After my January 2009 Caribbean vacation I am glad to take another vacation/business trip to Germany and Spain.

In the meantime please enjoy my blog and keep writing to me and/or commenting.

Love you all.

For the Halloween party at my shop that I work, we were encouraged to wear costumes to work instead of our usual jeans and shirts.  I don’t know where he got it but hubby brought home this sexy witch outfit for me to wear.  I thought it was too much (or you might say too little) to wear at an office party.  He said go for it, the worst they can say is that it’s too revealing and that I should take some jeans and shirt, just in case.  I was really nervous when I walked into the store but everyone really seemed to get a kick out of it.  Every store employee I saw stopped and said I looked sexy.  Customers also made comments.  I LOVED it.

At lunch Carl, my colleague, and I were in the break room when the grocery manager passed through.  He passed through again and said something but I didn’t understand him.  When he left Carl burst out laughing – “didn’t you hear what he said?  I’m harder than the witch's broom stick.”  I gaffed it off.  I really thought he didn’t say that.  Later in the afternoon I was bagging and he came up and said he had a Halloween treat for me in his office.  I smiled and said I’d come by after I took out my order.  

When I got back into the store I went to his office.  He told me to come in and sit down.  We chatted for awhile.  He surprised me by getting up and closing the door.  The sound of the door locking was deafening but next came the sound of his zipper and that really blew me away.  I was in a frisky mood all day but wasn’t sure I was ready for this.  By the time he turned toward me, his dick was hanging out of his pants and it was HUGE.  He came at me, I was still sitting in the chair.  He said “if you tell me to stop, I’ll stop.”  He then slipped both his hands into my dress and fondled my boobs.  His huge dick was throbbing right in front of my face.  It looked gorgeous.   I had to have it and started licking and sucking on it.  His balls were huge too.  Way bigger than hubby’s.  I couldn’t get enough, it was awesome.  He grabbed the back of my head and rammed his dick down my throat.  I gagged at first but knew that was better than having cum all over my face and dress. 

When he was done he said he could tell I was the type that could really go for a big dick.  He also said I could come back any time but we had to be discreet.  He then asked if I wanted to go out for a drink.  I told him I would have to change first.  He went to my car and got my extra clothes.  I changed in his office and we left together.  Several people saw us.  Discretion was the last thing he had on his mind.  I might as well call him Mr. Kiss and Tell.  

A week later I was in the warehouse before the store opened getting bags for the registers and another bagger suddenly appeared and asked if he could help.  We got to talking and then all the sudden he said, “I hear you give good head.”  I said, “you must have heard that from my husband.”  He laughed and said “come on girl, the whole store knows.”  I started to cry.  I felt like a true slut.  He hugged me and said “it’s not that bad.”  I hugged him back for a long time.  I then felt his hand slip over my breast.  

Then I could feel his dick getting hard.  I said, “let me guess, you want it right here.” He said he thought it would be safer in the milk cooler.  I told him to go in and get ready, I wanted to wash my face first.  When I got there he was ready, pants around his ankles.  Not a big dick but stiff as a nail.  I told him I wasn’t going to kneel on the cold floor.  He took some empty milk crates, turned them upside down and then stood on them.  By then his dick was cold.  It felt like a popsicle in my mouth .  

Over the next few weeks I was sucking on every guy who asked me to meet him in the back of the store.  It was fun, exciting and they were all very nice to me.  I was living two lives, the homemaker, team mom, etc. at home and warehouse slut at work. 

Hubby was oblivious to it all… I thought.  In mid December I was in full swing of Christmas shopping and asked hubby what he wanted.  He turned me around, wrapped his arms around me from behind (cupping both my breasts).  I could feel his dick bulging against my butt.  He then whispered in my ear, “I want you to bring home your boyfriend that has the biggest dick so we can take turns sucking on it.”  I was blown away, speechless, aghast, etc.  I didn’t know what to say.  The weirdest part was that he didn’t seem to be upset.  I finally said, “aren’t you mad?”  He said he was when he first found out but realized at his age and knowing that men in his family don’t have long life expectancies, decided it would be best for the family as a whole if he tried to look past my indiscretions.  Everyone has vices, mine just happens to be oral sex.  I asked him if he was serious about a threesome.  “Serious as a heart attack.”  I told him I would see what I could do.
 
On New Years Eve we took the kids downtown to watch the fireworks.  While waiting, I got a call from “my friend” Josh.  He had obviously been drinking and wanted to get together.  He said he was fantasizing about cumming in my mouth right at midnight.  I told him I was with my family and hung up.  Hubby asked who called and I told him “a friend”.  He pretty much figured out on his own what that meant.  He responded, “does your friend have a big dick?”  I didn’t really want to get into it with him so I responded, “not really”.  

