When Pamela Anderson appeared on the runway wearing just a scarf and nothing else (I guess a thong does not count) it caught many by surprise but for men with scarf fetish like me it was a delight.

What also delighted me was what happened as she struggled to prove how one could make a dress out of a silk scarf.

Well, when she turned around there really was not enough fabric to cover her back and everyone could look at her gstring (which as you can see from the closeup is rolled up rather weird).  And then in the front she flashed her crotch.

I guess if you watched Thank You For Smoking movie then you would never smoke.  You can die from smoking if you do it regularly for long time.  But why is that I still get turned on by women smoking especially if they flash their panties while doing so.

Well I like to make humble requests like show me your bra to girls but this slut is not joking when she wants to see how big your cock because I am sure she needs a big one.

This grandma is dating a man young enough to be her son if not her grandson.

The world is really turning on its head.  Power to the ladies, finally!

I thought teen relationships were casual and fun but it seems that some teenagers take relationships very seriously.

Good for them.

When I need ideas for perverted kinky sex instead of looking to porn actors I go to Christian fuckers (who also happen to be Republicans).  Seriously!

Yes, people like Gayle the wife of Prophet Ted Haggard or Michael Duvall or Senator Larry Craig (how to find gay sex partners in airport rest rooms) or Sen. David Vitter (find whores to fuck) or Governor Mike Sanford (fuck Latinas overseas) or Senator John Ensign (fuck a colleague).

So boys if your parents are one of those Bible hugging, Jesus freaks, then the Value Voters Summit has some recommendations for you to have best sex ever: cock rings.  Trust me these sex freaks know what they are talking about.

Adding to the gallery of celebs who display their thongs above their pants is Nicole Richie below:

Also-ran Miss California, homophobe, born again, evangelical Christian and part time porn model has declared that she is going to heaven. 

She said at the Values Voter Summit 2009, "even though I didn't win the crown that night, I know that the Lord has so much of a bigger crown in heaven for me."

Rest in peace Carrie Prejean because we will not miss you at all.

Enjoy this naughty video from Dita Van Tease modeling Wonderbra lingerie.

Sexy as always!

Evangelical Christians have decided to send Miley Cyrus to hell.

Moms, stop your daughters from following her.

I feel really bad for Republicans because it is very clear that they are so out of touch with reality but will parrot any line that their criminal friends in corporate America will tell them to. 

Denying global warming is like denying the existence of air.  With clowns like Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann running the show only Jesus Christ can save the GOP.

Some men force their women to wear seethrough slutty clothes and other guys share their wives with other men. 

Here is a man who likes to show off his girl to other men.

Here are dudes that expose their girls for the pleasure of others.

I thought a dildo on the nose was weird enough but I guess horny sluts will stick one in any orifice in the body.

Personally I like a tongue in my ear.

You already know how to hump a pillow to get off when you are all alone and horny but if you are having a pajama party how about a pillow fight.

Who hasn't had a crush on the hot sister of your best friend?

In my case, I became best friends with anyone who had a sexy sis.

I have seen women do pretty funny things while taking a leak but this is the first time I see a slut pissing with the thumb in her mouth like a baby.

Apparently love happens to Jen Aniston only in movies.

Why don't men like her?

As many of you now know I have a stewardess fetish and another one for dark skinned Asian women so it is just appropriate that I must look at pics of Kingfisher Airlines flight attendants from India while holding my dick in my hand hoping for a mid-air handjob some day.

Adding to my gallery of message panties yet another cute one.

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This dude is struggling to convince his troubled wife to seek therapy to deal with her traumas.

Some men are so patient.

Read graphic details of how Jon Gosselin had sex with nanny Stephanie Santoro in their family home.

I don't understand why America is watching this fucked up family.

I am told that showing just one boob and covering the other one is now a style trend.

If you have vision problems try this test.

I don't know who comes up with these rules, like, women over 40 cannot wear mini skirts.

That is why it is perfectly alright to wear white after Labor Day.

Good news for SJP fans.

Sex & The City 2 is on its way.

Girls if you are going to pose with your bottoms down to flash your panties then make sure that you wear cute panties rather than ugly granny panties.

This woman is supposedly happily married but still likes another guy. 

And then people blame just the men for cheating.

You know Republicans might be the only ones left that believe in God, Bible, marriage between a man and woman, but they sure know how to fuck hard.

Republican Michael D. Duvall, California's Orange County's 72nd Assembly District representative, who is married with two children has been banging lobbyist Heidi DeJong Barsuglia.  If it were your typical missionary sex, I wouldn't waste my time but we all can get some kinky sex ideas from him.  He says, "She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!....So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah! Because you're such a bad girl!'"

I sure love to spank a naughty girl but I had never thought that a girl that I had fucked would show up the next day to fuck me again wearing her cum-soaked soiled panties.

Update

Several of you have written to ask what an eyepatch underwear is.  I called a bunch of lingerie stores and did extensive search on the web and concluded that there is no such lingerie item.  Clearly Duvall came up with this name.

What it really means is an item of innerwear that uses just enough clothing that an eye patch needs.  Maybe this teardrop panty or this bandaid panty will give you an idea.  This Brazilian gstring is the smallest thong that I have seen ever.

And also like many of you I was curious how this semen-filled panty wearing slut looks like and I must confess she is quite a beauty.  Unfortunately, not many photos of hers are on the web but she sure looks like a babe that likes to hang on to a dirty panty with juice from an old man.

I do not like this trend of using a scarf to cover the chest -- I hope it goes away soon.

Ladies, be kind to us guys.

I know some of you have asked me to help you satisfy this fetish -- I am still wondering if I like them.

I recently had to host a distant family member with huge ego and boy was it tough.

Guys with oversize egos are obnoxious and definitely not liked by anyone but them.

Soap star Michele Staford is going to have a baby with the help of a surrogate mother.

It is great news but I am not sure I like the commercialization of motherhood.

I always thought that Louis Vuitton only made handbags and that is why I was shocked to see Louis Vuitton panties but it turns out that they also have stockings.  Hey, if you want to advertise their brand, go ahead.

I am still not sure if I have an armpit fetish for sure but I do enjoy watching a girl shave her hairy armpits.

So if you have it for sure, you will enjoy this video of two women licking each others armpits and underarms while this man shoots his load in his wife's pit.

Holly Madison's boobs seem to have huge implants in them.

Now I hate them.

And you thought that the vibrate function on a mobile phone was to warn of you incoming calls.  You are silly.  Ladies just stick that phone next to your pussy and you would never need another vibrator.