I am just amazed how confidently men are wearing bras these days and going public with their fetish and hobbies -- it is also nice to see that women in their lives are supportive.

Here is another very supportive gal who makes fake boobies on her man and then plays with them.

Can anyone tell me that Alesandra Ambrossio is deliberately showing her polka dot panties in this outfit or it is meant to be this way? 

I am not too sure because if she were wearing lingerie and it was OK to let your thong show like this she wouldn't be carrying a handbag.

For the sake of art, supposedly, but to create controversy in my opinion, Kim Catrall has taken off all her clothes and posed naked with other three girls.  For her age she is hot.

Yes, it is much more common to see men in bras than you would think. 

And while some men have boobs to hide others are simply exploring their feminine side with the full support of their spouses.

One might think that since the main sex organs are in the front that is how sex should be done.  Not really.  Try banging from behind.

Who came up with this stupid idea that you could not be sexy in the office?

I am definitely more productive and look forward to going to work if there are sexy colleagues to hang out with.

Ladies create an eclectic sense of style by mixing casual and formal pieces and keep your friends guessing the prices of what you wear.

Yes if you wear a $9 Old Navy tee with a True Religion jeans, no one would know.

So I thought that guys wearing girls panties on their heads were being funny but when women do it what does it mean?

Maria Carrey is no virgin but it is funny how she did not fuck Nick Canon till their wedding night so that it was special.  Apparently they were making out a lot but just did not penetrate.

Sounds like BS to me the way those people with virginity pledgers who keep sucking dicks all the time and consider them virgins.

Sounds like socialism to me.

No, honestly I believe that everyone should have access to everything, but Crestor manufacturers want you to take the pill even if you are perfectly healthy.

It may be time to speak to your doctor if you are taking Avandia because the drug causes heart failure and death.

Ouch!  Why do they manufacture these killer drugs?

Ladies an evangelical pastor is suggesting that you let your hubby bang you daily for 7 days and you will live happily thereafter.

I am sure Jesus Christ is smiling looking at Christians finally start to fuck.

I guess if you have access to Viagra and are a charming man you can always have sex, though, I hear that Kendra Wilkinson was bitching that Hugh Hefner did not fuck her.

Take a look at this photo album of girls who pose for photographs taken by their friends while they piss. 

No, these are not those hidden cams; these are simply women who love to be photographed while relieving themselves of urine.

I particularly want to highlight those girls that urinate in garbage bins or wash basins either for fun or the toilet is too busy.

The answer is No.  Most communities have severe fines and you could even be arrested for indecent exposure.  But in case of an emergency you can go behind a building and piss while friend keeps an eye for the cops.

More girls peeing.

Ladies do not be surprised if you think that you are past that age when a man would be interested, let alone a younger man.  Things are changing and mature women are now considered hot and desirable.

Read tips on how to find out if a younger man is genuinely interested in an older woman.

Yes, who doesn't get tempted by the hot wife of a close friend.

Here are some tips to bang your friend's wife.

Take a look at these pictures of college girls with big titties.

Check out this pics of college girls showing love to their classmates' boobs.

Yes, there are parties where people simply let their guards (no I meant clothes) down.  Yes any moment the tops are coming off now.

Read this beautiful story of a woman who is happy dating a man who is 16 years her senior. 

I don't know what he will do without Viagra in a few years but so far things are good for them.

A long time I switched from French Roast coffee from Starbucks to buy my coffee at Trader Joe's (for a coffee addict like me, it seemed like a big risk but saved me a lot of money).

After trying a few flavors I liked Cafe Pajaro which is organic and fair trade, until I saw Cafe Volcano and is supposed to be even darker roast.  It is not organic, nor fair trade, but I tried anyway.

Despite its name, it is not as dark and full-bodied as Cafe Pajaro and I did not like it.  I am sticking to Pajaro.

Yes ladies you can be a little girl again or even maybe for the rest of your life.

Barbie clothing line is on.

Anybody can lick another girl's boobies but to be able to lick your own.  Yummy.

I wish I could lick my own cock when I am too horny and wouldn't have to search for a sex doll.

