guys get turned on by a woman in a power suit?

I mean I am talking of a lady all covered with practically no skin showing -- somehow it is so erotic.

OMG Sarah Palin will kill yet another woman Brigitte Bardot.

Ms. Bardot says, "By denying the responsibility of man in global warming, by advocating gun rights and making statements that are disconcertingly stupid, you are a disgrace to women and you alone represent a terrible threat, a true environmental catastrophe."

Things that women will do to look good.

I am not complaining; just an observation.

I like pretty girls.

Well don't go in your tracksuit (it is only for working out) but there is no need to do overdo it either.

Check out these two girls who know how to get it right without spending a lot of money.

These shoes give you an orgasm just by looking.

Talk about a shoe fetish.

I wonder if this is a new style of dressing for women.

I hope it catches on.

Many people wrongly assume that men are the only ones that read dirty magazines like Playboy or watch pornography but that is not entirely true. 

Millions of women are at least as naughty -- if not more -- as men like me.  In my private club I have several women members.

Oh as a geek what great news for me.

Science finally confirms that women do finally like nerds.

Now I know why girls come to me.

As many of you know I am a big fan of role play and costumes. 

Here is a very sweet male genie that any woman would love to fuck with a strapon.

Never mind it is in Spanish but I recommend this video of two Latinas and a guy.  You will see some crazy things happening like a girl in pink who is partly undressed and shooting with a camera eventually strips and joins the action.

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I like this video in which both men and women are out of shape, it is shot in someone's bedroom, the guy has a tiny dick, and the women look like your neighbors.  Just so as you know I have very little interest in those artificial actors and actresses in porn movies.  These people are real and you are more likely to run into them at the mall.  Plus you can see how they struggle to make a movie.

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Yes people have questions like:  pregnancy possibility without sex.

Like my previous post on first time sex for a virgin.

While it is now clearly known that Sarah Palin hates women and did not bat an eyelid charging rape victims for the evidence collection kit no one knew that she would contact God and make sure that anyone who did not vote for her will end up in hell.

"There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't support other women," she said.

Hey ladies be careful while voting because you really do not want to be in hell.  Remember that Sarah Palin talks in tongues and God only understands gibberish.

I read that the color for fall this year is purple, though, I did not realize that it also included underwear. 

I guess that means a lot of whaletails with purple thongs then.

Yeah thongs are getting even smaller than they used to be.

I am developing a fetish for flight attendants.

Maybe it was this Asian stewardess that started it all.

Alright you know my fetish for flight attendants. So it was nice to hook up with MysteryGirl again this weekend and this time we were on a private plane and I was the flight attendant and she the ever-busy executive on a business trip. Here is the cybersex transcript.

