It's just that I am not sure she is the "nice" type.  She would be better off in this naughty message panty.

When a man has something to hide he will not show you off to his friends and family members.

Unless he is shoving tons of money in your handbag, kick him out.

Yep, now that so many mature women are dating men young enough to be their grandsons this has become a real problem.

Well, kids, get ready to party with your step dad, rather than fear him.  He might even beat you at video games.

If you are hot and sexy in spirit men will chase you regardless.

It is not about age or looks; it is more about the attitude.

Bimbo Jess Simpson got thrown out like a piece of shit by Tony Romo.

I guess being desperate does not help.

I gave some tips on how to stop anyone from taking an upskirt photograph and another thing to remember is that if you plan on lying down then do not wear a short skirt. 

See how these gals were caught with a view of their pussies as they played on trampoline or the other one was lounging on a limo seat.

That is how Beyonce also flashed her pussy.

I think if you ask nicely a woman will give you anything.  Like this girl who revealed her matching purple bra and panties when asked.

Previously I talked about how to create fake boobs on guys who want to be sissies or are crossdressers.

Well, one way to do that is to use Nubra, a product that can be used to collect the breast area fat (particularly those that have man boobs or moobs) to create the effect of boobies and girls use it all the time to make their tits look larger.

I am sure naughty gals would then love to lick those titties for you.

Like how to get out of a car without flashing your underwear or pussy, here is a great way to cover your vagina and not flash your panties creating an unintentional upskirt situation for voyeurs.

It is not right to assume that Asian women stop fucking after marriage -- the problem is global.

I have actually had some of the best sex of my life with married Asian chicks whose husbands did not bang them.

The question of couples living together and sharing bills is pretty settled but some dudes still don't seem to behave.

If you share, then pay your part.  It's that simple!

If you want to see the hypocrisy and dirty politics in the Catholic church the Doubt movie is worthwhile to watch.

Great cast and terrific acting by Meryl Streep, Philip Seymor Hoffman, and Amy Adams.

Who wouldn't?

This girl has to be careful fantasizing about her cute colleague if she wants to keep her job and not get into trouble with her BF.

Yep, mine too.  Angelina Jolie does not even return my emails.

Dream girls always taken by rich and handsome men.

Poor people like me should just be happy watching these beauties.

This married woman is making advances on her neighbor and I wouldn't blame him for banging someone's wife.

Who knows how impotent her hubby is.

I am amazed how girls figure out new ways of masturbating -- like this woman who was maserbating on a train ride home.

Or these two girls jerking off together.

I mean why would they need to go to a mutual masturbation party if they could just strip down to bra and panties and then use a towel to rub the cunt.

It is generally believed that men look at stripper but there is no scarcity of horny women hungry to look at naked men and then let them hump their vaginas.  

Take a look at this photo of amateur women (yeah, women that maybe in your family or you may know) enjoying themselves with these studs.

Starting on the right see how that slut is riding on the cock of that guy in red thong.

The one in the middle is rubbing her cunt with the penis of the guy in printed thong.

The one on the left is getting a lap dance from that dude in boxer shorts.

And a large group of moms and aunts are enjoying the show wondering if they can get the same action or just pussies wet with love juices flowing drenching their panties.

This young guy is attracted to a much older chick and doesn't know how to tell her.

Oh these older women are such great fucks.

Of course you can go driving topless but if you are in the back seat it is also nice to just take your shirt off and enjoy the nice breeze. 

It is just tough for the truck drivers, though.

When a sissy wears a bra he must be as concerned about wearing the correct size bra as any woman.

Definitely this pretty floral bra is not going to fit him.

This young woman is very shy in front of her boyfriend while they are making out or fucking.

Some good tips for girls to enjoy their sex without being shy.

I think if you have a big rack as her's it can swallow even the biggest of black cocks.

Many people do not realize this but soiled panties have incredible aroma of a woman's pussy juices and can heighten sexual desire and pleasure.

No surprise that these two whores know what I am talking about.

So you saw this nice butt in panties but don't be fooled.

She ain't wearing nude panties.  Those are just tanlines. 

Yep, this slut likes to go pantyless under her pink skirt.

At some point a woman will realize that dating a married man is simply not worth it.

Warning to those adulterous married dudes.

How many of you have a fetish for a girl wearing just a long white shirt?

I like them with just panties or even pantyless!

I wish I could hang out with Indian hotties in a jacuzzi, though I am not sure I would like to look at the butts of Indian dudes.

I mean what kind of question is that.

I think men love women primarily because they get sex in return.

That is why girls who do not provide awesome sex get dumped.

Decisions taken in a hurry and on impulse are not the best.

This woman regrets her decision to breaking up.

For reasons that I don't understands brides have dildos on their honeymoon.

Obviously this bride got a really big one and she is happy.  I just hope that she does not stick it in her husband's arse.

I know a dildo is a girl's best friend (after all it is always there and erect) and if a girl is gonna study hard why not have a dildo sitting right next to books.

And for obvious reasons it reminds me of Seal's dick.

Only recently I am starting to realize that Indian girls like to show off their boobies and I agree with boobs so giant why shouldn't they?

After desi girls like to grab their girlfriend's tits all the time. (Note: I am told that the word desi means an Indian in Hindi language and is popular word among Indian Americans)

Oh Gee, I am getting this fetish for women with dark skins. 