I got this beautiful greeting card (I call it spam, though, since I have no idea who Tisha Creative is) but I guess it is a cute way to say Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends.

Parents of a one-year old girl asked the guests to write a birthday greeting (instead of bringing junk from ToysRUs) that will be sealed for now and opened on her 16th birthday.

Sweet idea!

Oh this rhinestone studded cami top is cute.

A must buy for any fashionable girl.

Have you noticed all those idiots who keep talking about a non-existent war on Christmas.

Now a moron from Wall Street Journal thinks that the American economy is in a meltdown because American is secular.

Who hires these idiots?

Remember how I told you that if you want to enjoy whaletail views check out the moms? Why? 

They are more likely to bend and twist.  The other day I was at a birthday party for a family friend and she had all these moms with their kids. 

There was this Brazilian mummy who wore a short skirt and when her child fell down she jumped to pick her up giving a great upskirt view of her white lace panties.

I am into roleplay but have really gotten into being a woman while my girl becomes a man. 

Yes, boys becoming girls and women dressing up as men.

How about you?

Oh yes a teacher has a right to spank a naughty girl in class.

Especially if she has it all written on her butt.

Oh God it is funny how these creative people design exciting products.

In my private club (free registration) take a look at this photo of a girl wearing panties with a pocket to store your tiny vibrator.

The so-called Christians tend to speak on behalf of God and claim that God hates gay people. 

The reality is that Jesus Christ never talks about hate. The reality is that the Lord loves the gays and lesbians as much as anyone else and that is what makes him God and those homophobes losers, many of whom are now without jobs.

Yes the homophobes just can't shut up so intelligent people have to fight them with humor.

To the long list of message thongs and message panties including Betty Boop panty here is another one: Kiss my butt panty.

Yes it perfectly healthy for a woman to masturbate and bring her to an orgasm.

Masturbation is the safest form of sex and in many cases better than fucking a dude who has no idea what he is doing.

So this Monday I thought oil had dropped enough and would rise again as it is already in 30s here, but guess what it is falling further.  I ordered heating oil Monday and while I had no choice since the tank was running low and I did not want to run out of heating oil, it will be interesting to watch what happens to oil prices.

Remember those experts who were predicting oil touching $200 or even $250?  Well, I was worried with even $100 a barrel oil.

If you know Dalloyau bakeries and cafes from your trip to Paris, now you can also go to a Dalloyau in Japan.

I have only been to the ones in France and I must confess that even though I am not a big pastry guy these guys are probably as good as Laduree.

This woman is too spoiled and I wonder why a man would even date her.

No surpise:  Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are over.

OMG I love those friends that do it.  I mean what can be more charitable than sharing sex with a friend.

In my private club, check out this photo of a woman who helps her girlfriend fuck her boyfriend.

Yes the best way is to ask the man to go high up and then get right under his balls and use your tongue generously as these two girls are doing.

Not a bad way to do it.

Another evangelical institution is in trouble.  Like Focus on the Family, Oral Roberts University laying off about 100 employees. 

Why?  Because they had to get rid of their president after a spending scandal (money on shopping sprees like Sarah Palin, home improvements and a stable of horses for his daughters at a time when the university was in financial trouble) and he still got $450,000 before being thrown out.

Oh Jesus knows how to take good care of crooks.

So I read about this fat chick who not only admits that she is fat but also reports that she looks so ugly that her husband doesn't want to fuck her.

Hey still there are things a fat woman can do to make her man happy.

Can you imagine that a UK company Intercytex is using skin from forehead of penis (obtained after circumcision) to prepare an anti aging skin treatment called Vavelta?

Sounds kinda creepy!

If you are an obese woman it is better to have weight loss or bariatric surgery prior to trying to get pregnant.

It is good for you and your child.

Good question, indeed.

Experts think that if your husband or wife refuses to satisfy you but for some reasons divorce or breakup is not an option it is OK to have sex with someone else.

Read this story of a guy whose mature girlfriend wants to end relationship just because he is too young.

How ironical?

