Sure it is fun to ride a real cock when a man is around but during those times when it is hard to find a long dick to fuck it sure helps to let a dildo slide inside your pussy.  And it comes in pink.

Well what else do you expect at a group masturbation party -- get that magic tongue out if you can find it on time; if not, the fingers do a pretty good handjob.

Yep, like guys, women can masturbate as easily.

Alternatively you can masturbate by humping vaginas.

And this hottie is rubbing her vagina on the chest of a friend.

We all know that some men have a bra fetish and these dudes wear both female bras and panties.

And some get really sissy and love cute flower prints on the brassieres.

Considering my preference for FFM sex I wish I was this lucky dude. 

Sandwiched between those two sluts I would be in paradise.

I had previously strongly recommended that couples fuck outside the bedroom too.

How about starting with the dining table?

While personally I wish that Republicans will simply disappear into oblivion (if the current trends are any indicator), some experts think that America is better off with more than one party.

I mean the American Taliban will soon need another party because GOP does not want them around any more.

First a woman has to give babies to a man so that he can call himself a dad and then that motherfucker blames her for being fat or having saggy boobs or looking old -- and then those ladies have to worry about keeping their husband's interest in them alive.

This is not a world fair to women.

Remember those men in pink bras?

Hey dudes also like pink panties.

So you saw panties on head and also saw a bra eye mask but this is so weird.

Even better a platinum blonde wearing a brassiere is a big turn on.

With those round breasts anyone will be turned on.

I am so intrigued why coeds like to take their pics in bras.

Well not as luck as this guy playing with the breasts of two chicks but I must confess those Asian tits are quite tempting.

Similarly I envy this dude who gets to press those two globes together to create a cleavage and kiss her cheeks.

And yet another lucky man posing with the tit in his hand.

If all you want is a good fuck, my advice is not to waste time on dating, because there are easier ways to get sex without even paying for it.

If you want a serious relationship and marriage then dating is a good idea.

The eternal question that makes a woman sleepless: does he love me?

I think if a lady would spend more time fucking him till he can't get a hardon no more and less time worrying about his love, she will be loved forever.  Sounds brazen but girls, this is the truth.

One of the disadvantages of aging is gray hair (I have 'em too and hide them by coloring) and being a guy the last thing I want to do is to color my own hair -- what a mistake!

My wonderful stylist Cara charges $22 for my hair and $55 for my hair color and with tips it I end up paying $90 each two months.  Ouch!  I am not sure if I will ever cut my hair myself but I am considering buying hair dye this time.

Pissing is not the only thing that girls do.  They shit too and some of them are not embarrassed to do it in public.

And I don't know about you but my mind thinks so clearly when I am taking a shit.  She is like me.

And this hottie is so absorbed in contemplating her vagina during the process of ablution that she even forgot to smile.

Whether you play strip poker or just decide to strip at a party I think parties should not be just about food and alcohol.

Hmm...at anything but clothes party it helps to try Saran Wrap skirt that also shows gstring.

Yep, I love see through dresses.

Oh I love to see what alcohol does to women when they don't know how much they are drinking.

While sometimes the South West Airline stewards and stewardesses can come across as a bit cheesy but I often welcome their humor after having a tough day working or when I am headed for a vacation.

Enjoy this great video of a Southwest Airlines rapper flight attendant making the announcements on the plane.

My fellow tblogger LadyG wrote a post about pure sex and that is why this news item caught my attention this morning.

A church giving sermons about sex may have to find a new home. Brevard (Melbourne, FL) Public School District's risk-management department has threatened to boot New Hope Church out of Sherwood Elementary because of a worship series titled "Great Sex for You."

Church leaders mailed 25,000 fliers, asking residents "Is Your Sex Life A Bore?" The three-week program kicked off inside the school auditorium. Pastor Bruce Cadle had said the Christian church has been "shamefully silent" on the taboo topic.

Sounds too good to be true?  Isn't it? 

A woman that does not marriage and only companionship.

Among all the stupid girls pissing and behaving badly this is the funniest:  she shows her Tampax that she is going to use soon.

Am I guessing it right?

Does this chick look she is wearing a Mary Poppins costume?

Remember Wesley Francis Cox of Boulder, Colorado, who stole girls underwear?

I know it is illegal to steal, but what is even worse is kill a woman and then steal her panties. 

That is exactly what Philip Markoff, the  accused murderer now known as the Boston area Craig's List Killer, did -- he appeared to be collecting women's panties, which investigators believe were"souvenirs" from his alleged victims.

