For a bridal shower or a bachelorette party this lingerie theme cake is appropriate.

Maybe a Hello Kitty theme cake might also do. 

Did you know that our very own Snoop Dog has sung a song for Bollywood movie Singh is Kingg?

This marriage of Bollywood and Hollywood is scaring the shit out of me. 

How will you know if you don't try.

It was a little strange for me to wear 'em first but eventually everyone finds out that thongs can be comfortable. 

Hey you know what accidents happen.  Like the time Katherine McPhee's skirt rose high revealing her panties. 

Or as Lindsay Lohan got out of the car her skirt was still up showing her knickers.

This is the photo of a girl who was trying to ride her bike and her skirt did not place the right way revealing her black tback.

Janice writes, "I would like to get a pair of jeans but I have no butt.  I mean I have "no butt". Is there a pair of jeans out there that I coyuld buy, without having to sell the farm, to make my back side look like there is something there?"

Well, try LEE "ONE TRUE FIT" jeans.  If you wear them with booty popper panties you will look like you have a huge butt.

If you think I write this blog to make the world a better place, you must be silly.

I have better things to do with my time than to help idiots.

In other words, what I am trying to tell you is that if you are going to blog anyway, you might as well make serious money.  Otherwise, go cut the grass for a senior citizen and she will bless you.

So how to become rich?

In a nutshell, blog about topics that lots of people like to read about, for instance, weight loss or relationship problems, and then have high paying ads on your blog so that when people click on them, you get paid some serious money.

You may also want to read this book "Blogging For Riches." 

In a nutshell, you can publish things that you know, for example, how to make cupcakes or how to fix a broken flush system, and then display Google AdSense ads on your web page so that when people click on them, you will make money.

The problem is that unless you are like me, you get a few visitors a day and these are mostly your friends and family members.  Getting traffic is not easy.

You do that by advertising, like any other business, and you will have to spend money on it.

So will I make money?

No if you work like an idiot.  But if you pay less for advertising and get paid a lot more on the ads on your web page, you can make real money.

This is called Google arbitrage and if you learn it from the pros you can get it right.  In any case, you can always start with just $25 and make mistakes to learn from them.

I had initially given more tips on how to advertise cheaply on Google AdWords and how to get cheap traffic to your website.

If you are one of those Christians that hate gays and lesbians (though the last time I read the Bible all Jesus does is talk about love), I got yet another bad news for you.  Lesbians can now have fertility treatments and have babies.

Sorry people, George Bush is going away soon and John McCain is not a real Christian even if he becomes the president.  So 4 years of hell for you without even dying. 

For women addicted to makeup, here is an article that talks about how much American girls spend on makeup each month.

A lot, really. Especially when Heidi Klum has a makeup line and so does Josie Maran.

How much makeup do Asian ladies use?  I think all women need are a few beauty must haves.

Like most guys I like girls with meat on their bones and underweight girls should seek help for their weight issues.

Remember ladies Ana Carolina Reston died because she was underweight. 

You probably read my post on how to get cheap traffic to your website.

In addition to that I wanted to recommend another resource that will teach you tricks to exploit the holes in Google's Adwords program to pay a lot less for advertising. 

Well, there are a few tricks that I know that have made my blog so popular but I have made a strategic decision not to share them because I know a visitor to your blog is not visiting my blog.

But there are other experts who are sharing their secrets to driving cheap of even free traffic to your blog. 

Remember this sexy bartender or this topless bartender? 

This trio is equally hot and it will be hard to think of drinking alcohol in their presence.

Read this warning before buying a blog from someone.

BTW, if you are selling a blog let me know because I may be interested.  My contact info is in the right sidebar. 

Look I warned you that Bollywood is coming to America.

Remember the episode of So You Think You Can do Bollywood dance. 

Or Natalie Portman Devendra Barnhart dancing Bollywood style. 

And finally the sari wearing Christina Aguilera, Ashley Judd, and Natalie Portman. 

The only thing that is missing is Shilpa Shetty showing her pussy in Hollywood. 

I guess as part of my efforts to be a good American I should switch to drinking wine from a box rather than a bottle.

It sounds a little odd to say that Oh let me open a box of wine for you.  I will also miss the sounds of the cork popping and whole paraphernalia I use for opening wine bottles. 

Unfortunately Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up.

And I would like to say that I told you so -- yes, I predicted that the relationship of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston wouldn't last.