That is why I always tell guys to get some balls.

If you come across as someone who does not have self esteem women will dump you.

More shoe fetish fun.

Beyonce wears these incredible shoes on the red carpet

I don't know how practial they are -- I find them more appropriate for the bedroom while fucking.

Believe it or not but scientists have found that the more semen you ejaculate the better is your sperm quality and that is having more sex or ejaculating by masturbating may improve chances of pregnancy.

Awesome news for any dude whose wife is trying to get pregnant.

Or contact me if you are unable to have sex daily.

Previously I posted a link on how to fuck a fat woman.

Now I have a question.  Robert writes, "I'm married to a big woman, and lately we've had problems of a sexual nature.  She thinks I don't go "deep" enough, and I have tried to make things work.  Please can you advice on best ways to please a big woman?"

I am assuming that she has gained more weight lately since you mention that this problem is somewhat recent.  Obviously, more fat in the private area means that the penis may now not be able to go deeper.

The second possible explanation is that as men age (particularly if they also smoke or drink a lot), their erections are not as hard as before.

I think what you might want to try are different positions in which she is comfortably able to spread her legs behind and you can then penetrate her.  You can also try to enter her from behind.  What I am suggesting is that if you can eliminate any body fat coming between the penis and the vagina, you can achieve deeper penetration.

If this does not work, your other option is to try to stimulate the walls of the vagina by moving yourself inside her in circular motion rather than back and forth manner.

I also tell my fans that if she is still not able to orgasm, do all of this, and then not be embarrassed in using a sex toy to help her climax.  There is nothing wrong with a couple that uses external help to achieve sexual heights. 

A reader sent me his sex experience story:

"We decided to hit the road and find a hotel.  When we got there it was waiting time again in the lobby.  Since these hotels are very private and even if there are other people they are all for the same reason -- that is to fuck, you feel more comfortable.  So she sucked me as we waited.  From the way she performed oral sex, it appeared that she was a professional.  I had heard that Japanese women were very oral but this was nothing like what I had imagined.  We soon checked in to our room and we felt more comfortable and relaxed in our private room.   We kissed again and undressed each other slowly.  When she was completely naked I was mesmerized by her beauty.  Despite bearing three kids her body still looked like that of a young woman.  We both could feel our love for each other and how much we wanted to be with each other all this time.  She was also going the extra mile to give me more than what I wanted but she was also making sure that all her fantasies and desires were satisfied too. At that moment she wasn’t someone's wife.  She was free and became mine. 

It’s so hard to explain this - it was a mix of pure lust and deep feelings.  She spread her legs even wider urging me to probe deeper.  Again those moans were getting louder.  Her fingers were pressing onto my skin very tightly as my tongue found its mark time after time.  Her nails were pressing harder into my skin.  Soon she couldn’t take it any longer.  She pulled my head up and said, “Please I want you inside me now.  Please now.  I want you so much.  Yes.  Yes.”  She spread her legs and invited me to mount her.  It was heaven."

Glad that I am not the only one to be bothered by non-stop television coverage of Michael Jackson.

He was my hero too but guess what, there is a lot going on, including a coup in Honduras and elections stolen in Iran.

Who will you fuck?  Cynthia Hampton or Darlene Ensign?

She is a bit slutty but Darlene is prettier.  

What was Senator Ensign thinking or maybe his dick doesn't think!

Did you know that more people pretend to hate something the more likely they love it. 

Yep, evangelical God Ted Haggard hated gays but was banging a homosexual prostitute.

Gov. Mark Sanford loved Christ but was fucking a Latina hottie in Argentina...and so on.

More Christian hypocrisy.

Fraud alert

This Boston based travel agency is selling all kinds of fraudulent vacation packages.  Avoid them at all cost.

Havens Corners Church of Christ in Christian Union, Columbus, Ohio, bills itself as a traditional, Bible based church. However, it sure knows homophobia rather well.  Senior Pastor David M Allison is a master of hatred.  I hope Jesus Christ will forgive him for abusing his name.

As many of you know I have a fetish for white shirt and black bra but this set of these slutty nurses is making me also include red bras under white blouse.