Me: Mam welcome aboard Sexy Airlines
Her: what's for lunch today?
Me: Mam we have spicy chicken sandwich with spinach salad.....
Her: yummy... what abt a drink
Me: Mam i am at ur service....u ask and I shall make it 4 u coz u look so tired
Her: does we just be alone here or there's other ppl aboard?
Me: Mam this is a private plane...i think u forgot but I know that u have been so busy all day in meeting and are tired.....
Her: so just u and me?
Me: well there are the pilots of course
Her: stewardess??
Me: I am ur private stewardess
Her: let me enjoy the lunch then u can give me some dessert
Me: mam...i will be right back....
Her: okay
Me: Miss Julie....here is your sandwich and salad along with a glass of chilled white wine
Her: yummy
Me: hmmm....thanks....i prepared it for u
Her: you're so sweet in that uniform
Me: oh thank u.....i am glad u like it
Her: yeah u are hot... the food was great
Me: oh thank u.....let me get these dishes out of ur way.....well what would u like for dessert
Me: u tell me and i prepare it 4 u
Her: what about you in whipped cream?
Her: :-P
Me: oh that sounds great.......
Me: I will be right back....
Me: ms Julie...look here is my cock covered with whipped cream and I put a cherry on top....how would u like to eat
Her: wow... like a banana split...
Her: I wander if you can put some ice cream on that
Me: oh here is some chocolate icecream
Her: it's a perfect delicacy...
Me: oh u can start eating any time....I am closer 2 u now
Her: let me get my spoon
Her: slurp
Her: sweet and cold
Her: no i wanna use my hands
Me: well sweet cold and hot too....i think i am getting hot here
Her: you're melting
Her: :">
Me: yes i am.......u better lick it fast
Her: slurp3x more.... and eat your cherry
Me: mam looks like the cock is 2 big now....i am sorry about that.....the airline laws say that i should not get erection......
Her: so....
Me: well i will do anything so that u do not complain to my boss
Her: what u gonna do.......
Me: u command and i can do it....anything ms julie plz be kind
Her: just come with me to the toilet and let me clean you there
Me: oh mam u r 2 kind.....
Me: oh here we are....it is nice in here
Her: it's too small for us
Me: ya i call it intimate
Her: i'm very close to u now
Me: yes......i can c ur boobies
Her: and let me clean your mess
Her: it's hot here
Me: oh ms julie u r just too good
Me: yes the air conditioning here is not so powerful
Her: so what u wanna do?
Me: well if u clean the mess with my mouth....u can suck it too...and that way i lose my erection....
Her: yeah I'd love too... let me open ur pants
Me: oh yes......
Me: this cock is naughty
Her: that's the same as ur eyes amd s,ile
Her: and smile
Me: oh no....ur tongue is do cold....feels good on that hot cock
Her: I'm licking you wilder...
Me: yes.....it feels that u r expert cock sucker
Her: and ur balls too under the chocolate ice cream
Me: oh god........u sure were hungry Ms Julie
Me: u r eating it as if u have been hungry for cock
Her: i love men in uniform
Her: so are u thirsty too?
Me: yes i am dying plz help
Her: open my blouse and I'll quench ur thirst
Me: omg r u sure.....ur boobs are so big and i have been looking at them since u came on the plane
Her: Really......:">
Me: yep they are round and full.....i bet they are nice to suck....
Her: so open my bra and suck it
Me: oh here is your red bra gone....and look at those nipples they r so erect
Her: I feel so shy...
Me: oh no but my thirst is going away.....
Her: you're sucking.......
Me: yes.....and i like to bite the nipple
Her: bite 'em as long as u like
Me: oh thank u ms julie i would like you to fly this plane everyday...i will be ur slave
Her: and now i'm melting as u do
Me: oh......but do u have any juice down there mam
Her: yeah
Her: lots of....
Me: oh great...when was the last time you peed?
Her: not too long ago, but I feel horny
Me: oh let me drink ur love juice then.....
Her: please
Me: wow it tastes like white wine my fav drink
Her: will you put your dick in there.......
Me: oh mam.......r u sure we can keep it a secret
Me: i am afraid about my job
Her: of course
Me: oh it is a pleasure 2 fuck u.....
Me: it is first time to fuck a slut like u
Her: I'm ad-dick-ted to you
Me: yes....let me slide it in your soft pussy now....
Me: god it went right in
Me: no lubrication needed
Her: ohhhhhh
Me: hey the plane moving
Me: no need to pump
Her: shaking
Me: i think the pilot knows we r fucking
Me: that is why he is flying the plane like this
Her: do it slowly...........
Me: does it hurt u bitch
Her: nope.... it's so hard and also so soft......
Me: oh good then let me push it all the way to your clit coz i feel it is hard as a rock now
Her: please......
Me: Ms julie ur pussy is awesome and now I want to flood it with my semen
Her: please.... it feels so warm
Me: r u ready to explode
Her: with you
Me: lets do it then
Me: here is my load
Her: i feel like an erupting volcano
Me: good u deserved such a good fuck after a long day
Her: yeahhhhhhhhh
Me: me 2.....i can see so much semen came out.....
Me: wow
Her: really.............
Me: yes i feel relieved....let me check ur pussy
Me: open ur legs...
Her: i am
Me: open ur lips apart
Her: yeah
Me: see the semen how it is coming out........
Her: like lava
Me: yeah...hey taste it here....lick my finger
Her: i am
Me: oh my god more semen is coming out.....do u want to eat it all
Her: let me eat it... taste like honey
Me: here....lick it from my hand.....
Me: u really r a slut
Her: i am
Me: i like girls like u.......hey i see that ur pussy is ready to pee now.....
Her: hmmmmmm
Me: let me massage ur pussy to help u pee....
Her: please..........
Me: tell me when u want to pee....i wanna c
Her: i wanna pee.....
Me: can't hold any more?
Her: yep
Me: ok release now......3, 2 1
Her: ahhhhh
Me: hey a lot of piss....and it tastes good....it is mixed with semen taste
Her: and whipped cream too
Me: yes.....i am glad that u tasted it....
Her: sweet..........
Her: and you're such a notty steward
Me: oh let us go back to our seats...the plane is about to land in Paris
Her: yeah.... please put on ur handsome uniform
Me: oh well....mam i must return to my seat......