Guys love to be in this situation.

My answer to that is generally NO but it also depends on the situation.

If she invites four more of her sexy girlfriends and they want to dominate (free registration to my private club needed) me together I am game for it.

I feel like burying my face between those butt cheeks.

I don't think there is a better way to study Biology than by a teacher who can demonstrate real human bodies.

That's right.  Sean Combs recommends that both women and men shave their hair in their private parts.

In case you are curious, I don't shave but I trim them. 

I think that way they don't get in the way while fucking or even while zipping up my jeans when I go commando.  Plus I think my cock looks bigger that way.

Both Nicole Kidman and Huge Jackman are married (not to each other, though).  And then they talk about kissing in the film Australia.

Oh I wish I was an actor, or maybe even better, a porn star.

It is perfectly safe to pack your inflatable fuck doll in your carry on luggage (vibrators can often be a problem since they are clearly visible on the Xray) during your business trip. 

Great way to masturbate.

And here is a whole group of people at a party abusing a sex doll with one guy actually trying to fuck it with a beer bottle.  Nasty and kinky stuff.

As many of you know Focus On The Family is a terrorist organization that spreads hate in the name of the Lord.  Yeah, these are the same folks that prayed for rain during Obama convention speech -- of course, God was mad at them and not only was it a beautiful evening in Denver, Obama became the president .

Then these dingbats prayed for Palin win but Jesus again told them to fuck off.

Then they put all their money in Prop 8 in California and while the California Supreme Court will eventually overturn the hate filled initiative they prevailed.

But Jesus is not pleased with these hatemongers.  James Dobson of the Focus On The Family is laying off 200 employees who helped him with his hate campaign.  The Lord refused to help them with their financial problems.  I guess where are the other terrorists who often write checks to them.  Oh I forgot, they are all facing foreclosures or have lost their jobs for being homophobes.

Jesus is truly the Lord.

I think when we think of a whaletail the idea is that it is a view from the back or in rare cases from the front.  I guess there is also a side view that can be entertaining.

I don't know I am rich enough yet to use it but I am not sure that I am ready to try the Aveda Men Pure Performance shampoo that seems to be getting rave reviews.

In the meantime SHE is sweet enough to let me steal hers.

I know sniffing panties is a big turnon for many men and women but smelling an ass can be quite delicious too.

If you thought Sarah Palin was a moron and Joe The Plumber is a joke then get ready for the comedy of 2012:  the dream GOP ticket of them together for the presidential election.

I have often wondered why should anyone even wear a swimsuit in a swimming pool.

Disgusting as it might sound once you try it, you might be addicted.

Yes check out this lucky slut whose Asian boy friend loves to get his tongue out and lick her butt in pink panty.

I just want to share with you guys in my area that if you are looking for good food from Thailand check out Chim Thai Cafe.

I used to eat at Mango Thai but now enjoy Chim Thai restaurant.

I guess the cops would have loved their jobs but after a controversy the Vietnamese police dropped an idea to measure boob size of women to allow them to drive motorbikes. 

I wonder what breast size has to do with riding a bike.

It is like eating after starvation for a week.

Women who do not have sex for years can become like animals while fucking again.

A woman has divorced her husband for 'cheating' on her in a virtual reality game.

These people have no idea about what is real and what is virtual.

If you like BBW you will enjoy seeing this sexy fat girl ready to pop a dildo in her mouth.

You will realize that by wearing a girdle or a bodysuit you can give a lift to your breasts without the need to wear a padded bra or having breast implants.

For those of us who have read the Bible it is heartbreaking to see that now

Christianity   =   HATE

Oh Jesus must be so disappointed.

As an atheist I am yet to figure out why the people of faith are so scared of them? 

Studies after studies have shown that the so-called God fearing folks commit far more crimes than atheists, and crime rates in Godless countries like Japan, Sweden, and Norway are a fraction of what we have here in America.

For bloggers like me the future of online advertising does not look all that promising.