While continuing to wait for the fireworks, I began to wonder, “is tonight the night."  I called Josh back and told him that I wouldn’t be available at midnight but we could get together after I got my kids to bed.  I said, “how about a threesome with my husband?”  He said, just tell me where to be.”  I gave instructions to our house and told him I’d leave the side door unlocked and to wait for my call.  

While hubby was putting the kids to bed I called Josh again and asked where he was – right outside the side door.  I told him when his phone rings again not to answer, come inside, up the stairs and into the open bedroom doors and to close the doors behind him, lock them, get undressed, etc.  I undressed hubby and laid naked next to him.  I handed him the phone and told him that if he wanted to start the new-year off with a big dick in his mouth then press “send”.  If not, go downstairs and lock the side door.  He pressed the button.  I told him my friend Josh would be up shortly.  We heard the door open and Josh coming up the stairs.  Hubby told me to lay my back on his front.  I was on top of him looking up at the ceiling when Josh came in and closed the door.
 
As I watched him undress, hubby reached around with his hand and started rubbing my pussy.  All of us naked, Josh just stood at the end of the bed and watched.  I said “hi Josh.”  Hubby said, “Josh, do you like these big tits?”  He said, “everyone at the store thinks they’re awesome.”  Hubby said, “then come over here and give them some attention.”  

Josh climbed on to the bed and started fondling and sucking on them.  Hubby kept rubbing my pussy.  It was awesome.  Hubby kept asking Josh if he liked my tits.  He kept saying yes.  Everyone seemed to be having a great time.  Hubby finally said, “Josh, you like sucking on big tits, she and I like sucking on big dicks; can we suck on yours?”  He made it sound like it was something we do all the time.  Josh laid on his back and said “go for it.”  

Hubby went first and swallowed Josh in an instant.  It was impressive to watch.  While Hubby sucked, Josh squeezed my tits.  Hubby stopped and said I know she is waiting for her turn and he rolled off the bed.  I moved in and started sucking.  Hubby said, “don’t make him cum yet so I slowed down.  All of the sudden I could feel Hubby at the side of the bed and he was lifting my hips for me to get on my knees while sucking Josh.  He wanted my ass in the air.  The next thing I felt was him spreading my cheeks and his tongue going into my hole.  I played with Josh’s balls and licked his dick while Hubby licked my hole.  I was in heaven but could sense what was coming next.  

Hubby grabbed my hips and started pushing his dick into my ass.  It’s tight and it hurts but he loves it.  After he got it all the way in he said, “suck on Josh while I fill your ass with hot sperm.”  It doesn’t take him long to cum in the back door and he soon exploded.  When he did he pushed the back of my head on Josh’s dick.  His dick went down my throat.  I kept pulling back and Hubby kept pushing down.  Josh exploded down my throat.
 
We laid there for a while and Josh said he had to go, got dressed and walked out.  I put on my robe and walked him out to his car.  When I got back upstairs Hubby was in the shower and I joined him.  When we got back to bed he said, “come sit on my face.”  He licked my pussy and squeezed my nipples.  I glanced back and saw that his dick was getting hard again.  I put it in my pussy and as Hubby would say, “we fucked our brains out.”  

About a week later I asked him if he liked it and said it was great.  I asked if we should have more “friends” over.  He gave me a kiss and winked.

Previously I included links to find out if you suffer from premature ejaculation.

Because if you do, there are things that you can do to stop premature ejaculation.

Now like me, if you want to be a stud, there is something else you need to check: how good is your erection.

That's right, if you want to fuck for a long time and give her an orgasm, you need to have rock hard cock to penetrate her deep and then pump well.

Developed by the European Association of Urology, the level of erection hardness is measured in a scale of one to four using the Erection Hardness Score (EHS).

Level one is like tofu (bean curd) where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it's not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it's hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it's completely hard and fully rigid.

So how is your dick?

I could not sleep on a Saturday night and went downstairs to check my emails and some websites.  I saw my friend from work was online and we sent instant messages back and forth.  Her husband is in Iraq . She suggested I come over for a glass of wine .  This was about 1:00 AM.

At work she had hinted several times that she wanted to have sex with me.  She even fondled my breasts in the back of the store that we both work at.  I decided to throw caution to the wind and go for it.  I wore short shorts and a halter top to let her know I was a player.  After a few glasses of wine , she made the first move. She told me to standup and then she kissed me.  It was unlike anything I had ever experienced.  Before I knew it the halter was off and my breasts were exposed to the midnight air.  If my memory serves me right, guys in the building across the street were enjoying the show.

At some point we adjourned to her bedroom...   I think only a girl knows best as to make another girl feel good .  Her smooth skin and smooth touch really turned me on.  I though my husband could suck my nipples for a long time, but Cara went on and on.  She couldn’t seem to get enough. 

I sucked on her tits too.  Hers were smaller but it was still a neat experience.  I finally said, “Come sit on my face – that’s what hubby always tells me.”  While licking her pussy I pinched her nipples just like hubby does to me.  She loved it. 