Now even though Alaska Governor Sarah Palin thought that Catholicism was a terrible religion and converted to a Protestant, some Catholics are stupid enough to still support her and Senator John McCain.

Why?  Apparently because of their opposition to abortion.  Now it is no secret that most Republicans do not really support the right to life but do so in the hope that idiots will vote for them.  Many experts believe that Bush really does not believe everything he says because he said whatever needed to be said to win the elections and many evangelical morons believed him.

Now some Catholic morons are ready to believe McCain-Palin. 

But is the whole respect for life issue the most important in Christianity?  Not if you read the Bible. 

There are no bigger or smaller sins.  So adultery and gluttony are equally big sins but if you look at the cases of adultery among Catholics or how fat many of them are, they are simply being hypocritical. 

And I think racist Catholics are simply looking for an excuse not to vote for Obama.  The way these Catholics have allowed sexual abuse of children they also now want to find an excuse not to vote for a black president.

Sister Margaret P. Gannon, a professor at Marywood University, says, “Here in Scranton, racist attitudes often prevent us from seeing all of our fellow citizens and candidates for public office as God’s children.”

If you were wondering how did we end up making America a socialist state, the main credit goes to George Bush and Dick Cheney. 

But the seeds were planted by old man John McCain who has been around so long that his fingerprints are on every disaster that this country has faced, all the way from the disastrous Iraq war to current meltdown of the economy.

Nothing illustrates the danger of his approach more clearly than his central role in the savings and loan scandal of the late '80s and early '90s.

OMG even Karl Rove wants John McCain to lose.  Looks like he belongs to that group of Republicans that want McPain to lose so that the Republicans will have a chance in 2012.  I mean Bush-Cheney have destroyed the economy to a point that it will be nearly impossible for a president to do anything to help.

Minnesota and New Hampshire have both moved from toss-up to Obama, giving him 273 electoral votes to McCain 's 163, with 102 votes remaining as a toss-up...If the election were held today, Obama would win every state John Kerry won in 2004, while adding New Mexico, Iowa, and Colorado (9 EV) to his coalition, his analysis shows.

How could I miss this event?

Check out pictures of the beauty pageant for Salvadoreans in the Boston area.

The "Hips Don't Lie" singer Shakira has endorsed Senator Barack Obama for president citing his support for Hispanic causes.

I am yet to meet a Latino that is supporting McPain, oh, I meant, McSame, oh no, I meant More Of The Same (George Bush and Dick Cheney ), oh no, I really meant John Bush. 

Oh why do I keep getting it wrong?  I really meant senile John McCain and crazy Sarah Palin.

Hmm...I found this really bizarre contraption that fits on the nose and works like a dildo.

I discussed very early on that Republican men were lusting for Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and that explains why her support among men is much higher than that among women.

In fact John McCain has exploited Sarah Pallin's sexuality to the extent possible including posting pictures of stockings clad high heels to send subliminal messages to women (remember many women love shoes more than sex ) and of course to men who have been thinking of her primarily as a sex kitten.

Last night she played to that audience by winking and biting her lips.  On occasions she even tried to come across as cute and adorable girl who you could fuck right on your dining table in the kitchen while discussing how you can get government out of your way as you choke the life out of the Republican donors on Wall Street.