The only good piece of news is that online advertising was strong in 3Q showing a 11 percent increase ($6B is  a record) over the same period last year.  However, it was up only 2% from 2Q.  Based on some data that I have seen at my office for Oct/Nov, the Q4 numbers will be more like 3Q.

I should still continue to blog, though.

One of the things that fascinates me is how other people watch while another couple has sex in public.

Notice the look at the third girl as this lesbian couple makes out.

Like many of my fans, I do have a fetish for Asian girls and I must say that Tera Patrick is a great example of what I am talking about.

These Asian women are hot.

I don't think you should have a right to sue if you want to have a boob job done by a dentist.

Oh these stupid people!

So Alaska Governor and Christian extremist darling Sarah Palin hates gays and also has enormous hatred for women.

Guess what she also hates me.  Yes, I did play some role in the embarrassing defeat of Sarah Palin but she is so wrong about me and other bloggers, calling us “those bloggers in their parents’ basement just talkin’ garbage.”

Ms. Palin, you truly are Wasilla Hillbilly and have no clue about the world.  First of all, I don't work in my parent's basement or any basement for that purpose (I hate to boast but I live in a 2,500 sq. ft. home with a very sexy home office).  I also don't wear pajamas while working, and contrary to what you might think, I make a respectable six-figure income from blogging.

So if you and the GOP continue to think of bloggers as inconsequential, you do so at your own peril.

Previously I wrote How to change background color in tumblr blog and how to display tags in tumblr blog.

This time a friend asked me how to use a picture, rather than a plain color, in a tumbleblog.  Here is how you do it.

First of all, in your tumble blog, do a photo post with the picture that you want to use as background.

Now open your blog and go to this post.  By right clicking on the photo you can find out its URL.  It will be something like http://data.tumblr.com/longra...

Copy it.

Now go to the html of your blog and around line 25 or so (it might vary by the theme you are using) you will see

Below that you will see

background: #fff;

Now what you should do is to replace the

background: #fff;

with

background: url(http://photolocation) repeat;

I guess there are some really naughty students out there or is that you work harder when you are not wearing too many clothes.

Remember how John McCain and Sarah Palin begged Jesus Christ to help them win the election?

Well this election gave victory to Barack Obama and also proved that Jesus Christ was not the god of gods.

Still Sarah Palin is hoping that he will appoint her the American president in 2012.  She says, "Faith is a very big part of my life. And putting my life in my creator's hands - this is what I always do. I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door. And if there is an open door in (20)12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."

Oh God, please help her and make her the GOP candidate forever because that is the easiest way for Democrats to rule this country forever.  That is the only way to keep America on top of the world.

Check out this pic of the Israeli hottie Bar Rafeli in a short dress.

I guess purple is the color of the season in Germany too.

I guess almost anything can be inserted inside the pussy but these two hotties are going crazy. 

That shovel is simply two big to get inside her asshole.

So we have the message thongs and message panties but this sure looks like a message boy short.

Alright we all like art made from food but here is something that is ideal for an adult party.

Look closely and you will see that this hottie offers "sexytme " but also has those fish symbols often seen on the cars of crazy Christians.   She even asks you to read the Bible.  In other words she will offer you sex like they describe in the Bible -- yep read it carefully; Bible is a lot more erotic than you think.

From DK:  Arkansas voters passed by a 57% majority, a vile proposition making adoption by homosexual couples illegal. As a result, 400 children are required to be moved out of homes they were already placed in and into group homes or orphanages, immediately. Arkansas already has three times as many children needing foster care and adoption as it has homes.

I guess Christians are now all about hate and not about love -- I am sure Jesus wonders where did he fuck up.

Hmm...not what you would expect.

Read these interesting tips for making a marriage work.

Hey if you have a great butt and then put on cute undies -- what else can I ask for.

And even worse money is being exchanged to participate.

Well I know that I am definitely headed to hell but it seems that many experts believe that dogs always go to heaven while most humans end up in hell if they did not vote for Sarah Palin.

Hmmm....take a look at this photo of two lesbian girls in their cute panties rubbing their massive asses.

If you thought only message panties were possible because the amount of fabric in a thong was so small, you can now see that you are wrong.