At some point we switched positions.  Her tongue just wasn’t the same as hubby’s.   His goes much deeper inside me.  I realized that here’s my chance to try something else that hubby sure seems to like, licking a girl’s ass.  I buried my face in her ass and rubbed her pussy with my thumb, just like him.  Cara soon exploded. 

She went back to licking my pussy and then I came.  We fell asleep naked on the bed.
 
Going into this adventure, I assumed I’d be home way before anyone got up because it was a Sunday morning.  By the time I got home, hubby and the kids were all up and were wondering where I was at.  I told them I went to my mom’s which was a stupid thing to say.  The kids bought it but hubby saw right through it as a lie because of what I was wearing.  I never wear clothes like that to my mom’s house.  He didn’t say anything more, just walked away. 

During the last six years I've gone from soccer mom to sex machine.  I've pretty much been the "sex machine" ever since I put that first dick in my mouth way back when I was fifteen years old.  To make a long story short, I acted on my older sister's advice, to make sure this boy from school called me for a second date.  My sister said that no matter how bad his cum tasted, don't spit it out, swallow it.  I did what she said and discovered that it really didn't taste that bad.  In fact, I kind of liked it. 

I didn't date a whole lot before I met my hubby but whenever a guy kissed me goodnight at the door I would rub his pants.  As soon as he was hard, I'd take him to the side of my parent’s house, unzip him and get down on my knees.  The best part of the entire date was always, always, always the instant his dick went into my mouth.  The first time I sucked on my husband was actually on our second date.  Once we were alone in his room I suggested a shower.  His was by far the biggest dick I ever saw and when I put it into my mouth.  I knew in an instant this was the guy I wanted to marry.  I know that's the wrong reason to want to marry someone but hey I was only 20 years old and besides the marriage has lasted almost 28 years.

Going from AA cup to DD cup really hasn't changed my sexual appetite but certainly did wonders for creating opportunity.  Basically I can get just about any guy I want, anytime I want.  I just unbutton the first few buttons on my shirt and ask him to meet in in the back of the store I work and help me get some more bags for the registers.  Once back there I unbutton the rest of my buttons, put his hands on my breasts and go for his zipper. 

Some of these men cum so fast, I wait longer for them in the back of the store than I get to enjoy them. 

Hubby and I went to a fine dining restaurant a few months ago and while we were waiting for our food, he started drilling me about how many dicks do I suck , how often, etc.  I told him he was going to spoil the evening so he stopped.  He said he was just curious and I believed him but I didn't think that the restaurant was quite the right place to talk about it.  I also told him that I doubted I was quite the nymphomaniac he assumed I was. 

After dinner we were walking to our car and I got a text message "Madam, I was wondering if I could help you get bags in the morning."  I had to show it to hubby and told him that it's not the quantity but the quality that matters.  I told him that I still remember when that kid was on our oldest daughter's soccer team.  His mother regularly shops in the store and sometimes I take her groceries out to her car and we chat.  While chatting I always have this crazy urge to tell her "your teenage son's dick is HUGE, I can't get enough of it." 

Hubby grabbed the phone from me and started sending a response.  He was giggling so I couldn't imagine what it was.  After sending the message I got my phone back and read the message, "I'll be sure to bring my knee pads."  No harm but kind out of character for me so I worried Chris might think something was up.  His response to hubby's text message was classic - a happy face.

My new fantasy is to suck a customer off in the parking lot.  Lot's of men hold the door open while I move groceries on to the car seat.  I know they are looking down my shirt.  As I move from grocery cart to car (bent over), my face often passes fairly close to their crotch.  Before I leave the grocery business, I'd like to reach for one of those young military guy's zipper.  To suck a well hung stud in broad daylight in the parking lot, shielded only by the cars and the open door, you have to agree, would be quite an experience.

The controversy over Billy Ray Cyrus and daughter Miley is now heating up.

I hope parents will pay attention and stop their kids from watching her -- she is a poor role model now and is turning into a teen slut.

It appears that not only senior citizen women are dating they are dating younger men.

Money can buy any thing.

I am amused how some girl talk can be so superficial.

Looks like clothes and boys are the main topics.

It is very common for girls to compare boob size but now I am learning that women compare how their pussies look.

If you are scared of divorce you have enough reasons to be.  It has a huge emotional and financial cost and it can take months to years to recover from it.  But if something is not working out you gotta pull the plug and a bad marriage meets that criteria.

I guess if something is not making you happy why keep doing it.

In other words if you are in a bad marriage leave it sooner rather than later.

I was surprised that there were Louis Vuitton panties out there and I am equally shocked that Burberry actually has a line of underwear.

It is not just in the movies that men fuck blowup dolls.

And if are so politically inclined there is a Sarah Palin fuck doll now.

And if you think men are kinky, think again.