See this slut wearing a top cut so low that her black lace bra is half out.

On the way to the Oscars, Will Smith fucked Jada Pinkett, according to her.

Naughty!

I know there are parties for crossdressers but I am glad that there are now fashion shows for men who like to wear girly clothes.

I particularly find it incredible to see the huge hunk on the right -- I mean he could be the most macho man on the planet but is clearly delighted to be a sissy wearing his bra and carrying a handbag.

Yet another humorous addition to my massive message panties album.  These should come in so handy when you share a room with a particularly horny dude.

Oh Gee I should have listened to Mom when she told me to get a plumber's license.

Watch this vid of a plumber enjoying awesome upskirt views of the slutty housewife.

Those of you who have enjoyed conveyor belt sushi will definitely enjoy this video in which a man can get his cock licked and sucked by girls rotating on a conveyor belt. 

Guys can even ejaculate in a bukkake format on many girls rather than just once.

Very cleaver!

I have confessed many times before how I enjoy watching whaletails and have a huge gallery of whale tail photos but I don't think I have been photographed doing so.

Obviously I don't blame this middle aged pervert for enjoying that black thong showing above the pants.

This woman wonders if she should let her boy friend maintain contact with his exes.

I say, forget it.  The only reason a man wants to do that is to bang them when they both get a chance.

This horny man fucks this girl and is incapable for loving her and she wonders what she should do.

I say fuck his brains off and then marry a nice, rich guy to pay her bills the rest of her life.

If men could get away with it, they will never marry (well maybe there are some religious idiots or those that hate housework who are willing to take the shit of marriage in return for cooking and cleaning chores).

I guess this woman did not talk to me before dating this smart dude.

After the Paris Hilton topless photos boys and girls I present Anna Friel showing her small breasts and nipples in this gorgeous dress that she drops to her waist.

After FFM sex I think you should try MMF sex. 

Nothing like fucking a chick with a buddy.

I totally agree that Meghan McCain is a moron and it is only a matter of time before the GOP establishment will throw her out but she sure is a hottie: I wish she would pose nude because she is definitely hiding a big rack under that shirt.

And now the surprise is over.  The latest GOP slut (that is what she calls herself now) gives us all a much better idea of what her titties look like.  God, they are huge.

It is understandable why women pee outdoors mostly on a highway right next to car (I guess you just have to go unless you do not mind pissing yourself like Fergie) but what if you are also in a big hurry and do not want to stop: just get your butt out the car window and let the urine fly in the air.  Kinky!

Each morning when I wake up (especially if I do not piss during the night) I wake up with an unbelievable hardon, sometimes even a bigger and stronger erection than when I am fucking some hottie.

That is also the best time for a woman to suck a dick.

As I previously proved women do compare their boob size and tease each other. 

Here is a spycam video of 3 gals comparing their racks.

I got a chance to like to Paris Hilton boobs previously but I am sure you want to see what is hidden inside.

I must confess that even though her rack is small her nipples are suckable.

We all know that for some strange reasons girls like to piss together.

For equally mysterious reasons women also like to take showers together.

As I said before ladies do not mind in pissing in front of others either.

Well, this pic combines them all.  While one girl takes a shit on the toilet the other is in the shower.

When adult girls wear diapers it is somewhat understandable considering that it is dangerous for women to pee outdoors and the process of pissing is not as simple as unzipping and taking the dick out to release urine.  Though it now seems that some dudes also have problem with urinating and prefer diapers.

I have a special bond with Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her resignation is such a loss.  I mean who will I ridicule and how will I get entertained now?

Still the beauty of the Internet is that everything lives forever.

Read my juicy coverage of slutty Sarah Palin.

OMG how am I gonna survive.

Looks like both Vicodin and Percocet recall is coming.

Maybe I will try acupuncture instead.

Sorry girls no need to fantasize about him any more; Kevin Jonas is engaged to Danielle Deleasa.

I brother if this Jonas brother is still a virgin or if he was already fucking Danielle.

I thought pirates made a living by robbing ships but looks as if being a whore helps too.

I simply love this woman because she satisfies my fetish for women in ties and girls who wear black bras under white shirts.

An awesome message panty that two girls got and proudly flashed but the third gal did not want to be left out. 

Even though Bacardi rum folks ignored her but she sure has a cute lace bikini panty on and does not mind pushing her slacks down.

Hmm...fake breasts can be such a turnon for sissies!

Like girls who can lick their own boobies this guy is having a blast licking his own nipples.

If you are a sissy going to a party then be prepared to be abused by women who love men in feminine lingerie.  

I am guessing she has a strapon dildo to penetrate him anally by lifting the denim skirt.

I think I am now starting to understand why Japanese like karaoke so much.

They like fo fuck in the privacy of the karaoke booth.

You saw the Lindsay Lohan upskirt pics. 

And of course LiLo goes pantyless all the time.

And Ms Lohan does not care much for a bra either.

So is there any surprise that Lindsey goes about town flashing her red thong on top of her shorts.

It seems that I am not the only one to enjoy Steve Martin being goofy.

Pink Panther movie review

Can you believe that those sexy stewardesses from Air New Zealand posed in nothing but body paint?

I must book a ticket to Wellington soon.