If you enjoyed watching Adrianne Bailan boobs pictures, then, you will not be surprised to know that someone has leaked her naked pics.

I actually don't believe many of these celebs when it comes to their racy photos being leaked.  I believe that if you do not want your nude pics to leak you should take better care of your data. 

Secondly, you should not take such sexy snaps in the first place. 

I think this is their technique to get as famous as Paris Hilton who would not be a pop icon if she had not leaked her sex video.

Considering how many of you have been having wet dreams about Sarah Palin, I have some good news for you.  Remember that the previously made Sarah Palin porn in the Nailin Paylin video starred a look alike.

However, thanks to Cezar Capone's serious offer of $2 million to her to act in "Palin Super MILF," we might actually be able to see her boobs and butt in all their naked glory. 

After all, she is simply a hockey mom desperately in need of money since the RNC have even taken her designer clothes away and her hair is quite messy after she lost her makeup artist.

538 is reporting that "that there have been irregularities in the voting tally. Although this is the least likely possibility, Alaska is a provincial state with some history of corruption, and Democrats ought to be making sure that too many of their ballots haven't been disqualified."

I told you: Alaska is a crazy state. 

After all it gave us criminal Sarah Palin and convicted felon Senator Ted Stevens.

Hey books are for nerds.

For the rest of the coeds college is about fashion.

Oh God girls look hot in those UGG boots. 

More please!

You saw these two girls push their pants down and unzip them to expose their underwear but wouldn't the fun become 1.5X if there were three girls doing it. 

And as always it is impossible not to get your eyes glued to pink panties.

Remember these girls that went to the beach in their bra and panties rather than swimsuits?

Well, here are two hot chicks that show up outdoors after a snow storm wearing nothing more than their bras and boy shorts/panties. 

I have to admit that those boyshorts with snowflakes and that colorful panty are cute even though I am not a big fan of beige strapless bra and I might have seen too many black bras.

I am switching to Diet Coke. I wonder why the Coca Cola Company has not hired her to appear as a model in their ads. 

She sure convinced me with that huge rack.

So what is special about this jeweled thong?

Well these thongs are sexy but they are a bit delicate too because the metal clasp can break and that is how Macrida Patterson got hurt from her thong.

So just be careful using them.

When I was talking about how Nadia Bjorlin has started a trend to just let your bra show through your top this is what I was talking about.

Mena Suvari also likes to wear her bra like this these days.

Here is another photo of a bra showing on top of a blouse.

Talking about a girlfriend massaging her lesbian lover's titties, here are a few lucky dudes playing with the beautiful Britney Spears look alike girlfriend's rack.

Hmm...girls if you don't want to be captured on camera, close your legs.

Or else there will be photos of your panties for us to see (free to register in my private club) .

You know all those young moms bending over to adjust baby carriages often deliberately use the chance to flash their thongs (photo is in my private club and free registration is needed).

Similar to how moms show whaletail at playgrounds.

A study finds that women have sexual problems but they don't seem to care.

Ladies then don't blame your man for banging someone else or going to a whore or a strip club.

An old girlfriend of mine wrote to me earlier this week with a story of her past. We were talking about orgies and she said that she wants to share her experience.

About ten years ago my husband Mark was gone for an entire year. He was on a ship that deployed to Central America to do counter-drug stuff. As soon as that ship got back, he transferred to another ship that soon left to the Persian Gulf. I stayed busy and the first six months went by pretty fast. When he left for the second time, it really got to me. I was at home with two small children and often ached for some adult conversation.

One day I was out in the yard early in the afternoon and a neighbor stopped to chat. She had just finished running. She’s a little Filipino girl with a body that all the men in our cul-de-sac seemed to drool over. She was in her mid 20’s at the time and not married. She liked to prance around in short shorts and skimpy tops. It was so nice talking to her I didn’t want to let her go and told her so. She told me that friends were coming over later and that I should stop by. I called my mom and asked if she could watch the kids and she told me that she had been wanting to come over.