Women fuck sex toys all the time.

Yep girls like peeing together.

You also saw women peeing outdoors even though it is illegal.

And then I am sure you realized that girls peeing at home is something to be photographed.

After all what can be more sensual than a girl on a toilet seat and is about to sit down ready to piss.

It is good to be sexy in the toilet too, but what beats all is when a lady manages to urinate like a man in a men's rest room or urinal.

Now I am not sure what you think but this slut is basically trying to take a leak like dudes with her pink panties down, a cigarette in one hand and basically admiring the urine flowing out of her pussy.

You saw Eva Mendes nude so this should not come as such a big shock but what I like about this picture is that her buttcrack is so clearly visible and the panties are so sheer that you can see all the way. 

Hey, somewhat better than Evan Mendes whaletail moment.

I also love her white seethrough top with a bra so clearly seen.

Those of us who watch a lot of Japanese porn we can get a totally wrong idea about how real Japanese girls are. 

It is the same for American porn too -- most American girls are nothing like the adult movie stars that the rest of the world sees.

Yep some exes don't realize that the relationship is over and it is time for them to leave you alone and go find someone else.

Some tips on how to get rid of an ex who does not want to leave.

No woman should suffer if the husband is an asshole.

Leave your husband and get a life rather than be unhappy.

I know way too many sweet women living with morons.

My wife told me her bush would need trimmed again very soon.She said this is what u need too do.I want you to buy a baby doll nighty,with crotchless panties.And not on line.Now being 6'3 290.were would i find something to fit me.I found a store who had what i needed.I got there first thing when they opened.a thirty something big breasted women was working.She said may i help you.I had decided that i was going too just come out and say it was for me.That's what i did.i need something in a size 3xor4x.She said let's gather a few things so you can try them on.I thought what try them on here?

She went and put about twelve items in the dressing room.She said that if she could give any other help just let her know. I tried on a black see threw first.Being that these are made for big breasted women,i had a hard time getting them adjusted.She came by and ask how you doing.i told her about getting the straps adjusted.oh i can help you.not even thinking i opened door .now i had worn my pink panties.She made the straps fit, not saying a word about my panties.After trying every thing on.i decided on a red lace cami.You could see my areolas and hard nipples perfit thru it.

Just i was getting ready too take the cami off,she said will you need panties with these.Oh yes i had gotten so caught up.i had forgotten.Do you have a pair of white really lacy crotchless panties.see tapped on the door and this time i knew what i was doing.i had removed my pink panties.Just me my red cami and my shaved balls and cock.i opened the door as she handed them too me,she made the comment on how sexy i looked.These panties were perfit.they had about six rows of lace.and a red silk bow,at the top.We talked for awhile about my items and i told her a brief story about my wife getting off on the lace rubbing her trimmed and shaved bush.She said her huband really gets off when he plays with her priced nipples.i said i been thinking about getting mine done.does it hurt?yes at first,then it gets really arousing,I've only seen them in magazines.but i think i want the bar bells.That's what i got she said.Would you like too see.Well now she had seen me naked.i thougt what the hell.Yes i would.We went too the back room,where she lifted her top a bra,Now there was a really nice set of 46 D.they was firm,and nipples had too be a good one inch long.i reached out and touched them i seen her eyes close.i was sucking on them when i had too stop because a customer came in.I said good bye with ever intention of returming. The night came for the bush trimming.I put om my red cami,white ruffled panties.She right away grabbed my semi-hard cock.No babe i wont last.Let me finish you.

As i trimmed her,i could see and tell she was turned on.Her clit stood up.i could see her cum oozing out.As soon as i got done she said fuck me NOW.I did'nt make it i shot all over shaved pussy.She said give me the panties.i did as she said.she took the panties and rubbed her pussy with the lace and bow.now here i stood still dripping cum watching my wife finish her self off.After awhile she told me how sexy i looked,and how turned on she was seeing me like that.But,here goes the But thing.

If you can't control your cuming.we might have too find someone who can.What did she just say.this women has never wanted another man before.Hum