I think no one could have said it better than Republican douchebag Rich Lowry, "I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it."  And then he orgasmed spilling his load of semen all over the couch.

OMG even foreigners are turning against Sarah Palin after so many Americans are abandoning her and John McCain.

Islamic religious leaders in Pakistan have issued a fatwa (it is basically an order that allows any Moslem to kill someone without any punishment) against President Asif Ali Zardari for allegedly flirting with Sarah Palin when the two met at the United Nations during her meet-and-greet with foreign leaders. 

Apparently the priest was offended by Sarah Palin'e legs.

Listen to this conversation:

NPR: Given what you’ve said Senator, is there an occasion where you could imagine turning to Governor Palin for advice in a foreign policy crisis.

MCCAIN: I’ve turned to her advice many times in the past, I can’t imagine turning to Senator Obama or Senator Biden because they’ve been wrong. They were wrong about Iraq, wrong about Russia...

What has happened to John McCain?  He used to have some sense but now he really believes that Sarah Palin is a Russia expert even though she has never even seen Russia from an island in Alaska.

Previously I heard that Sarah Palin hates gays because that is what her religion preaches. 

But then she discloses that her best girl friend is a lesbian.  Hmmm....

And if I understood it right last night in the vice presidential debate, she agreed with Senator Joe Biden that McCain-Pallin administration will give equal rights to gays and lesbians; just not allow them to marry. 

This is in total contrast to the position of evangelicals who would rather wipe the homosexuals off the face of the planet (and replace them with Dinosaurs to push her creationist agenda).

But the reality is that this ticket is rather sympathetic to gays and John McCain's right hand guy is gay and he recently interviewed with Blade Magazine, a gay publication.  He hopes "gay and lesbian Americans will give full consideration to supporting me."

So it seems that they are FOR and AGAINST gays depending on who they are talking to.  Well, it might work since so many idiots are supporting Palin.

"Does she (Sarh Palin ) have as much experience as I would like for a vice president? No," said Republican Dave Schultz, a real estate agent from Warner Robins, Ga. "But I do think she could handle the job if it were dumped on her."

Guess what, if it were dumped on my 6-year old niece she could do it.  That is how royalty used to work.  We live in a democratic society and even if we assume that somehow we have to elect a Republican, there are much smarter women in the Republican Party -- it is just that Sen. John McCain chose her because he wants to fuck her now that Cindy McCain is old.

Check out this photo of a stripper performing at a party and no it is not guys who are drooling over her. 

See that woman who literally wants to eat her pussy out.

If you saw this girl in the mall you wouldn't think that she would strip down to her undies and then pose for a photographer.

Naughty girl

Apparently glucosamine and chondroitin do not do much good for arthritis.

Some tips here to lower back pain.

Remember this Sarah Pallin look alike from Asia? I found another blonde that looks like Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.

This is Japanese celebrity Ai Takake trying to imitate Sarah Pallin -- the only difference is that she is even sluttier than Sarah Palin with her shirt opened to flash her bra.

More Sarah Pallen

A girl licking a guy's nipples is always a great site.  

Since most of guys don't have breasts it is common to assume that guys do not have sensitive nipples or that they don't like them to be touched, kissed or licked.  On the contrary, my nipples are quite sensitive.

And that is why I call this guy a lucky bastard to enjoy this threesome.

I have said that men who wear women's lingerie are just regular guys and most do that with the support of their girls. 

This dude is one of them and as you can see his girlfriend loves it.

What I really find interesting is that his cami is stuffed with tissue.

It appears that it is hard to have awesome sex the very first time when you are a virgin.

I have a lot of tips for first time sex here.

Unlike your family doctor, a plastic surgeon wants your money, the procedure is most likely not needed, and his profit margins are high.

Here are some tips to prepare youself before a consultation for cosmetic surgery.

More evidence that it is not fair to real moms that Sarah Pallin is pretending to be hockey mom when she really is way too wealthy with a cushy job.

No wonder hockey moms are pissed and her popularity is tanking bringing down John McCain with him -- actually some experts now believe that McCain will lose the election because of her.