As soon as she got there, I was off to May’s house. I rang the doorbell and heard her yell to come around to the backyard. I got there only to find May alone in a Jacuzzi, topless. I didn’t even know she had a Jacuzzi. I was really caught off guard by it all. She told me to get a glass of wine and to come on in. I said what about her guests and she said that it appeared they were not coming. Initially I didn’t have the nerve to take my clothes off in someone else’s backyard but after my first glass of wine, I began to feel different. While sitting on the edge of the Jacuzzi, I kept finding myself staring at her perky little breasts. I finally let go of my inhibitions, got naked and got in. No sooner than I got in, May got out. She came over, sat on the edge, straddled me with her legs in the water and began massaging my shoulders. It felt great. Her hands eventually wandered down to my breasts. She pinched my nipples and told me how good they felt and that she wished she had nipples as big as mine. I didn’t know what to think. I could feel my heart racing. I didn’t know if it was the hot water, being touched like that by someone other than Mark or what. I just closed my eyes and found myself really enjoying it. I was beginning to wonder if she was waiting for me to return the favor. I had always been curious about sucking another girl’s breasts and thought here’s my chance. Just as I was going to turn toward her, I heard a man’s voice, “hello”. I opened my eyes to see four guys, all about May’s age. I guess May could sense that I was about to freak out and she went back to rubbing my shoulders. She whispered in my ear that it was OK. I took a very deep breath. She then told me “watch this”. She then said, “Hey you guys gonna join us or just stand there staring”. It was if they all dropped their shorts at once because the next thing I knew there seemed to be four erections coming right at me. Just as everyone was getting settled, another guy showed up. May again whispered in my ear, “This one’s my favorite, his name is Theo, watch this.” She didn’t say anything to him; he started undressing right away. As soon as I saw his “dick”, the first word that entered my head was “ruler”. It looked 12 inches long and it wasn’t even fully erect. May said, “Theo, come sit between me and Mary” and then she got back into the Jacuzzi. By now it was crowded. I could feel guys on both sides of me. I had never experienced that before. I kept wanting to grab that long dick but never got the nerve. I always thought Mark was well endowed but Theo was, let’s just say, is in a league of his own. Just as I was beginning to feel comfortable with it all, the phone rang. My mom needed to get home to my dad so I had to go.

For the next few days, I couldn’t stop thinking about big Theo’s dick was. I never imagined a guy having one that big. I couldn’t stop thinking about it. After about a week I was outside again and May saw me and came over. She asked if I enjoyed myself and I told her that I certainly did. She asked if I wanted to come over again and I told her I wanted to but also wanted to host her and her friends at my house. I don’t know why I said it but I did. I made arrangements for the kids to spend the night at my mom’s house later that week. Trying to make a long story short… the party started in the Jacuzzi and moved over to my house where I had spent most of the day preparing lots of food. May came up to me (fairly drunk) and said “I’m taking Theo into your bedroom; come join us, I know you want him, you can’t take your eyes off of him.” I didn’t want to have sex with him. I just wanted to hold that big dick. I wanted to rub it against my face. After they were in there awhile (I really couldn’t remember how long), I thought its now or never so I went upstairs. The door was open a little bit. Theo was standing and May was sitting on the edge of the bed sucking on him. I’ll never forget the sight. The head of his dick was in her mouth, both her small hands wrapped around his shaft, and there was still plenty of dick to look at. I walked in, locked the door, sat next to May as if I was waiting my turn. Theo spoke, “glad you could join us” and he turned towards me. All I’ll say, it was if I left the planet. I had this huge dick in my mouth, May was sucking on my breasts, etc, etc. etc. May told me to lay on the bed, she spread my legs and started licking me. Theo straddled my upper body and I continued to suck on him. Theo and I both blasted off at the same time.

Please share your group sex story in a blog post or in comments below.

Hey go shirtless.

Shenae Grimes wears just a black lace bra underneath a jacket.

Naughty boys she did it -- Gwyneth Paltrow wears a sheer dress without bra.

And you probably remember Gwyneth Paltrow whaletail photo.