me: hey babe i am ready for some licking on the cheeks
her: :))
her: hahahha.... are u horny?;)
me: yes......what abut u
her: that's the same things as mine... I just like to observe... lol...
me: hmmm.....
me: naughty gal.....a voyeur u r
her: :">
her: what about I imagining u and another gal?....
me: r u....with who?
her: with... u choose that... :D
me: what abt a girl called Julie?
her: :">
me: i heard she likes to lick a lot
her: May I lick ur neck... I like to kiss behind neck...:-*
me: start at the cheek then go along the side below the ears and then to the neck and then back......
her: :-P
her: u r so smooth... like a fine porcelain
me: yes i am and i am enjoying your tongue.....
her: do u like to kiss???
me: yes...bring your mouth to my mouth and let me eat your lips
her: ur lips are like cherries....
me: can u suck them plz
her: of course... sweet... yummy...
me: i want 2 touch ur tongue
her: touch it here...:-P
me: that feels good it is so pink already
her: :">
me: do u want to kiss my armpit
her: just touch 'em and feel ur arms.... kiss it all along...
me: wow that feels so sexy sweety
her: playing ur fingers....
me: wow....i love it girl
her: then caressing ur chest
me: yes poke your nails in my chest
her: I scratch you because u r so naughty...:">
me: oh girl u sure know how to please a guy....u will make me happy
her: then I take ur hands to my body...
me: yes where do u want me
her: to my boobs... but not yet open the shirt...
me: oh yes i am happy to fondle them over your shirt......i feel the bra inside ur shirt
her: hmm... feels so good... it's itchy...
me: hmmm....let me use my finger to scratch it a bit....how does that feel
her: hold it there and squeeze more...
me: here u go it is nice to touch.....it is exciting to see your face feeling the pain and pleasure at same time
me: let me squeeze harder
her: yeah that's what I feel... and you too...
me: good i like to give u some pain....coz it is also pleasure
her: I'll start to rub your Mr. Happy... mmm... it's hard....:">
me: is it....can u feel it
her: yes.... I want to open ur pants... and have it in my mouth...
me: u want to see it........then open the zipper girl....
her: widly I open ur zipper and rub that again... make you feel the pain.... you're blushing..
me: oh that feels good....i like the way u press it....it hurts baby
her: then I push down ur latest defense... ur underpants and play with ur balls... feels so soft..
me: oh....do u like my underpants.......arent they cute......
her: yeah... as cute as u
me: oh thanks i wore them for u......coz i know u like cute panties
her: then I start to lick your lollypop, I know u want it...
me: yes get that long tongue out u bitch.....
her: sruuuppp...
me: god u r good
me: yes press it with your hands and sqeeze
her: then it's ur turn to expose me...
her: open my clothes
me: r u ready if i tear ur shirt
me: here it goes
me: god that pink bra is lovely
her: :">
her: then u slowly throw them to the floor...
me: it is gone baby and those lovely tits r in my hands now
me: let me massage them 4 u
me: omg.....they r so juicy
me: how tight
her: it's so good... u r a Cassanova
me: let me suck your nipples,......tell me when it hurts....
her: please... I love lil' biting.... u r so thirsty...
me: oh ya....u slut....here it is .....let me bite those nipples....now does that feel better....
me: let me also massage ur titties......
me: now can u feel the pain.....
me: u like that tongue?
her: yummy.... you're a naughty man indeed...
me: so u r enjoying it......and what happened to ur hands bitch....why r u not pressing my cock
her: I'll give u the pain of waiting, love....
me: hmmmm......let me get lick the other tit
her: you're licking like a baby...
me: well i m ur baby
her: then...
me: u r my mama slut
her: oh u make me wet......
me: hmm...feed ur baby u bitch.
me: put that nipple in my mouth
me: it is hard like a grape now
her: it's so sensitive.... deep inside I feel the pain....
me: good.....because i want to hurt u tonite....u have been a bad girl
her: I lay bare in ur arms... u exposed me to the very details of me...
me: hmmm but u bitch.....why r u still wearing ur jeans?
her: u can open that now... I'm in heat
me: ...i thought so....i can smell ur pussy juice slut.....
me: here is the jeans gone
me: omg...that panty is so cute
me: i like those flowers.....
her: take it now... can't hold anymore... please insert ur lollipop... sweet
her: can't take it anymore... ??? LOL
me: hmmm
me: so u r begging
her: please...
me: well u r not getting it coz u have been naughty 2 me
me: i will punish u
her: please stab that sword to me...
me: no.....i need to suck ur nipples....they are 2 fucking good and tasty
her: u r naughty boy.....
me: guess what u r naughtier than me....teasing me all these days
her: :-P I like to imagine boys have their lollipop erect... or masturbate...
me: yes i am erect
her: even i try to peep an urinating man... lol
me: i know u r a slut......
me: i knew it from day one
her: love that I;ve made u horny...
me: yes u did coz i like whores like u
her: :">in my day I"m a nice gal
her: o:-)
me: that does not matter coz i can see right behind u
me: i dont care what pepole think of u at work
me: coz i know in your mind u r someone else
her: :">
her: then let's continue... coz I'll go to sleep soon in ur arms...
me: now r u wet
her: yeah.... juicy and ripe...
me: hmmmm how do i know....put your finger inside ur wet pussy