OMG my message panty album is getting out of control because I just keep finding more and more cute and sexy ones. 

Like this slut does not believe in small talk or romantic seduction, she likes to get down and dirty to fuck right away.

She might as well wear those Just Do me panties.

My understanding is that when women wear bodysuits they need not wear panties.  I am also told that men in bodysuits also not wear any underwear.

So why does she have those striped panties on?  

I love this picture, though, especially if you notice how her pink bra and black panty is hanging on the door knob on the right.  Every time I walk into a woman's room and see undies lying around, it turns me on.

As many of you know by now more and more girls are using strapon dildos to either fuck other women but sometimes even men, many of whom dress like girls to get fucked in the arse. 

This slut knows for sure that she will need a good supply of Lifestyle condoms when she slides that massive dong into a pussy.

Got an email from a French guy who recently fucked a Japanese tourist traveling in Paris.

"I slipped my big palms under her top and held her round, big, soft, smooth breast - it was like a dream come true.  She moaned with every caress.  I pushed up her top, pulled aside her black embroidered bra, and saw her naked breast for the first time.  Her breasts had big, firm, pink, pointed nipples as a woman with three children would.  As I took each nipple in my mouth to suck, she let out a moan of ecstasy.  Then I moved down her body.  Although the place was small and I was starting to feel that we were not able to move much, I managed to push her skirt up and saw her tiny, black, lace panties.  She helped me by pulling them down further and spread her legs wider to show her dark black hairy mound.  It was impossible for me to wait any longer and I went down and ate her.  She was wet like a dripping pipe.  I love the way she moaned and shouted, “Motto...motto...kimochi”.  I kissed her to let her taste her body fluids.  She liked it and then we traded places.  She did what I had just done to her and I got some mind-blowing oral sex from her."  

What the hell is going on?

A Canadian hocky player Jarrett Stoll canceled wedding to Rachel Hunter without explanation.

Time to fantasize about hottie Vanessa again!

Nick and Vanessa broke up

Probably Jessica Simpson is a little happy today.

Sure very much like the Better Than Britney panties.

Yep this is one of those all you can eat panties.

Somewhat similar to the touch down panties here is another babe inviting you to spank her butt.

We all know how Britney Spears pussy looks like; she has exposed herself so many times, but I am sure that this girl has a better looking pussy than Brit's.

A fan of mine writes:

I am new to having lesbian sex.  We had sex this weekend and this time we used a dildo to help stimulate each other.  I find that I can connect with my girlfriend like never before. I thought it might be weird to be around her after that initial time but it isn't. I don't know why but it just feels right. We decided we aren't full time lesbians (not now anyway) and still date other men. Our time we spend together now is much more fulfilling as I now have more than a friend.

Pam has been able to enter a totally new world through her girlfriend, who continues to surprise her by her creative ideas about exploring sex.  Recently Nicole surprised Pam by inviting her to her apartment where a handsome man John was already present as a surprise gift for Pam who has not had very many pleasant sexual experiences with men.  Nicole knew it and wanted to make sure that her opinion about men could be changed only if she were introduced to the right men. 

Pam details what happens, "Nicole brought me back to her apartment and had a little surprise waiting.   She told me to put my arms up and I did.  Then she took my sweater off and undid my bra.  John was just sitting their amazed, staring at my boobs! It was so funny. Then she took my pants off and then my thong.  John was trembling - it was hilarious! Then I undressed Nicole and no wonder John did the same and very soon we all engaged in a threesome orgy that blew my mind away. It felt great to have a man inside of me again.  I just feel so sexual right now, it's hard to control myself!  I feel energized like never before."

I will be curious to hear from other women who have similar doubts or experiences.  Please drop me a line and let me know what kinds of sexual experiences you have had with men and/or women.

OK due to its high fat content I never eat bacon but I know some people love it so much that they wear panties with that message.

How do you resist making out with a cute best friend when he is single and in bed with you drinking in the night?

You can't.

This horny housewife is bored with her loving husband and is wondering how to find another man.

Hmmm.........