Hey all of you with a panty fetish like me.  You don't have to kill a lady; just ask her.  Most women that I have asked were happy to oblige by offering their soiled panties to me.

Hey we live in bizarro world anyway.

So why not some crazy cell phone designs?

Even in India she is popular.  Yes, First Lady Michelle Obama appeared on the cover of Vogue India.

She has already appeared on the cover of Vogue USA.

Is pink the color for this summer?

Dior 2009 summer makeup line makes it appear so.

Yet another great addition to my message panties album.

See the complete collection here.

I guess for me the biggest thrill is to see a panty with a cute message when the girl takes her clothes off but in this case, the message is for everyone:  have a nice day, boys.

Remember how I showed you how to drill a Republican chick?

Well it seems that the only way conservatives know how to treat their women is to abuse them.  So they came up with a brilliant idea that the best thing to do is to teabag each other.  No, silly, it does not mean drinking tea; what teabagging means is to take your balls and shove them down the mouth of a woman, though, gay Republicans will put their scrotum inside a man.

Oh the GOP is nothing but a bunch of sleazeballs.

If I were president for even a day I will make it illegal for girls to wear anything else over their bras during summer. 

I think chicks should be in their brassieres alone for the pleasure of men.

And here is a group of MILFs on the street in just their brassieres.

As I said before girls, beer and lingerie go so well together.

And did I hear it right that women who drink beer have big boobs?

I need to start drinking beer I guess.

Read the sad story of this girl dating an aggressive, angry, and dominating man that she is scared of.

I too like to act like a dominating man sometimes but only when I am doing roleplay.

I think if I were with a 19-year old, it sure will feel strange, though, I wouldn't mind it.  LOL.

In any case I can understand why this 60 year old lady feels guilty and strange dating a man who is just 42.

Hmmm.....a zipper in front of a swimsuit.

Sounds my kinda outfit on a chick -- easy to access the boobs while making out on the beach.

If you are one of those dudes that think that you can fuck any girl because you got money, you are in denial.

My experience tells me that when a woman decides who to go home with, almost always she picks the guy with the perfect body.

Yep, try getting a solid body by exercising just 10 minutes a day.

So let us say that you want to go from 180 lbs to 150 lbs.  Does 30 pounds sound like a lot?  It does.

But basically it means just a pound a day.  I love small goals because they do not overwhelm you.

Try this diet for losing just 1 pound per day.

I almost came when I saw this hottie in white and black.

I just hope she was wearing a black bra underneath that white shirt -- my fetish.

Yes, North Carolina Senator recommends a run on the banks.

Time to replace him with a sensible Democrat!

You would think that Wall Street banks would stop their shenanigans after bringing us here.

Nope.

The crooks at Goldman Sach are still massaging their numbers to mislead investors.

Yet another slap on the face of Christian and Mormon homophobes.

Steven Colbert ridicules their stance on gay marriage and equal rights for them.

A girl's biggest nightmare: boy friend still in touch with his ex girlfriend through email and/or text messaging.

I wonder why people breakup then if they cannot get over them.

How is it possible that a 62 year old man can be with a 21 year old chick?

Is it that he must have a lot of money (which I don't)?

Yet another addition to my message panty collection.

Yes, it is nice to advertise a company on your ass.

A strapon dildo does things that a cock can't.

For lesbians strap on dildos provide a great tool to stimulate each other.

Even guys use strapons because a penis cannot be hard forever.

I have seen some very crazy message panties out there but this beats them all.

The Kesslers, hubby and wife team now wear panties with their photographs on the butt.  How romantic!

When group masturbation is not an option (definitely better way to get yourself off) then all you gotta do is to push your hand inside your underwear and start massaging the pussy.

I might have a fetish for polka dot panties I think.

If you like neon pink panties then why not matching lace bras?

If you enjoyed girls peeing like boys or ladies in restroom or women pissing outdoors or girls on toilet seats or girls pissing together or women peeing or simply chicks being sexy in the toilet then you must enjoy these hotties being silly in the lavatory.

A lot of people actually love to sniff an asshole and surprisingly enough it smells pretty good unless you are the type that eats spicy food or garlic.

Isn't this chick helping her boyfriend sleep better by blowing her fart right in his face.

Nice black thong though!

And if you are hanging out with this slut she announces her passion for farting by wearing appropriate underwear.

Licking an asscrack can be a lot of fun as long as you do not mind sniffing asses.

So if your girl friend exposes your coin slot at a party make sure that you smell good down there.

It is no secret that if you drink a lot of beer you will piss more frequently.

The solution is to drink wine or other hard liquors.  Or better still, make sure that you are close to a toilet while you get wasted with alcohol.