her: u r so naughty and so sweet... a curious boy...
her: like a biology student...
her: wanna pop my cherry....
me: get that finger out u bitch
her: then insert that manhood...
me: yes i will put that finger inside u slut
her: hmmm.... please make it quickkk=P~
me: ok now open your pussy and let me insert that massive cock
me: i bet it hurts
her: ohhhhhh............ I feel like I'm bleeding.......
me: yah i see the blood coming out...but bitch enjoy it....u r not a virgin any more
her: if feels.... hmmm....
me: let me pump u......is it 2 big 4 u
me: i m pressing ur titties now
me: and sucking ur nipples
her: it fills me... inside and outside u have me...
me: yes....and u r enjoying it....u sexy babe....i c it in ur eyes
her: you too....
her: we're together now... ups and downs...
me: yes....and i didnt know that u were such a good fucker
her: that's becoz of uuuuu...
me: hmmm.....u r really wet inside....the cock is moving so easily
her: oh my... you're hot... and sweating....
me: and the juices are leaking from ur pussy....do u feel them even around ur asshole
her: it's because of ur notty hands.... let me trap ur lollipop in my venus flytrap...
me: do it now.....it feels good.....i want to tear your flytrap
her: it's the 1st time... it's tight... and I have you inside as if you can't get out....
me: i can't coz ur pussy is trapping my cock......
me: let me touch your buttocks
me: oh i am pinching them now
her: plumpy...
her: naughty
me: oh yah i like to slap it
her: ouch....
me: good....does it hurt
me: here is another one then
her: hurts... :((
her: :">
her: come on....
her: stop...
her: then continue ... take me to the top...
her: satisfy me...
me: here is another tight slap for looking at other mens cock while they are peeing
me: tell me u r a slut
her: r u jealous...
me: no....say it
her: :-P
her: I'm a slut.... no gal like me... I'm the one...
me: good.....
her: ur Goddess of Love...
me: i like it when u follow orders
me: tell me that u like fucking me
her: please.... I like it very much... I love to have u.....
her: all over me...
me: good.....how does the lollipop feel hitting your deepest corners
her: it's so.. heavenly....
her: u have me...
me: do u want the semen?
her: U gonna ejaculate.... again n again....
me: oh yes give it to a hungry slut like u
her: please... let me feel the peak....
me: let me stick my tongue in your mouth
her: hold me... kiss me again here and here and here and there....
me: yes...let me suck that tongue of urs
me: oh those boobies....they need some massaging
her: yummm
me: u want some saliva on those nipples?
her: wet me all over....
her: I feel so sexy
me: hmm......r u touching yurself
her: u know that.....
her: :">
me: no say it.
me: i dont know anything
her: i'm.... it looks like you're really with me...
me: u like my lollipop
her: sweet, hard, smooth....
her: big....
her: like a tower
me: good.......how does the warm saliva on the nipples feel.....
her: it makes me feel sexier than ever... spray ur semen on my boobs...
me: hmmm....so u r ready for the semen......
her: yeahhhh.... the feel....
me: but i am not ready to spray yet....
me: make me come u slut
her: hmmmm... please.... I feel that I'll reach the peak...
me: what will u do to make me cum now
her: I'll lick your neck and shoulders and tickle your skin..... you most sensitive areas...
me: no u bitch....i am gonna take my dick out from your hot pussy and insert it in your mouth.....
her: oh.....
her: lemme suck it...
me: good girl....how does that feel
her: yummy... like a hot dog...
me: can u taste ur own love hole juice
her: yeah.... it's a bit bitter...
her: ou sour...
me: i know...i have tasted it before
me: it sure makes me feel horny......
her: hmmmm.....
me: let me come now....do u want to cum with me
her: yeahhh...
her: please
me: where do u want the semen u slut
her: on my boobs.....n no, please in my venus flytrap... if feels the most there....
me: good let me stick the dick right inside your flytrap....
me: i am pumping the last few times.....
me: and playing with your nipples....
her: ohhhhhh
me: my finger is inside your mouth
me: suck it.......
her: i'm sucking....
me: here it comes the explosion....
me: rub ur pussy julie now
me: i am rubbing my cock here
me: my left hand is playing with my cock
her: so do I.........
me: here is the juice inside ur pussy....feel it?
her: ohhhhhhhh..........
me: ooohhhhh
me: ooooooo....
me: i c the semen
her: :">
her: it's hot....
me: it is alot today
her: hot... and thick....
me: what came out of ur pussy.....
her: slippery
her: u know.... the luv juice.....
me: good......can u smell
her: yeah....
me: good....r u wearing a panty
her: it's wet......
her: i have to change it......
me: good....i think i made u happy....did i?
me: u made me feel awesome
her: yes..... mmmm....
her: now I can sleep with u beside me....
me: yes....let me smell ur panty
her: smell it.... here......
me: oh god it is delicious
her: yours too
me: did u like fucking
her: with u... It's only with u here...
her: we're making love without being 2gd....
me: hey it is all in our heads...that is where orgasms happen
her: yeah
me: and for some sexy girl like u it is not right to deny your sexuality...it is good to just accept it and enjoy your body
her: love u
me: me 2
her: for being so sweet to me
me: u r welcome
her: i'll miss u tonight...
her: wanna sleep tonight and dream bout u naughty boy
me: yes...plz....i hope u have nice dream
her: :">(:|
her: :-P