Martina writes, "I told a coworker that I love big black dicks the best, but opportunities in my life for that are nonexistent at the moment.  He said he knew an adult video place that I should try and told me they had glory holes.  Never heard of it so I Googled when I got home.  Certainly got my interest going. My question is are they safe?  I've learned the hard way that I need to be cautious.  What do you know about glory holes?"

Regarding glory holes, from what my friends tell me, it attracts a lot of gays, so I am not sure that a heterosexual woman has much hope there .  A very small number of women might try it too, but it is often too dangerous for women. 

And remember that with the adult videos going online and a ton of high quality porn on the web (that people can find in the privacy of their homes) only the very low end of the population rents at adult video stores now. 

They are not even places for shopping for adult products any more -- people buy even those online because it is private and you never to have to explain to anyone why a married woman needs a strapon dildo or vibrator or a why married man needs a fuckdoll. 

So personally I wouldn't suggest that you do it, unless you are with another person so that you are safe together.  Also keep a fully charged cell phone with you in case you need to call 911.

It is best to be discreet and avoid public places.  I think your best bet is Craig's List.  There are all types of men and women that would love to have someone like you join them for an orgy.  But again, I would say that if you are going to be at someone's house or hotel room, first meet them in a public place for a coffee or drink.  And if you have even 1% doubt that something is not right, it is best to say goodbye than to risk something. 

There are a lot of creeps out there but like you and I, there are a lot of sweet, nice people who enjoy sex.  So as long as you are cautious, you can have all the fun you want.

I agree with this logic of why we should leave Iran alone.

I mean we have two wars going on and the economy is in a meltdown; who cares if Iranians want to kill each other?  Clearly the Republicans have no ideas to solve our domestic problems that they now want to solve the problems in Iran.

If you are still one of those idiots masturbating watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show on television, then get a life. 

Watch this video of fashion shows that have real nudity with topless girls that show breasts, nipples, or wear totally seethrough clothes.

Yes there are sissies and then there are men who like to wear some girlie clothes voluntarily as a hobby but like this slut who put her own clothes on her boy friend and then fucked him, there are ladies who force their men to dress up in feminine clothes so that they can abuse them by fucking them in the arse with a strapon dildo or force them to suck cock or get fucked by a male friend of theirs. 

This is one such group of guys.

If you wear a mini skirt then girls be careful how much you bend because then your panties will show.

In case, the whole purpose of wearing a micro mini was to flash your panties by bending over and over again, then, thank you.

There is something I have always wondered.  OK girls got boobies and they show their appendages all the time.  The purpose of a bra is twofold: provide support but also make the boobs project outside so that everyone can see them.

Why is it that is designed to make the cock literally go away. 

Shouldn't the dick be dressed in a clothing item that covers it like a bra and helps it be seen?  Thank you Bruno for making this idea go the masses. 

Those are very functional bodysuits.

Guys already wear pantyhose and as documented earlier by me, men wear panties and some dudes even wear bras. 

Some men are fighting for a right to wear a skirt in public.

So it makes perfect sense for guys to wear a body suit -- perfect for that toned look.

Previously I talked about male whaletail in John Tucker Must Die movie. 

Now we have Sacha Baron Cohen not only wearing a red thong but also unashamedly flashing the top of the thong over his pants -- a trend that is so popular among girls but is yet to catch up among men.

Guys with whaletail are sexy.

More scarf fetish indulgence.

Peaches Geldorf sexes it up with scarf in her hair

This dude's wife sure hates him wearing panties.

Time for a new wife who appreciates her husband's fetishes as much as she appreciates his bringing home the bacon.

And then these stupid women complain why men cheat or go to strip clubs or have sex online.

We already saw women pissing in the sink apart from peeing in toilet or outdoors and like many of you who probably let your urine flow in the swimming pool or jacuzzi this is just disgusting.

I think the reason for my existence is over.

Posh Spice has had a boob reduction procedure.

Most of it seems to happen outside their bedroom sometimes in public places.  Holy shit.

Jada Pinkett Smith loves to be a slut and fuck Will like a whore to satisfy his fantasies.

How can I marry a chick like that?