So what if a ladies restroom is not immediately available and it is potty time.  Hey you gotta improvise. 

Piss wherever you can push your panties down and release the urine.

Now if you don't get an erection at all, then you suffer from erectile dysfunction (ED) and you need to consult your doctor to see if you need Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis.

Many men actually have an erect penis when they want to fuck but the cock is not rock hard.  A flaccid dick does not go inside the pussy deep enough and your girl will be unsatisfied.  A not-so-erect penis may also not touch all the parts of her vagina.

Try this technique to get an erection in just one minute that will last as long as you want to have sex.

Have you ever noticed that men who are otherwise inferior to you (in job, income, looks, physique, etc.) seem to be the ones that attract the most girls in bars or at parties?  And there you are with your cool job, nice car, and money in your wallet holding a drink wondering why chicks pay no attention to you.

Reason?  I hate to use hard words but it is basically because you are man that lacks confidence.  Trust me, sometimes losers have more confidence and higher self esteem than very successful people.

Try out this book that will tell you how to be that dream man for women even if you are technically a loser.

I know how awful it feels when someone refers to your thighs and uses an offensive term like that.  But like anything else in life if you do something about it in a systematic and organized way, you will see results.

I also like to say that keep your expectations realistic.  If you are really overweight you won't become Paris Hilton overnight, but you will get better than before.

I love the program by Victoria Johnson to get thin thighs.

Lucky bastard that he is to get to play with boobs of such a hot blonde.

Let me share a secret.  If you fantasize about massaging big boobs it is not easy.  You can get tired pretty easily if you do not have experience and strong hands.

But like anything else in life you can learn to massage tits and do it well.

I think this girl knows exactly how to hold the titties the right way.

Here is a coed massaging the pussy with a magic tongue.

My naughty message panties collection is growing. Here are three other cute messages: well rounded, future MILF, and sweet cheeks.  Butt cheeks that is.

The best way to see the complete collection is to follow this Yahoo link.

A girl can wear fishnets anyway she likes it and it looks great.

For example I also loved this fishnet top that clearly exposes the bra.

I wanted to share this email from a fan.

"I have been wearing women's nylons panties, bras and a laced teddy all my life.  My mother would dress me up when I was a kid  and she saw that liked it and she asked me if I wanted to wear them all the time and I said yes and would buy them for me.  It felt so good next to my skin and it was cool when the air hit my body.  I told my lady friend and she wants me to show her all of my lingerie and she said she would be happy to go out with me dressed that way."

A girl using a dildo ?  Awesome.

Two women fucking with a two headed dildo?  Priceless.

There are so many myths about crossdressers and the worst is that they are gay.

Or that these men wear girlie clothes in secret and are embarrassed about it.

On the contrary, many men do it proudly and have women that love them that way.

Here is one dude dressed as Paris Hilton with his girlfriend.

And then two men dressed up in women's attire party with their gay-loving girlfriends.

And here is a girl sucking the nipples of her crossdressing boy friend in a tank top, white skirt, and ladies handbag.

And then these two couples party all dressed as girls.

And an Asian man wearing a white bra over cargo shorts with his slut girl friend.

And these two sissies are partying with a cute chick.  Notice that the dude in the front has no boobies but the bloke at the back, well, take note of the pink bra hanging on his arm -- he is about to wear it.

So you bang someone who is not your spouse.  Then you realize that it was wrong because your innocent spouse has no clue and is under the illusion that you are deeply in love with him. 

Hey, if you think that you can just forget that extramarital affair, think again. Surprisingly it seems that even sweet things in life can come to haunt you.

Trust me women love to fuck as much as guys do and if a lady is showing reluctance in fucking you it is because she can sense it that you have no clue what to do in bed to her.

David Van Arrick has some great tips on how to give mind blowing orgasms to women so that they will beg you to fuck them.

So you hated your husband or boy friend because he did something mean or even worse, you did something mean.

There is hope.  You can love your husband again if you try.

Yes, prejaculation is a condition in men, also called premature ejaculation, in which a man ejaculates (or comes or cums or releases his semen/cum) before he can penetrate a girl or before the woman can orgasm.  Typically it means that the relationship will be over soon or if the woman does not leave she can never become a mother as pregnancy is impossible.

Here is a good program to join to learn how to fuck longer and last longer in bed.

Contrary to what I would have expected a woman commits adultery and gets hurt.

I think her husband is the one who should feel hurt and get an apology.

Indian slut Padma Lakshmi fucks a burger from Hardee's.

I will never eat a burger again.