A friend of mine went from being flat chested to DD cups, thanks to plastic surgery. She did so because her husband wanted her to and paid for the boob job. Now he likes her to show her tits around and he enjoys all the attention and secretly watches men and women staring at her boobies. She gave me an update this weekend.

For my husband's birthday we went to The Cheesecake Factory. I wore a white button down shirt tucked into a black denim skirt. We had to walk several blocks from the parking lot to the restaurant. Little did he know that at each crosswalk I discretely unbuttoned another button. By the time we walked in to put our name on the waiting list, I was completely unbuttoned down to the waist and he was oblivious to it. After he talked to the hostess he turned toward me and got an eye full that he wasn't ready for. I told him "happy birthday".

We were told that it would be a 45 minute wait. After waiting inside for awhile, I said "let's go outside". I had fun with all the attention from people passing by and I could tell he was enjoying it to. A few dines asked if they could get their picture taken with me. Matt was taking the pictures for them. We finally got seated and got lots of attention from the staff. Guys were coming out of no where to ask if everything was OK. So that's my new thing. Walking around completely unbuttoned and no bra. It was a little awkward when I ran into my cousin and aunt at the mall but they finally said that they had heard that I had gotten implants and that they really looked great. I ended up telling them the whole story about my three surgeries to go from AA to DD.

You have probably heard of the King of Swaziland who holds a ceremony in which girls in his kingdom dance topless in the hope that they could be chosen by him as his bride.

Me: Announcement: Girls, this is your most important day.Me: You have to prove to your King that u r special...
Me: Girls r u ready
Her: you have to take the gals by force...
Me: Hmm...hey U minister u shut up....I gotta check these gals by myself....
Me: Yes Master......
Me: I walk to the group of girls sitting terrified.....
Me: Hm.....God they look cute.....
Her: Oh no... is he looking at me?
Me: hey u why r u making eye contact with me
Me: dont u know i am ur king
Her: please forgive me, your honor....
Me: oh ya....u probably like looking me....is that right u bitch
Her: please don't hurt me
Me: oh u talk back 2 me....is that what you learned in school....
Me: move that ass from that chair and come here
Her: yes your honor
Me: why r u still looking up...look down u slut.....
Her: i am
Me: good...i like gals that follow orders......
Me: now let me look at your face.....
Me: hm....those eyes look good
Me: hmmmm....the nose is cute 2
Me: show me those lips
Me: now open ur mouth.......
Me: let me c that tongue
Her: i am opening my mouth....
Me: take that tongue out
Me: looks pretty long 2 me
Me: do u like to lick
Her: not in front of ppl
Me: no....that is not how it works.....
Me: when u r my princess u do what i tell u
Her: yes...
Me: good.....now demonstrate ur licking skills ....
Her: i'm licking ur face... and neck... and chin...
Me: oh i like that tongue.....
Me: r u shy
Her: yeah i feel shy...
Me: but u r licking as if there is no one here....
Me: u r slutty - exactly how i like
Me: keep licking my nipples u bitch
Her: i am.....
Me: good.....do u see all these girls watching u
Her: yeahhhh
Me: and how does that make u feel
Her: i feel naughty
Me: so now u like licking in public.....
Her: i feel stripped
Me: good.....all these people are looking at u and enjoying your show
Me: i see some girls are already looking horny
Me: many of them are already touching
Me: their tits and pussies
Her: ohh that's so hot... what about the guys
Me: oh ya look at all those guards on the sides.....
Me: look...what do u c
Her: they're horny
Me: look at their cocks.....
Me: do u see how they opened their zippers
Her: they're touching their cocks...
Me: yes their cocks r out now and they r rubbing them....do u c
Her: what they gonna do...
Me: u gotta put up a show for them and make them horny more...
Me: they wanna c ur titties
Her: ohhh nooo please don't open my gown....
Me: oh yes u slut keep ur mouth shut and open that damn gown...i am gonna rip open these buttons....
Me: look i wana c ur boobies
Me: and my guards are already rubbing their dicks
Me: oh lovely tits....
Me: why r ur nipples hard
Her: you're teasing me more and more....
Her: I'm topless
Me: yes...coz i am playing with those titties....r u horny now
Her: yeahhhh... i am on fire
Me: and let me put those undies down......
Me: u should show ur pussy 2 me
Her: please... do as you want
Me: oh yeah u r now enjoying all the attention......u bitch...even all the girls are showing their pussies....
Me: ladies and gentlemen here is the juiciest pussy in the kingdom
Me: look at all those curly hair
Me: and let me open those pussy lips
Me: how pink inside....
Me: hey u bitch.....open that pussy
Her: I'm exposed...
Me: good.......now if u want me to pick u as princess.....u will need to fuck me
Her: I am ready My King
Me: so u r enjoying fucking in public
Me: why were u shy before
Her: because of you... but all of them are enjoying it too
Me: hey guards today i want to do it doggy style....grab this bitch and put her in doggie position
Her: ahhh
Me: oh god the dick went right in....u r so wet.....
Her: melting like ice
Me: i am enjoying fuckin u....move ur butt baby and enjoy the lollipop
Me: how is your asshole...looks quite ready for my rod
Her: ouchhh
Me: u like anal sex 2?
Her: with you everything's okay...
Me: u bitch.....i am enjoying fucking but more than that look at the guard in front of u
Me: do u c his rod
Her: yeahh what's he gonna do
Me: he is gonna stick it in ur mouth
Me: open it u slut
Her: i am
Me: u got 2 cocks now.....how does that feel
Her: it's hurting... but I'm melting..... more and more
Me: so do u want juice in both holes?
Her: yeahhh please
Me: i am ready to explode.....where is your hand bitch....r u about 2 come?
Her: here it is....
Me: try to orgasm....i am about to release and i see the guard is already releasing his sperm inside ur mouth
Me: god the sperm is coming out of ur mouth
Her: ahhh
Me: suck it clean it......
Me: and i am releasing my milk in your anus
Me: u r so tight there.....
Me: how do u even go to the bathroom
Her: it hurts........
Me: oh wow....the milk is out now....i am spent....how about u
Her: i'm wet
Me: wow.....people of this kingdom....here is the future queen.
Me: and dont mind the sperm coming out of all her holes
Her: naughty king
Me: how was it queen
Her: sweet... notty.....