A Christian extremist church by the name of Westboro Baptist Church with ties to the Republican party is planning to protest at the funeral of Madelyn Payne Dunham, recently deceased grandmother of President Barack Obama.

If you live in Hawaii, make sure people that you go there and create a wall between these hatemongers and the funeral.  

I hope real Christians will join me in fighting these homophobes.

Read the case of a woman who is dating a divorced man who does not want to marry and just wants to be friends.

Hmm...only if that was possible.

It was a very emotional moment for me despite the fact that I had known since at least October 14 that Barack Obama would be the president.

Did you cry too?  If so, please say so in the comments.

I was so confident that Sarah Palin was just a slut that John McCain thought he could fuck for four years.  Sadly, that did not happen and poor grandpa McCain will have to find someone else.

According to Newsweek, one night, two top campaign aides, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter, went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin walked smoothly into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair, the way many women would do in the presence of other women or a man close to them. "I'll be just a minute," she said. 

And these poor souls were stupid enough not to take pics, but this is a good approximation.  Oh man life will be so boring with sexy Sarah.

Nymphomaniac Congresswoman Michelle Bachman promises to make out with President Barack Obama and based on her record I know she is serious.

While I wanted her gone in a way it is nice that she is back.

Since her pal Sarah Palin is back in Alaska, I will have someone to make fun of -- she sure will come out with more stupidities.

Obviously with President Barack Obama and defeat of Jesus Christ, the atheists and Godless people will rule the country, or at least that is what Elizabeth Dole argued.

Thank you all the people of North Carolina who listened to my pleas and defeated Liddy Dole.  She has no place in this great country.  Godless people are as American as those Christian extremists.

Pastor Arnold Conrad, the topmost leader of the Evangelicals in America, has implied that after the victory of Barack Obama over John McCain, it has been proven that "(Hindu, Buddha, Allah) god is bigger than you (Jesus Christ)."

It is now expected that Pastor Conrad will become a Muslim as many Christians claimed that Obama is a Muslim (I am sure it offends many people in the Islamic world).   I am also expecting that millions of Christians will now convert to other religions because their prayers were not answered by God and the battle has been lost to other faiths.

In the meantime in a conference call with God this morning, I am told that he has decided to forgive all these stupid people, as he has always done, though he tells me that his patience is running out.

Exactly as I had predicted October 14, John McCain and Sarah Palin suffered a humiliating defeat and Barack Obama is the new president of the United States. 

Here are my thoughts:

1. Barack Obama is not antiChrist.
2. Barack Obama is a Christian.
   
3. Neither William Ayers nor Barack Obama can be considered terrorists -- they will be in Gitmo by now. 
4. God does not like John McCain or Sarah Palin or for that matter all those "Drill Baby Drill " crazy Republicans.
5. Sarah Palin is a moron and she should stay that way in Alaska.

Oh yeah I have the same problem -- I still love all my exes.

I mean how can anyone forget an ex.  After all you loved them at one time more than anything else.

So don't even try.

A good demo of how you can fuck someone using your tongue as a phallic tool.

Remember the Katherine McPhee upskirt photo?  Well the disappointment was that she was not pantyless and even her pink boy shorts were kind of boring.

Not this girl with those cute floral panties!

Hmmm...looks like these Mormons hate gays.

They would find good company with Sarah Palin.

My heart is so saddened that so-called Christians call Barack Obama, a fellow Christian, anti-Christ?

I wonder what will they tell the real Jesus Christ.

God bless their souls.

And cute bras and those little accessories that drive me crazy.

I think I should also show bras drying on a clothesline.

And why would this situation not turn you on when a gal is putting her panties and bra to dry in her balcony while herself wearing nothing but a white bra and panty under blacky nylone?

And this dude is definitely a pervert like me because he is definitely enjoying himself sniffing bras and panties drying inside the room while is girl is gone.

You might think that sex is the last thing on people's minds (but those of you who watch ER know that is not the case) but when you see sexy nurses like this one the first thing on your mind is sex.

You can also enjoy this video of a slutty nurse with big rack in red bra under pink scrubs being groped by a horny patient.