Only disappointment in this case was that she was not pantyless unlike other celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

You would think that girls only went to piss in the toilet but many people simply do not have privacy anywhere except the bathroom.

So if a woman has to masturbate a toilet seat sure comes handy.

Like me, Fergie seems to love roleplaying in bed with husband Josh (lucky bastard).

I might not care about banging an old woman but if she dresses up like a schoolgirl I sure will slide my cock right in her pussy as she lifts her tartan skirt up and grabs her Hello Kitty pencil box.

For Anne Hathway fans, strongly recommended, particularly if you like family drama.

Rachel Getting Married film review

I should have listened to Mom when she told me to go to massage school.

I would get to massage these babes with enormous tits which they can't hide in those bikinis.

I think if I would consider doctor patient sex it has to be with a doctor like this who wear short shirts over thigh high stockings and then sits to expose her panties.

OK so there is noodle wrestling and oil wrestling but I did not think girls in swimsuits will wrestle in foam.  How lame?

Lucky bastard that he is.

Guy gets an invitation to fuck his best friend's wife

I just hope that his buddy is not bisexual.

I got an email from a regular reader:

"I am a college student who just loves to wear panties all the time cuz it feels so good on me and the way it rubs all the right spots.  Also I have 7 pairs of panties that I wear and my girlfriend loves me so good when I wear her panties.  I buy my panties from places like Victoria's Secret and other lingerie stores.  My girlfriend found out when she wanted to have sex and I forgot I had on one of her girly thongs that I always liked.  She was kinda creeped then realized I just like feeling close to her and she wuz fine with it; we now share the same panties and wear the same pair after the other has worn it.  Now our sex is great and I love being her panty boy."

Is that a girl's worst nightmare?

This naive woman is terrified that no boy will marry her and she will always be single.

I say that if I can get a steady supply of fuckbuddies I never need to marry.

Yeesss......the Japanese now have a robot that makes pancakes.

I wonder how I can get one.

The Japanese have embarassed us again.

Japan will further reduce greenhouse gases even though they do not pollute as much.

Alright all the Christian wingnuts, some good news for you:  Rapture is here finally.

Now get out of here and leave us alone.

Since I like New York city a lot it was natural for me to watch The Housewives of New York (even though I worked in NJ at one time, I am yet to see The Housewives of New Jersey). 

Compared to The Housewives of Orange County, and contrary to my expectations, I found that the women in NYC fought like highschool girls and just made a fool of themselves.  And no I don't think Simon is gay.

One of the most stable personalities on the NYC show is that of Bethenny Frankel, who is pretty and likable, but it looks like her Skinny Girl cocktails are not selling and she wants to use sex to ramp up her business. 

That is why, she goes out without a bra and exposes her dark nipples.  Sweet!

I think if you are a whaletail watcher like me girls will oblige you almost everywhere these days but a great place where you can see thongs and panties peeking over jeans is the classroom. 

Hey, you gotta bend forward to take those notes in the classroom.

That is when you also don't have a naughty teacher in class.

I have build a massive gallery of message panties with both cute and hilarious messages but this one is a winner. 

Yep, "If you can read this, you are not my husband." 

Yes, one of those slut housewives that have a double life.  Yeah, the kind that I run into online occasionally and for no charge, they are ready to strip for me on their webcams.

Probably a terrible idea anyway.

Experts suggest that when a woman ends a relationship with a married man it is best that it is over forever.

In addition to my jungle girl panties and wild thing panty, boys and girls, I present to you the pink panther thong.

An awesome collection to my message panty album, particularly a matching addition to the Jungle girl panties.

But what do you do if you are wearing such a tiny thong that there is no place for a message in the back then you simply slide your denim skirt down to flash your butt and in a white lace thong.

It would be stupid to expect that only skinny girls can wear thongs and then expose them on top of their jeans. 

A BBW, who can be as slutty as any slim gal, can not only feel comfortable in a gstring but also wear her ultra low rise pants to expose her whaletail.

Wouldn't it be nice to wear a strawberry bra with strawberry gstring?

If a man wears a bra and then his nips are licked by a whore what does it mean?