Looks as if even if little girls grow up they do not stop playing with dolls; they just play more dirty and naughty games like breastfeed them now that they have boobs.

These sure will go through airport security without any questioning.

And if you insert them in your pussy and get caught just start licking them like a candy.

I think we should think of Brazil only in terms of thongs and samba.

The horror that Tameka Foster had to go through for her cosmetic surgery in Brazil means that you can't trust their doctors.

Hey all those dudes in Japan, you don't have to spend a single yen on Valentine's Day. 

Japanese girls give chocolate to men on Valentine's Day.

You probably know that Kelly Brook has big boobs.

But since she is a slut she also likes to go braless and then wear seethrough dresses to expose her pink nipples.

I am sure you found it quite kinky when guys wear panties on their heads.

But guess what women do it to.

Even men are using strapon dicks these days and couples have figured out how to please each other with dildos.

In this interesting setup a girl with a strapon on her forehead is getting ready to fuck her girl friend's mouth.

While all the girls here are hotties notice the girl in the center and maybe she has such a cute smile because her white panties are showing under her mini skirt.

Not bad with those white thigh high stockinged legs.

A crush can go away as easily as it came -- just realize that it was just a crush.

Mine went away after I realized that she liked really tall men, which I am not.

When I think of those Christian terrorists who like to call themselves born again evangelicals, the image that comes to mind is that of people who fuck only to make babies but basically they hate sex.

It turns out that I was wrong.  Apparently Jesus Freaks actually fuck like freaks. 

Yep, the god of the evangelicals Pastor Ted Haggard was not only banging his wife but also male prostitutes.

Well, the poor man was thrown out by the God fearing Christians but I was shocked to hear that his wife Gayle decided to stay with him despite the fact that her hubby was masturbating in front of gays, sucking dicks of other men, and getting his ass fucked by men. 

She even told Oprah Winfrey about their "amazing, highly intimate relationship" and "great sex life."

Hmmm...that definitely aroused my curiosity.  It turns out that if her husband is a dog this slut is a bitch and defies all ideas you might have about evangelical women being sexless. 

A dude (Grant Haas) that was fucking Ted Haggard has told Michelangelo Signorile, that Gayle and he got a dildo made in the shape of Ted's big dick and then used it inside her pussy and Ted's asshole.

What a great kinky idea?  Why didn't I think of it before?  Here is the video.  And does anyone know how much does it cost to get a custom dildo made?

Well there are the so-called clothing optional resorts but this far sure is funny.

Perfect for dudes like me that enjoy braless and or pantyless girls.

Yes, contrary to what your priest/pastor might tell you, it is perfectly normal to fall in love with two men at the same time. 

I guess at some point you will have to make a choice, though, there are a lot of polyamorous couples (different from swingers).

Read this story of this dude who gets a nice play to stay and a woman to fuck and then doesn't pay towards the bills.

I wonder why women date losers.

There are so many couples that enjoy crossdressing together and many women love dressing their men in their underwear and then fucking them as if they were girls.

And what can be more erotic than both the man and his girl friend wearing pink bras?

I am all for road trips especially if it means getting to see girls driving in bras.

A big rack needs not just a great support bra but the large hands of a man to prevent sagging.