Is it the same thing as a dude licking nipples of a woman?

And this guy is even into S&M and enjoys pain and that is why he puts his girl's hair clips on his nips.

Jesus, some mature sluts are obsessed with younger dudes.

Power to the men after being bossed around by rich, old men for centuries.

I think most girls wear message panties so that they send a sexy message to the lucky man who gets to see the underwear.

However, this moron needs to be reminded what panties to wear on the weekends so that she would not wear the same soiled panties forever.

Maybe she needs adult diapers instead.

Remember the guy who wanted to be a girl and wear pretty panties and bra.

Here is a woman who wants to be a man that is why she is shaving her non-existent facial hair while wearing a tie.

This cougar is scared of dating a younger man because she is afraid that he just wants to fuck her.

I mean what man does not want to fuck.

I thought backless skirts were rare but it turns out that we are now reaching a point that skirtless outfits are going to be popular.

Just some pretty boy shorts and a slut is good to go.

Looks like even Hispanic girls want to date Asians.

Will anyone date Americans any more?

Scary, isn't it?  Maybe you have already had phone or webcam sex!

Some tips on how to prepare for first time meeting after fooling around on the Internet.

While Geri Haliwell had given up hope for being fucked by a man ever again (and you can see why; that fat on the tummy is a turnoff even to loser men) but it turns out that she is now dating a bloke.

And that is why she is checking out her pussy to make sure that some one will find it attractive enough to put his cock inside.

Indeed it is a pain to deal with a woman who has huge issues.

What can a girl with low self esteem and insecurities do to deal with the problem?

If I understand it right a bra is innerwear and may in some cases be used as an item of clothing or outwear but when a girl wears her brassiere outside her top what does that mean?

Yep what a great way to start masturbating.

A hand inside pussy and then a little touching of the tits, probably with a massage of the nipples, and then licking your own boobs, and hopefully, an explosive orgasm.

Obviously you can insert a cock or a dildo or a vibrator or bottle, and maybe a pussy massager, but remember that a hard nipple is pretty good enough to penetrate a cunt.

Have you tried exchanging food (particularly grapes or chocolates) with your partner? 

This whore in just her black bra and pajamas sure wants to pop that grape in your mouth.

Actually there are some very sexy loin cloths for men available.

That is why even girls are wearing loinclothes these days.

Like Europe this is a big problem in Tokyo and many other Asian cities.

Most hotels seem to have very few or even no non smoking rooms and despite requesting otherwise, you maybe stuck with a smoking room.  Plan well.

Please just don't wear them with a white tee.

If worn with a stylish top a white jeans can look hot.

Well then you haven't really broken up; isn't it?

Experts think that it is not a good idea to meet with an ex BF after a breakup.

It is hard to be happy when you don't know what it is.

Here is one definition of happiness that you may like.

Actually Mormons, Catholics, and Christian terrorists now call it opposite marriage (yes, like a man and a woman or a woman and a dog or a man and sex doll).

But WTF is a traditional marriage anways?

At the Cannes red carpet Elena Lenina basically showed up wearing a completely cthru dress.

Slut.

Am the only one that this moron came out of nowhere and now she is dominating the conversation in politics.

But first, Meghan McCain has to learn how to spell and stop being a teen.

Hofit Golan showed up with a plunging backline at the Cannes red carpet.

The same dress that ended up exposing Hofit's thong as a whaletail.

I am adding Ashley Tisdale to my message panties collection but can anyone read what it says on the butt. 

It says "Make pi...."  Please write down in the comments if you have seen this panty.

After failing in everything that the Republicans have tried to revive the gradually disappearing party, the GOP is now trying rap.

Hilarious video; as hilarious as the clowns that are still in the GOP.

A Christian group affiliated with Osama Bin Laden and Al Quaida called Operation Rescue has brutally murdered American doctor George Tiller of Kansas at a church.

Christians are rapidly becoming a religion of terror.  But they are not alone.

Catholic religious leader Bill O'Reilly also is inciting violence in the name of Jesus Christ.

Latest addition to my message panties collection: Jungle Girl.